Great topic, Seriously Moony, and here it is!
TOPIC: Gummi worms, lesbians, a video camera, and the internet.
Ed: Winry, truth or dare?
Winry: Dare!
Ed: I dare you to make out with Riza!
Hawkeye and Winry: WHAT?
Ed: HEY! You made me kiss that freak over there! (points to Roy) The least you could do is indulge me with my twisted lesbian fantasies!
(everyone stares at him and blinks)
Ed: Um.. I mean...
Winry: (sigh) Fine.. (goes over to Riza, they start making out)
Roy: (staring at them) Sweet mother of all that is holy... Ed, you are a GOD!
Ed: Yeah, I know. (video taping them)
Winry: (stops kissing Riza and starts fondling her breasts) This is actually enjoyable... (pulls out a pack of gummi worms, puts one halfway in her mouth)
Hawkeye: I didn't know you were such a good kisser... (takes the other end of the candy into her mouth and they start making out again)
Roy: Holy man-nipple! They're going at it like sex-starved monkeys!
Ed: And I'm getting it all on tape...
Roy: Ed, I'll pay whatever you want for a copy of that tape. I have military funds at my disposal!
Ed: Done!
Winry: (stops kissing her and looks over at Ed) You're TAPING this?
Ed: ...No... (hides camera, shifty eyes)
Hawkeye: Ed, so help me god if I don't get that tape...
Ed: ...You'll never catch me! (runs into another room, locks the door. Riza and Winry go over to it and pound on the door)
Winry: Ed! Give us the goddamn tape!
-a few minutes of silence later-
Hawkeye: ED!
Ed: (the door flies open, Ed's standing in the middle of the doorway) Haha! It is now on the internet for everyone to watch!
Winry and Hawkeye: WHAT! (start beating Ed)
Roy: Internet... of course... (slinks away into another room, kissing noises are heard from a computer) Hello internet video...