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TOPIC: French fries, a table cloth, and banana phone.

Ed: Okay, Scar, truth or dare?

Scar: Dare.

Ed: I dare you to go to a restaurant and eat as many french fries as you can!

Scar: Meh, I can do that...

(they all go to McDonalds)

Cashier (girl): Welcome to McDonalds! How may I help you? (big smile)

Scar: Uh.. lemme get 20 large fries..

Cashier: Okay! Is there any other way I could make your meal better? (giggles)

Scar: ...No, that's all...

(the rest of the gang is sitting down at two tables in the corner)

Ed: (whispers to Roy) Okay, that cashier is WAY to happy...

Roy: Yeah, NO one in their right mind would be that happy working at a McDonalds at 8 PM...

Ed: She must be high or something...

Roy: Give her her paycheck and see how happy she is.

(Scar comes back with 2 trays of fries)

Scar: That cashier was creeping me the f-ck out...

(Scar's about to set the trays on the table when Ed gets up)

Ed: Wait!

Scar: (eye twitches) What?

Ed: (pulls a folded up table cloth out of his pocket, unfolds it and puts it on the table)

Winry: ...Why do you carry a table cloth in your pocket?

Ed: So I can do this! (Scar sets the trays down, Ed rips the table cloth out from under them)

Everyone: Ooh (claps)

Ed: No, what I meant to do was this! (knocks the trays on the floor)

Scar: Dammit Ed! What the f-ck is wrong with you? (goes back to the counter and gets two more trays of fries, comes back and shudders) Creepy counter girl...

Roy: Okay Scar, let's see how many you can eat!

Scar: Right! (he starts eating, after the 20th box, he falls over and hits the table)

Ed: That's all you can take?

(Scar glares at him)

Winry: Okay, let's go back to playing...

Scar: Ed, truth or dare?

Ed: Truth.

Scar: Have you ever gone insane?

Ed: Well, there was this one time when I heard this song being played over and over again...

Roy: What song?

Ed: Banana Phone. (suddenly, he hears someone singing "Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana Phone!") Oh god... Does anyone else hear a song playing?

Winry: ...No.

Hawkeye: You hear that song again, don't you?

Ed: (covers his ears) IT WON'T STOP! (holds knees to chest, rocks back and forth) The torture...

Roy: Want me to bash it out of you with a metal pole?

Ed: (twitches madly) Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana Phone! (falls over, sucks thumb)

Winry: (shuts off the tape player in her pocket)

Ed: (shoots up) It stopped! Finally!

Roy: You stopped hearing it?

Ed: Yeah!

Winry: (turns it back on)

Ed: O.o NOOOOOOOO!