Sorry it took me so long. I got a lot done though. Anyway, here's your crossover topic, Poetry-In-Motion-XXX!

TOPIC: Naruto, InuYasha, ice, and Kahlua
Winry: Ya know, this is getting kinda boring again.

Al: Yeah. Hey Ed, why don't you bring those people back from the other animes?

Ed: Fine... (claps, transmutes a portal, Naruto and InuYasha fall out)

Naruto: Not again...

InuYasha: WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE? (holds knees to chest, rocks back and forth) The insanity... (falls over, sucks thumb)

Roy: O..kay...

Envy: And you guys thought I was the strange one...

Ed: Naruto, truth or dare.

Naruto: I can take a dare, believe it!

Ed: (eye twitches) Okay, I dare you to shut up for the next 10 minutes.

Naruto: Okay!

-5 minutes later-

Naruto: (looks anxious) ... (fidgets) ...BELIEVE IT!

Ed: HA!

Naruto: Damnit! Okay, InuYasha, truth or dare?

InuYasha: Dare.

Naruto: I dare you down as many bottles of Kahlua as you can! Believe it!

Ed: THAT'S IT! (transmutes a baseball bat, starts beating Naruto with it) QUIT (smack) SAYING (smack) THAT (smack) GOD (smack) DAMN (smack) PHRASE! (smacks him over and over again. He's laying on the ground, twitching) Well I feel better now.. (hits him one more time then sits down)

InuYasha: Anyway... Yeah, I can do that if I had some..

Winry: No problem. (opens up the cabinet, pulls out 5 bottles of Kahlua, gives them to InuYasha)

InuYasha: (opens one) Well, here goes. (drinks it, opens another and downs it, opens a third one and drinks half of it) Okay (slurred speech) da munky ish tellin me to STOP. I dun think I wants ta stop. It's like... a party and uh... a party! (hic) Hey baby. (puts his arm around Hawkeye) Good thing my girlfriend ain't here..

Roy: (eye twitches, snaps his fingers, InuYasha catches on fire) There we go.

InuYasha: (running around) AHH! IT BURNS!

Winry: Someone put it out!

Ed: (sighs, transmutes the ceiling above InuYasha into a large block of ice, it falls on him and crushes him)

InuYasha: (from under the block of ice) Ahh..