This topic and the next topic are ones I've had done for a while, but kept forgetting to put them up. Enjoy!

TOPIC: Interrogation gone wrong.


Al: Truth or dare, Ed?

Ed: Truth!

Al: DO you love Winry?

Ed: (Blushes) N-no! (clearly embarrassed)

Winry: (looks disappointed)

Al: LIAR! (points to him) Where were you on the night of June 27th?

Ed: What does that have to do with anything?

Al: ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Ed: I went to visit Winry!

Al: A likely story! (The area turns black and he's wearing detective clothes) Now tell me! What were you doing in said Winry's house? (Puts a light in front of him)

Ed: Eh... I was... umm, getting my... arm fixed!

Al: Heh, that's what they all say... TELL THE TRUTH!

Ed: OKAY I CONFESS! IT WAS ME WHO PAINTED THE MUSTACHE ON YOU WHEN YOU WERE SLEEPING! IT'S TRUE HOW I LIKE TO DRESS LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS AND DANCE WITH A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE! IT'S TRUE I WEAR WINRY'S HEELS TO MAKE MYSELF LOOK TALLER! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? (He curls up in a ball and starts crying)

Everyone: ...(Sweatdrops)

Al: ...Whoa... Eh... right... (Sits down, everything turns back to normal)

Winry: I was wondering where my heels went... (Pats Ed's back)