TOPIC: Fire, whipcream, someone catching on fire, and a metal bar.
Ed: Roy, truth or dare?
Roy: Dare.
Ed: Okay, this is gonna be good.. (transmutes a piece of paper into a small candle) I dare you to hold this candle in your mouth then light it with your alchemy!
Roy: That's easy! (puts the candle in his mouth with the wick sticking out, he snaps and a trail of fire goes towards the candle and lights it. He takes the candle out of his mouth) See? No problem!
(everyone's staring at him)
Roy: ...What?
Al: Uh.. (points at Mustang's hair)
Roy: (looks in a mirror, his hair is on fire) OMIGOD! MY HAIR'S ON FIRE! SOMEONE PUT IT OUT!
Winry: Here! This is cold! (pulls out a can of whipcream)
Roy: GIMME! (grabs it and sprays it on his head, when the can's empty the fire's still there) SOMETHING ELSE!
Al: Here! (gives him a can of gasoline)
Roy: (dumps it on his head, the fire gets bigger) BAD! IT'S BIGGER!
Ed: I got it! (transmutes a metal bar, starts whacking Mustang over and over again with it until the fire goes out) There, all better!
(Roy's laying on the ground, twitching)
Al: ...did you kill him, brother?
Ed: (shrugs) He'll be fine..
Roy: (gets up) OKAY ED! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU! (snaps, a trail of fire flies towards Ed, he jumps out of the way and the floor and walls catch on fire)
Hawkeye: Oh good job, Roy!
Roy: IT'S ED'S FAULT!
-10 minutes later-
(Everyone's standing outside the burning house, glaring at Roy)
Ed: DIDN'T YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON THE FIRST GODDAMN TIME? (reference to Chap. 5)