I'm so sorry I haven't updated for a while. I've been kinda busy. Thanks for the reviews though, and I promise to get as many done as possible over the next week! Anyway, here's your long-awaited topic, BlackStarAlchemist!
Topic: Root beer, a bouncy ball, and genetically-altered-mega-ultra-super kittens!
Winry: Ed, truth or dare?
Ed: Dare!
Winry: (Leaves the room, rolls in a keg) I dare you to drink this entire keg of beer!
(He jumps on it and starts sucking it out with a curly straw)
-an hour later-
Ed: And you know what else I hate? Fanfictions... What the f-ck is with this Roy/Ed sh-t! (He points at Roy) You queer!
Roy: Why you short little...
(Ed falls asleep)
Al: Wow, that must have been some strong beer...
Winry: (Giggling) It was root beer!
Hawkeye: So... he got drunk on soda?
Winry: yep!
Roy: Well this short bastard ain't waking up anytime soon. (Walks over to Ed, nudges him with his foot, Ed grabs his leg and pulls him down, sending Roy on the floor) God damn I hate you Ed...
Lust: Ahh this is funny...
Gluttony: Can--
Envy: No, you can't eat him...
(Glluttony whimpers)
Al: I'll go. Hawkeye, truth or dare?
Hawkeye: Dare.
Al: I dare you to play with this. (Hands her a big bouncy ball)
Hawkeye: Yay! I love to play with these things! (She snatches it and bounces it, watching it)
Al: Hey... that looks like fun... can I try?
(She snatches it out of the air and snarls)
Hawkeye: NO! MINE! Precious... (She starts petting it)
Everyone: (Sweatdrops)
Al: Right...
Hawkeye: (Giggles and keeps bouncing it, a hand comes out of nowhere and grabs it. She looks over to see Gluttony eating it)
Gluttony: Just like chicken...
Hawkeye: (Blinks, growls and rips Ed's automail arm off, starts beating Gluttony with it) GIVE ME THAT BACK YOU FAT SONN'A BITCH!
Scar: (To Roy) What do you see in her!
Roy: ...I don't know anymore...
Hawkeye: (gets up from beating him) Well I feel better. (Hears him groan, hits him again, throws the automail back at Ed) Envy, truth or dare?
Envy: truth!
Hawkeye: Are you a dude or a chick?
Envy: Simple! I'm a (Truck passes by, drowns out answer)
Everyone: I KNEW IT!
Envy: (Sweatdrops) Jackasses... Lust, truth or dare?
Lust: Dare
Envy: I dare you to-
(A small white cat suddenly walks in)
Armstrong: What on earth?
Al: A kitty! (he picks it up) I hope Ed will let me keep it!
Roy: (Walks over to it) I dunno... I don't trust the look in this one's eyes...
(The kitten's eyes glow, it turns red, a huge ass claw appears out of its back, wings pop out on the side of them and its jaws grow. It grins at Roy and pounces on him)
Roy: AHH! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THAT DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY!
Al: (blinks) ...Aw he's so cute!
Ed: Ugh... what'd I miss? (Looks at his automail arm on his chest, Al's eye are heart-shaped while watching a monster kitten mauling Roy) You guys have all the fun without me, don't you?