Sorry InuYanda, I can't add anyone from real life into the story. They took down my last story because I did that... Anyway, here's your topic.
TOPIC: A pervert, human Al, a lamp, and a dog.
Winry: Ed, truth or dare?
Ed: Dare.
Winry: I dare you to find a way to make Al human!
Ed: (shrugs) Sure. (claps, transmutes Al back into his human self)
Group: GASP!
Audience: GASP!
Entire World: GASP!
Al: (looks at himself in a mirror) I'm back in my old body! But wait... why didn't you just do that in the first place instead of putting me in that armor?
Ed: Yeah, I wasn't really paying attention when I did that...
Roy: So uh, Ed... Since you can do human alchemy, can you... (whispers in his ear)
Ed: NO! I WILL NOT TRANSMUTE A HUMAN SEX SLAVE FOR YOU!
Hawkeye: (eye twitches) God damn pervert! (hits Roy over and over again)
Al: My body is great! I can feel everything! (pets a nearby dog) Ah, it's nice being able to feel things...
Ed: Right... Anyway, Al, truth or dare?
Al: Dare.
Ed: (transmutes a lamp) I dare you to keep your hand on this lightbulb for 15 minutes. (turns the lamp on)
Al: Okay. (puts his hand on the lightbulb)
-a minute later-
Al: OW! That burns! (takes his hand off) I forgot how pain felt!
Ed: ...That's not pain. THIS is pain! (smacks him hard with a metal pole)
Winry: Why the hell did you do that?
Ed: Because I felt like it!