I'M BACK WITH MORE CHAOS, DISORDER, AND DESTRUCTION!
Okay, now to get the disclaimer out of the way…
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragon Knights. If I did I would be rich and wouldn't care if you sued me. However I'm not rich so please don't sue me!
Welcome to Chapter 3 of Chaos, Disorder, and Destruction. This chapter will involve the moment you've all been waiting for...the appearance of the tormented Nadil! Not to mention a completely disfunctional play rehearsal of (now it wouldn't be fair if I told you!). By the way "now it wouldn't be fair if I told you" is not the name of the play. Don't worry, Rune will be called a girl in this chapter.
"I CANNOT WORK LIKE THIS!" screeched a petulant voice. Thatz, Kai-Stern, Gil, and Nanners winced back stage while Kitchel and Chaos restrained an annoyed Teeny. They were all growing used to that awful voice. Sadly that did not mean it became any easier on the ear drums.
Rath walked out on stage, "What's wrong now?" he asked, one eyebrow twitching.
"WHAT ISN'T WRONG ABOUT THIS SITUATION! I AM BEING CRUSHED BY A KLUTZY, UNCONSCIOUS DUMBASS!" screeched Fried Sushi.
Yep, this was one play rehearsal from hell. Yesterday's hadn't been any better. Nohiro kept tripping all over the sets and causing all sorts of havoc. Fried Sushi was the personification of the difficult actor stereotype. One whole set had been destroyed when Fedelta had accidentally called Rune a girl, Fedelta hadn't come out of the catwalks for two days now. Poor Chaos had been so torn between hysteric giggles and anger that the flaming paper airplane meant for Rune had hit Tintlet instead, further pissing Rune off. Both had to be tranquilized. As it turned out Rune, unlike Chaos, had never been tranquilized before and consequently was having funny after effects. Kharl had made a joke backstage making both him and Teeny burst out laughing. Fried Sushi had complained, Alfeegi and Chibi had yelled for a half-hour straight (Rune had been sedated all ready). They had to tie up Rath and Bierrez when Fried Sushi had started yelling at Cesia, both had gotten extremely overprotective. Lim Kaana was spending all her time trying to hunt down a tricky Zoma who didn't want to have his measurements taken. Their disastrous first dress rehearsal had finally ended when Nanners' ear started bleeding from Fried Sushi's voice and Chibi and Alfeegi's yelling. Mirdemon offered to drive her to the hospital but that plan was ruined when Chibi revealed that she had failed Drivers Ed. Twelve times. So Gil drove her instead. The day was topped off with Kai-Stern, Thatz, and Kitchel drinking a good-sized amount of alcohol to wash down the stress of the day, resulting in them coming to work with hangovers the next day. Meaning more yelling from Chibi and Alfeegi and maniacal giggling from Rune (had nothing to do with the resident drunks, just a side effect of the tranquilizers) which was eventually cut off when Nanners started banging her head on the wall and then collapsing in pain. Teeny had then lost her temper at the three yellers and was backed up by Kharl and Cesia, who was backed up by a very threatening looking Rath and Bierrez. The yelling had ceased and play rehearsal continued. What was the play you ask? None other than Shakespeare's Hamlet! During all the disorder Fiji had started clinging to Gil and Ruwalk had fainted no less than 19 times. In fact, the only person who had escaped the mayhem was Garfakcy who was home sick with the flu.
Lucky Garfakcy, thought Rath sourly, He gets to puke into a bucket all day and we have to deal with this! Rath continued grumbling to himself as he left Fried Sushi complaining loudly still pinned under an unconscious Nohiro. Gil eventually hauled Nohiro off of Fried Sushi with Ruwalk's help after Fried Sushi complained about his salmon filling coming out.
Backstage Lim Kaana crouched behind a garbage can. Twigs were stuck in her hair and brown and green camouflage paint was smeared strategically across her face. She was also dressed in camouflage. She was waiting for her target. Any minute now she would find him and crush him like the little bug that he was...
"Lim, why the hell are you in camo?" asked a bored voice behind her. Lim jumped, "Shut up!" she whispered vehemently as she dragged a Fedelta who had finally decided to leave the catwalks down behind the rather large garbage can, "I have to corner Zoma! So be quiet! He's the only one without a costume!"
"You know Miss Chibi would-" Fedelta started but was cut off by Lim slamming a hand over his mouth as Zoma rounded the corner in front of them. As he passed the garbage can, Lim Kaana jumped him.
"Ha ha! I've got you now!" she said joyously as she lifted Zoma up off of his feet by his belt. "NO FAIR! LET GO OF ME YOU CRAZY WOMAN!" yelled the struggling boy. "No way!" said Lim cheerfully smiling widely, "Time for your long delayed costume fitting!"
"I'll just run away when your not looking..." mumbled Zoma to himself. Unfortunately for him, Lim Kaana heard. "Oh no you won't!" she said in that cheery, victorious voice she had been using ever since she captured him, "Because Fedelta here will be watching you!"
"What?" asked Fedelta leaping to his feet, up until then he had been sitting boredly by the trash can watching the scene between Lim and Zoma unfold in front of him, "You can't make me do anything!"
"Do it or I'll give Chaos your address," hissed Lim glaring at him, her cheery voice abandoned.
"IT'S NOT FAIR!" wailed Fedelta as Lim dragged him by his belt and carried Zoma. Determination had given her super human strength! Even if it meant she would be too sore to sew tomorrow.
Back backstage the techies were all sitting slumped in a corner. Teeny had been muzzled and hog tied. The rest were organizing the threats she was trying to give. Miss Chibi had finally called a break so the actors could discuss their inner character. They were all sitting around dead, some people occassionally taking swigs of alcohol, or in Nanners' case Coca-Cola. Between threats Teeny would attempt to grab the Coke then remember she was hog tied and fall over. She wailed behind the muzzle and soon their was a pile of tears on the ground. The rest of her techies were drained of any sympathy they might have had and only Chaos payed attention to her. The latter was laughing maniacally. Eventually Teeny fell asleep for a well-deserved nap. Violence takes a lot out of her. Besides she hadn't been able to sleep in till noon like she usually did for a whole five days. Finally someone spoke.
"This is hell..." muttered Gil.
"Uh-uh," said Ruwalk, Kitchel, Thatz, Nanners, Gil,Kai-Stern,Alfeegi, and Chaos without emotion.
"And there are no demons to make it worthwhile..." sighed Rath whistfully. The others merely stared at him before going back to looking dead and emotionless.
"Mmm...Kharl..." mumbled Teeny in her sleep, "...I'll kill them for you...just let me get the hole-y kitchen knife...no seriously Chaos poked holes in it...I don't know how...well screw you!"
Ruwalk yelped and backed against the wall. Kitchel, Thatz, and Kai-Stern at her in horror while Gil and Nanners sighed. Rath merely turned to Chaos and asked the question somewhere in the back of everyone's mind, "How did you poke holes in a kitchen knife? Aren't they metal?"
"So?" asked Chaos boredly, "It's called a welder."
"Oh..." said Rath, "What's a welder?"
"HI I'M BACK AND I'VE GOT GAS TODAY!" exclaimed a loud voice.
On instinct everybody looked at Teeny.
"She usually doesn't give us warning..." mused Kai-Stern out loud.
Fedelta and Lim Kaana suddenly appeared, Lim with a Zoma that appeared to be bound and gagged in some putrid green with red bows tied in his hair.
"Is that who I think it is?" Lim asked in horror.
"I know. I thought it was weird too, she usually just lets them rip but-" started Kai-Stern.
"No! I'm not talking about Teeny!" said Lim.
"Y'know, should we tell her that whenever gas is mentioned people immediately suspect her when she wakes up?" Nanners asked Gil, yeah she's easily sidetracked.
"She'd be pretty offended. Maybe we should have Fried Sushi tell her," said Gil. Apparently he's easily sidetracked.
"You guys! Let's get back on track! I was talking about that voice earlier, it sounded like Nadil..." said Lim Kaana, trailing off as everyone looked up in surprise.
"But he shouldn't be out of the hospital for another month! We made sure of that!" exclaimed Rath.
"Haven't you ever heard of pleading the 5th, Rath?" asked Nanners.
"What's the 5th?"
"Never mind..."
But any further discussion was caught off by a man with purple hair who had suddenly appeared behind Lim Kaana, "Did I hear my name?" he asked in a surprisingly low voice for a guy with such long hair.
"Holy shit!" she screamed leaping a foot in the air right into Fedelta making her loose her grip on Zoma who landed on Thatz.
"H-hi Nadil..." said Kitchel in a slightly panicky voice.
Rath merely growled at the purple haired man and Gil glared at him.
"What are you doing here?" asked Nanners, in her expressionless voice. Her twitching eyebrow however showed that she was not happy to see him.
"Yeah! How come your out of the hospital?" asked an annoyed Chaos who was stroking the hole-y kitchen knife.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you..." said Fedelta. Chaos looked at him with a crazy glint in her eye and he attempted to hide behind Lim. He failed miserably however seeing as he was quite a bit larger than the tiny Lim.
Fedelta however was saved by Teeny however who awoke when she sensed the hole-y kitchen knife was missing. She was quite attached to it. She broke out of her bonds and immediately started chasing Chaos around the enclosed space before she thought up a brilliant idea.
"I'll trade with you. Matches for the knife..." she said inching towards Chaos, a packet of matches in her outstretched hand.
Everybody in the room sweatdropped as they made their transaction.
"WE HAVE A PROBLEM!" announced Miss Chibi flinging the door open and knocking out Chaos.
"SO DO WE!" screamed Nanners back as she pointed at Nadil, "Ow! My ear!"
"Remember what the doctor said, no yelling..." chided Gil as his boss fell over.
"Nanners! Noooooooo!" said Teeny running to throw herself her friend and break her fall.
However, Teeny had been running dramatically in slow motion while Nanners had hit the floor some time ago resulting in Teeny landing on her boss.
"What's your problem? Besides the fact that you employ idiots?" asked Miss Chibi, making all the techies eyebrows twitch.
"At least she doesn't employ walking pieces of food," growled Rath, a vein throbbing on his forehead.
"What do you need?" asked Nanners from the floor as she elbowed Teeny in the stomach, making her get off.
"I need another actor!" said Miss Chibi.
"What am I supposed to do about that?" asked Nanners, this wasn't the day to piss her off.
"According to our contract," began Alfeegi,"Miss Chibineeds permission from you to use the stage, from dress rehearsals to performances to auditions."
"Fine. Use the stage, I don't care what you do with it as long as you burn it. Chaos has dibs on that."
Everyone sweatdropped again.
"Where is Chaos?" asked Mirdemon good-naturedly.
"Aww krap..." moaned Nanners as she pulled herself off the floor, "Gil, Rath, and Kitchel, come with me. Kai-Stern and Thatz restrain our dear friend with the kitchen knife. Alfeegi...uh...don't have an aniorism okay. Nadilly Bar, stand there and look pretty."
"For the last time! I am NOT Nadilly Bar!" screeched the purple-haired man.
"Whatever Nadilly Bar..." said his boss coolly as she walked out on to the stage followed by the specified techies, Miss Chibi, and Mirdemon.
"Why that witch..." seethed Nadil.
"What did you say?" asked Teeny threateningly with a strange in her eye as she sharpened her kitchen knife.
"Shouldn't we restrain her or something like Nanners told us to?" asked Thatz.
"Do we have to?" whined Kai-Stern, "She could probably get rid of Nadil after all..."
"Did you just say she could get rid of me?" asked Nadil, hoping he had misheard.
"Of course not Nadilly Bar!" said Kai-Stern with a big smile that screamed'I'm lying'.
"STOP CALLING ME THAT!" shrieked Nadilly Bar...er...I mean, Nadil.
"I'm sorry, would you prefer Pretty Pink Princess?" asked Kai-Stern just as innocently.
Ruwalk watched the scene in amazement until Teeny's voice came from behind him, "How would you like Dilly Bars for dessert?"
Ruwalk fell over.
"What's with him?" Teeny asked Thatz, "I just wanted to know if we wanted to go to Dairy Queen with all of us later..."
"I don't know..." mused Thatz, "By the way do I have to pay for myself?"
Teeny sweatdropped. A vein popped on Alfeegi's head.
"THATZ!" he screamed finally losing it.
"Alas...here we go again..." muttered Teeny.
Meanwhile back with Nanners, Gil, Kitchel, Rath, Mirdemon, and Miss Chibi. They had arrived onstage, and what they saw had made Miss Chibi faint.
A set piece was on fire and Chaos was watching it in pure joy, clapping her hands now and then. Bierrez was wearing a similar expression, "I know I shouldn't...but I just can't look away..." he mumbled as he watched fire dazedly.
Fried Sushi was screaming his head off. Rune was leaping and dancing around the fire, another one of the odd side effects from that tranquilizer earlier. Ringleys was laughing his ass off as he watched Rune act like an idiot. Nohiro was all the way on the other side of the stage crying. Tintlet was wringing her hands, occasionally trying to stop Rune from his wild dancing when she felt he was getting too close to the fire. Kharl was watching the fire with Bierrez and Chaos, his hair slightly singed. Cesia was sweatdropping at the whole scene.
Nanners sighed, "Chaos, light fires outside please."
"Why?" Chaos whined looking up at her boss with puppy dog eyes.
"Because, outside it's recreational..." she explained rubbing her temples.
"It's recreational in here too..." said Chaos.
"No. It's arson."
"Oooh..." whined guess-who. Bierrez!
"It's all right Bierrez," said Chaos, "We'll light a fire outside!"
"Yay!" said Kharl clapping his hands like a giddy child as he skipped outside with Bierrez, Chaos, and Ringleys who was dragging Rune with him, wanting to see him make a fool of himself again.
"Kitchel, Rath, Mirdemon, grab the fire extinguishers and put this out. Gil, go see if we have anything built we can replace that platform with. Cesia, maybe you should go give Nohiro some candy or something. And Tintlet, will you bring Miss Chibi into my office and dump a bucket of cold water on her please. Fried Sushi, for once in your life, shut up," commanded Nanners.
Everyone went and did as they were told, except for Fried Sushi, but nobody had expected him to comply. Within a few minutes Rath, Kitchel, and Mirdemon had put out the fire and Gil had found another set piece they could bring out tomorrow to replace the burned one. Cesia managed to comfort Nohiro down and sent him out to the bonfire with the others. Nanners had left Tintlet and Miss Chibi in the office she split with Gil and Alfeegi.
Kitchelhad left to see what was going on with everybody in the side wing where Lim Kaana, Fedelta, Zoma, Alfeegi,Kai-Stern, Nadilly Bar, Ruwalk, Thatz, and Teeny were. Mirdemon, Gil, Rath, and Cesia accompanied Nanners to the office.
"Why didn't you wake her up Tintlet?" asked Cesia as they all squeezed into the office.
"Well, I thought it would be mean..." Tintlet explained.
"You've always been too soft," sighed Cesia.
Any further conversation however was cut off by Mirdemon who sprayed her poor sister with the fire extinguisher. (a/n: i actually think she'd do that...)
"MIRDEMON!"
"That did it!" said Mirdemon cheerfully as Chibi started yelling at her nonsensically.
"Anyways," said Gil turning towards everybody else, "us techies were thinking of going to Dairy Queen for some dinner. Do you want to come Tintlet, Cesia?"
"Teeny's paying!" added Rath happily. Gil and Nanners didn't contradict him. They were broke sincethey were usually stuck being the ones who paid for dinner.
"Sure, I'll go," said Cesia, "Just don't invite Fried Sushi."
"Like we would," said Rath and Gil darkly.
"He can eat himself," said Nanners.
"Thanks, but I think I'd like to keep an eyeon Rune. Good night!" said Tintlet as she left the office for the bonfire outside where her boyfriend could currently be heard screaming, "HOLY PURPLE PONIES SAVE ME! MY BUTT IS BURNING! I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!"
"I'll come!" said Mirdemon, her sister's tirade having had absolutely no effect on her continually high spirits.
"NOT ME!" raged Miss Chibi, "I'M GOING HOME!"
"Please Chibi..." whined Mirdemon, latching on to her sister's arm.
"Okay..." grumbled Chibi, her sister having beat down her sister's will with the hugest, wateriestpuppy dog eyes anyone had ever seen.
"Let's get everyone else," said Gil leading the way to the side wing where they had left Teeny, Thatz, Ruwalk, Alfeegi, Kai-Stern, Nadil, Lim Kaana, Fedelta, and Zoma.
"Good! You're here!" said Teeny, leaping to her feet when she saw them enter. She had been sitting on a rather large box with Lim Kaana. Fedelta was sitting next to them leaning against the wall and Zoma was lying helpless at their feet.
"Good! Chaos isn't with you," said a happy Fedelta. Well at least as happy as he ever got...
"CESIA! SAVE ME!" cried Zoma from the floor where he was acting as Fedelta's foot rest. He had somehow managed to undo his gag.
Cesia kicked Fedelta's feet off him and unwound the fabric he had been wrapped in.
"Now, what did you learn from this?" she asked.
"Don't piss off Lim," said Zoma shooting a wary look at the scowling costume designer.
"So how is everybody?" asked Gil.
"Peachy!" said Teeny.
"Yeah, I can see that," said Nanners sardonically as she glanced around. Alfeegi was hog tied and muzzled in the corner like Teeny had been earlier. Nadil was pinned to the wall with industrial staples. Ruwalk was staring in horror at Kai-Stern who was stroking the staple gun. Thatz was taking a swig out of Kai-Stern's vodka flask which was a big, big no no. Kai-Stern noticed and shot a staple that grazed the hairs on his head.
"I'll never do it again! I swear!" said Thatz throwing himself on the floor before Kai-Stern's feet. Kitchel laughed.
"Yo! Nadilly Bar! You like sushi right?" Nanners asked the pinned techie.
Everyone else in the room snorted with suppressed laughter.
"I love sushi!" exclaimed Nadil.
"I know!" said Nanners smiling widely, Phew...glad I was right..."Anyways, as a welcome back gift we got you a little surprise!"
"What is it?" he asked excitedly.
You'd think he would've gotten it from the build up..."It's on stage! Go and see! But first, why don't we take out those staples..." Nanners said.
Soon Nadil was unstapled and running for the stage door. Nanners turned back to her remaining employees and Zoma, "Come on. We're all going to Dairy Queen. Besides, I want to get out of here before that pumped up carbohydrate starts screaming."
Everyone nodded and left. The techies and actors were now split into two groups, one was enjoying a bonfire and entertainment courtesy of a drugged Rune the other was on it's way to Dairy Queen while danger approached a certain unsuspecting sushi.
At Dairy Queen...
"Why isn't Kharl with us!" wailed Teeny on Ruwalk's shoulder.
"Maybe because he was busy at the bonfire," said Gil boredly.
"You could have dragged him with us! And don't sound so bored Gil! You're usually so cheerful!" wailed Teeny as she blew her nose.
"Since when was Gil ever cheerful?" asked Nanners sweatdropping.
"I-I don't know..." sniffed Teeny before breaking into fresh wails.
"There, there," said Ruwalk patting the poor blonde on the head. Despite her violent temper, he couldn't help but feel sorry for her when she was like this. She wasn't all bad after all, despite her obsession with that hole-y kitchen knife...
"She really likes Kharl doesn't she?" commented Miss Chibi at the next table where she was sitting with Alfeegi.
"I guess so. At least it's keeping her temper under control," said Alfeegi.
"Are you sure you should be saying that Alfeegi?" asked Lim Kaana as she, Fedelta, and Kai-Stern joined them.
"This coming from the girl who just mummified a little boy," said Alfeegi dryly.
Lim Kaana just shrugged.
"What are you doing, Kai-Stern?" asked Miss Chibi as Kai-Stern stirred a clear liquid into his shake.
"Spiking my vanilla shake," said Kai-Stern.
Lim Kaana and Fedelta weren't phased by his behavior. Miss Chibi and Alfeegi however popped several veins before screaming, "KAI-STERN!"
"They're quite lively as usual," said Mirdemon from the order line.
Thatz was ordering at least half of the store's inventory. Luckily Teeny was too distraught to care that he was probably spending more than half of her paycheck.
"Why aren't you ordering Kitchel?" asked Cesia.
"I'll just steal some of Thatz's," she explained.
"I'm done!" announced Thatz.
"Gotta go!" said Kitchel skipping after the unsuspecting tech. Thatz plunked all his food down at a third table and started chowing down. Barely a minute later he and Kitchel were fighting over a french fry she had stolen. They were steadily annoying Nanners whose ear was still throbbing.
"So when are you two getting married?" she asked.
"WHAT!" they both screamed.
"Well you do bicker like a married couple," said Kai-Stern catching on to what his boss was doing.
Kitchel and Thatz both turned beet red and started mumbling and Kitchel was able to steal a good amount of Thatz's food without him doing anything more than glaring at her.
Knew that would shut them up...thought Nanners as she turned her attention back to Teeny's wailing.
Back in line with Rath, Cesia, Zoma, and Mirdemon.
"Wah! I can't pick!" Mirdemon burst out after intensely studying the menu for several minutes.
"Coffee ice cream is always good!" said a cheerful voice from behind Mirdemon's back. The brown and blue haired woman spun around to face a smiling girl her height with black hair and dark brown eyes.
"Really?" she asked.
"Yep," said the other girl still smiling.
"I'm Mirdemon, I'm a journalist. Who're you?"
"My name's Firey Flames. But people usually just call me Flames."
"Okay, I'll call you Flames then. You can call me Mir."
"Cool."
"And this is Rath, Cesia, and Zoma," Mirdemon said introducing the other three.
"I know. Well at least I know who Cesia and Zoma are," Flames said.
"Really? You're not a stalker or anything are you?" Cesia asked.
"No. Nothing like that. I'm an actress too and your troupe is famous! I think you're much better than Fried Sushi! Actually he kind of creeps me out..." Flames said, trailing off at the end.
"He's much worse in person," said Rath.
"Are you here with anyone?" Mirdemon asked.
"No," said Flames.
"Well, then, why don't you sit with us?" Cesia asked.
"Sure," said Flames.
Once they reached the three tables, Rath, Cesia, Zoma, and Mirdemon realized that they would have to introduce Flames to everyone and immediately had a rock, paper, scissors tournament. Mirdemon lost.
"What took you guys so long?" asked Thatz with a mouthful of food.
Kitchel hit him on the head.
"What was that for?" he asked angrily.
"It's rude to talk with your mouth full," explained Kitchel.
"Why you-" started Thatz.
"Here comes the bride..." sang Nanners softly successfully shutting Kitchel and Thatz up.
"Who's she?" asked Fedelta, gesturing at Flames.
"This is Firey Flames," started Mirdemon before taking a deep breath, "Flames, the one with pink hair is Kitchel, the one with no manners is Thatz, the grumpy girl is my sister Chibi, the grumpy guy is Alfeegi, those two are clones or something I swear. Anyways the albino is Kai-Stern, the one who's crying uncontrollably is Teeny, the one next to her is Ruwalk, the bored one is Fedelta, the girl next to him is Lim Kaana, the one who was just threatening Thatz and Kitchel with marriage and has a bandage wrapped around her ear is Nanners, and the guy with orange hair is Gil."
"Umm...hi everybody..." said Flames.
"Hello..." wimpered Teeny before blowing her nose loudly.
"We all work at the Draqueen Theater," said Rath, "There are more of us but they're watching a bonfire courtesy of our resident pyro. And well, I don't really know what's happening to Fried Sushi..."
Rath took a look at Miss Chibi's narrowed eyes and hurriedly corrected himself, "I mean, Fried Sushi probably went home. Heh heh..."
Miss Chibi didn't seem completely satisfied but accepted his revisions nonetheless.
"Why do you have a bandage wrapped around your ear?" Flames asked Nanners.
"Fried Sushi's incessant screaming made my ear drums bleed," the women explained in an emotionless voice.
"Poor, poor Nanners..." sniffled Teeny before breaking out into a wail, "I miss Kharl!"
A lady with blonde hair and brown eyes stepped from behind the counter and walked up to where Ruwalk, Teeny, Gil, and Nanners were sitting.
"Can I get you folks anything?" she asked.
"Since when has Dairy Queen had waitresses?" asked Thatz thickly.
"Well," said the lady looking at Teeny who was wailing and blowing her nose into napkins, "I don't think you'll be able to get up anytime soon. So I thought I'd give you a hand."
"Thank you," said Gil.
"Yes, that's very kind of you," said Ruwalk with a smile as he patted Teeny on the back.
"I LOVE YOU!" said Nanners getting up and throwing her arms around the woman's shoulders in a hug before falling over again, "Damn sensitive ear drums!"
"You should consider listening to the doctor someday soon," said Gil as his boss hauled herself back into the booth seat.
"Yeah, yeah, I know."
"And don't scare the poor waitresses either," slurred a slightly tipsy Kai-Stern.
"I think you put a little too much vodka in your shake Kai-Stern," said Lim as she took a sip of the other guy's drink and passed out.
"How do you handle that much?" asked Fedelta staring at the back of Lim's head.
"High tolerance level..." said Kai-Stern as he himself slumped forward onto the table.
"KAI-STERN! LIM!" screamed Miss Chibi and Alfeegi.
"And they're telling me not to scare the waitresses," mumbled Nanners as Teeny burst into fresh wails of how she missed her Kharl.
"Just ignore them," Ruwalk said to the waitress, "Cernozura," he added reading her name tag.
"Well can I get you anything?" she asked. She seemed surprisingly unbothered by the behavior of her customers.
"Chocolate shake, please," said Ruwalk.
"Ice. Just ice," said Nanners, "Oh and a Coke please!"
"Chocolate sundae please," said Gil.
"Coffee ice cream..." cried Teeny.
"Woo-hoo! Go Teeny! I love coffee ice cream too!" said a hyper Flames.
"Really?" asked Teeny, sniffling.
"Yep! It just makes me super hyper whenever I eat it though! Like now!" explained Flames as she ate another spoonful of coffee ice cream.
"I'll be right back," said Cernozura with a smile.
"So, what do you do for a living Flames?" asked Miss Chibi.
"Oh, you won't believe this Chibi!" giggled Mirdemon.
"What?" asked Chibi. She was in a mood that was allowing her to humor her sister tonight.
"She's an actress!" said Mirdemon.
"Really? Flames, would you by any means be interested in joining our acting troupe?" Chibi asked the brown eyed girl.
Flames stared at her in surprise for a minute before fainting with surprise.
Some hours earlier at the DraqueenTheater...
"Man, you're one rather large sushi. I didn't know Nanners would do something so nice. I'm tearing up!"
"AND WHO MAY I ASK ARE YOU? Wait, why do you have chopsticks andthat kitchen knife that is covered in holes?"
Mwahahahahahahahahhahahaha! Will Fried Sushi survive? You'll have to wait forchapter 4 to find out! I'm so evil!
Sorry to allRune lovers out there.Don't worry he'll be back to his old self in the next chapter. Andto allthosediehard Nadil fans (if there are any)I will go on calling him Nadilly Bar so deal with it.
To Firey Flames, I hope you don't mind that I added you to the end of the chapter and that I had you faint. It just kind of fit there at the end.
I'll try to update soon and to anyone who's read my other story I'll try to update that too, it's just that with the holidays and my history day project I'm not going to have that much spare time.
It's cheap to read and not review. Isn't that little button at the bottom of the screen just calling to you?