Wow! I'm not dead! Yes I know, hard to believe. Well I guess I would like to thank my reviewers! I really didn't expect anyone to read my little, tiny, miniscule first chapter. BUT YOU DID! AND I LOVE Y'ALL!

Disclaimer: I own nothing except what randomly pops out of my crazy head.OH! Good-bye Mr. Purple Bunny!

Arachnophobia To The Point Of Extinction Ch. 2

"Oh god...", I stopped screaming and found myself looking straight into the eyes of one of the largest spiders ever to have existed on the planet. I swear it should've been on Ripley's, I might've been more aware of it, of course I probably would have proceeded to puke my guts out in terror afterwards, but everything has a downside doesn't it?

"Hello Mr. I-am-a-big-huge-spider-who-could-probably-rip-my-head-off-right-now, but do you think you could uhm... possibly skip the rip my head off part and just let me go?" I had started to slowly back away from the enormous spider, but only found myself backed up against a tree.

"I'm guessing you're hungry, right?"

'Stupid, of course it's hungry! I mean sure if I didn't notice it was drooling, coming towards me, and being followed by practically an ARMY of little tiny baby spiders, I mean yeah I probably wouldn't have known., but since it is.. Oh God the first sign of insanity is talking to yourself... Shit'

Well I had now noticed the spider had stopped. I groaned, it was probably thinking about "which part was the yummiest". It made me think of the chart in health with the pig. Little parts of the pig were divided into sections that said which part was ok to eat and which wasn't.

Ok, let's think... I have about three options. Scream, causing the spider to rip my head off and enjoy its newly acquired lunch, run and then proceed to scream for help; a little better I guess; or wait for it to eat me. Let's see what's behind curtain number two!

"Here we go..." I muttered to myself before taking a deep breath, preparing myself for the workout of a life time, "HELP ME, I'M BEING CHASED BY ABNORMALLY LARGE SPIDERS! JESUS, I'M BEING CHASED BY GOD'S REJECTS!"

About five, maybe ten, minutes later I slowed down and stopped running. Apparently someone had either killed the spider and I hadn't noticed or it got bored and went to go find a less loud and obnoxious kill. Either that or its still after me and it thought it would be fun to give me a head start.

I hoped it had picked on of the first two and leaned against a nearby tree. Gods, that was all there was in this place! Trees and gigantic bugs. I mean have nothing against nature, except for the whole bugs thing, and I'm all for saving the rainforest but I have never had to deal with having to run away from a bug that could eat me.

"Ow... my back, what the heck?" I reached behind me and found my backpack still securely strapped in place.

"Hmmm... lets see if there's anything good in here..." I reached in and pulled out my mp3 player, my LOTR books; I had read the first one before the movies but never got around to finishing the rest; my Calc book, drawing pad, lunch from yesterday.., four mechanical pencils, and a set of 72 colored pencils. I guess if you're going to be stuck in some no name forest you might as well enjoy the scenery.
I took out one of my pencils and searched through my bag for my drawing eraser. It wasn't in the large pouch... now where did I put it! Me, being the weirdo that I am, began to think out loud.

"Damn eraser! Now, where did I put it?" I looked in the small front pocket, "Ha you little bugger, that's where I put you!"

I sat down and leaned against the tree, took my pad in hand, and started to decide what to draw.

"Let's see... So many choices trees, trees, maybe the grass, hmm... The sky, trees, that bunny, or... the weird city hidden behind the giant tree that I had not noticed before!" I jumped up as I said the last part.

"Maybe they know where I am, cause all I know is that I sure as heck don't!", and with that I headed off to the city.

Well I hope you liked the second installment of this fic. My sister had read the first chapter earlier today and forced me to update. I kinda like how this chapter turned out and I've got almost everything totally planned out! The only thing to do now since I already wrote and fulfilled my duties as an authoress, you must go and do your job as a reader and review, savvy? Gotta love Will and Jack! Oh yeah and HAPPY BIRTHDAY ORLANDO BLOOM! His b-day is tomorrow, or today, or Jan. 13 depending on when you're reading this.