YAY! Third chapter! I wonder if that really deserves a "YAY!"? ..... Hmm.. Let's consult my Leggylove!
(Leggylo.. I mean) Legolas: I don't think so.....
*Waaaaaaahhh* I feel so unloved now.. But if you review I will be a million times happier than I am right now and I will forgive Leggy!
I figured out how to get the italics to work, so all elvish will be in Italics!!!
~Arachnaphobia To The Point Of Extinction~
~Memo To Self - Learn Elvish~
'Ok, this was it,' I thought, 'either the city was : A. not as close as I thought it was or B. I was really out of shape. Lets just hope I'm not getting fat.'
I stopped at a nice looking pond and began to think about where I was and how I got here. Ok, lets see, I went to school this morning, talked to Tessie.. WAIT! Maybe Tessie is an evil witch who pretended to be my friend, and then sent me to this odd looking place because...because..uhhm.. she thought I was too pretty and I would ruin her plan of global take over! Yes! That's it.. Wait, no, Tessie isn't smart enough.. Now, back to how i got here, now where was I? Oh yeah, after I talked to Tessie I went to English, and then Mr. Myers told us that there was a tornado coming, and then everyone was screaming and running around, and then I got smacked with a giant block of cement... Oh yes, lets blame the cement, lets...
"DAMN YOU WHOEVER CREATED CEMENT! YOU RUINED MY LIFE AND SENT ME TO HELL!!" I was about to continue with my rant when I noticed a not so friendly group of people had surrounded me and then proceeded in poking me with their 'big manly arrows'.
"Hey watch it buddy, I'm not some animal you can stab to death and roast over the fire!" I yelled at one particular guy, and then I noticed that these 'men' were really blooming hot! Sure that's a little shallow, but it was the truth.
Apparently Mr. Hot-man #1 didn't understand english, I looked around at the confused faces and realized they all didn't understand English! I'm gonna die alone and misunderstood, but then again don't we all?
"Mani naa essa en lle?"[1] One of them asked poking me with an arrow. I looked him over and noticed he had pointed ears and looked oddly familiar in some way.
"You know what Mr.Hot-man, you probably have no idea as to what I'm saying, but you know what with your ears and funny get-up you almost look like an elf....oh..."
Great, I get hit with a cement block and I'm sent to Middle Earth, oh yeah they'll believe me back home. Ok, so they speak elvish, or some type of it. I hope I'm speaking the right one, not that it would matter because all I know are a couple of phrases and words and...
"Auta miqula orqu[2].." As soon as I said that the elves all started yelling at me in elvish and speaking too fast for me to understand. Oh man why did I say that out loud? Oh no, think of something fast, and you're supposed to be SMART?!
"Amin hiraetha[3], Amin hiraetha, Amin hiraetha!" Goddess please don't let them kill me!
Apparently my apology was enough to get them to calm down a bit. Well it was enough to get them to go back to poking me and start talking to me again.
"Manke naa lle tuulo[4]?" Mr. Hot-man asked again, I guess I should start calling him Mr. Hot-man #2 because Legolas will be the only elf for me! I wonder where he is right now...
"OW! Ok, I am from AMERICA. Say it with me A-M-E-R-I-C-A!" I think I just utterly confused the hell out of him. Maybe I should ask them to take me to their leader? Or to the nearby city, yeah, that's good! How do you say that in elvish...
"Uhm..Nauva lle san mi a' vell nevinin tiaglass?[5]" Oh gods I hope that was right.
Apparently I did say 'Take me to the nearest city' because one of the elves nodded his head and we set off in what I believed to be the direction of the city.
One thought echoed through my mind,'Maybe I'll see Legolas!'
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Yay! Third chapter done! I just wanna thank all the people who reviewed the first and second chapter, and tell you that YOU GUYS ROCK!!! I really hope that you guys like this fic. I just wanna ask if I should put the translations at the end of the fic or right after the language shift? Please leave your preference in a review of e-mail it to me.
Translations------
Mani naa essa en lle?[1] = what's your name?
Auta miqula orqu[2] = go kiss an orc
Amin hiraetha[3] = I'm sorry
Manke naa lle tuulo? [4] = Where are you from?
Nauva lle san mi a' vell nevinin tiaglass? [5] = Will you take me to the nearest city?
Please if you're gonna flame me, do so GENTLY!
(Leggylo.. I mean) Legolas: I don't think so.....
*Waaaaaaahhh* I feel so unloved now.. But if you review I will be a million times happier than I am right now and I will forgive Leggy!
I figured out how to get the italics to work, so all elvish will be in Italics!!!
~Arachnaphobia To The Point Of Extinction~
~Memo To Self - Learn Elvish~
'Ok, this was it,' I thought, 'either the city was : A. not as close as I thought it was or B. I was really out of shape. Lets just hope I'm not getting fat.'
I stopped at a nice looking pond and began to think about where I was and how I got here. Ok, lets see, I went to school this morning, talked to Tessie.. WAIT! Maybe Tessie is an evil witch who pretended to be my friend, and then sent me to this odd looking place because...because..uhhm.. she thought I was too pretty and I would ruin her plan of global take over! Yes! That's it.. Wait, no, Tessie isn't smart enough.. Now, back to how i got here, now where was I? Oh yeah, after I talked to Tessie I went to English, and then Mr. Myers told us that there was a tornado coming, and then everyone was screaming and running around, and then I got smacked with a giant block of cement... Oh yes, lets blame the cement, lets...
"DAMN YOU WHOEVER CREATED CEMENT! YOU RUINED MY LIFE AND SENT ME TO HELL!!" I was about to continue with my rant when I noticed a not so friendly group of people had surrounded me and then proceeded in poking me with their 'big manly arrows'.
"Hey watch it buddy, I'm not some animal you can stab to death and roast over the fire!" I yelled at one particular guy, and then I noticed that these 'men' were really blooming hot! Sure that's a little shallow, but it was the truth.
Apparently Mr. Hot-man #1 didn't understand english, I looked around at the confused faces and realized they all didn't understand English! I'm gonna die alone and misunderstood, but then again don't we all?
"Mani naa essa en lle?"[1] One of them asked poking me with an arrow. I looked him over and noticed he had pointed ears and looked oddly familiar in some way.
"You know what Mr.Hot-man, you probably have no idea as to what I'm saying, but you know what with your ears and funny get-up you almost look like an elf....oh..."
Great, I get hit with a cement block and I'm sent to Middle Earth, oh yeah they'll believe me back home. Ok, so they speak elvish, or some type of it. I hope I'm speaking the right one, not that it would matter because all I know are a couple of phrases and words and...
"Auta miqula orqu[2].." As soon as I said that the elves all started yelling at me in elvish and speaking too fast for me to understand. Oh man why did I say that out loud? Oh no, think of something fast, and you're supposed to be SMART?!
"Amin hiraetha[3], Amin hiraetha, Amin hiraetha!" Goddess please don't let them kill me!
Apparently my apology was enough to get them to calm down a bit. Well it was enough to get them to go back to poking me and start talking to me again.
"Manke naa lle tuulo[4]?" Mr. Hot-man asked again, I guess I should start calling him Mr. Hot-man #2 because Legolas will be the only elf for me! I wonder where he is right now...
"OW! Ok, I am from AMERICA. Say it with me A-M-E-R-I-C-A!" I think I just utterly confused the hell out of him. Maybe I should ask them to take me to their leader? Or to the nearby city, yeah, that's good! How do you say that in elvish...
"Uhm..Nauva lle san mi a' vell nevinin tiaglass?[5]" Oh gods I hope that was right.
Apparently I did say 'Take me to the nearest city' because one of the elves nodded his head and we set off in what I believed to be the direction of the city.
One thought echoed through my mind,'Maybe I'll see Legolas!'
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Yay! Third chapter done! I just wanna thank all the people who reviewed the first and second chapter, and tell you that YOU GUYS ROCK!!! I really hope that you guys like this fic. I just wanna ask if I should put the translations at the end of the fic or right after the language shift? Please leave your preference in a review of e-mail it to me.
Translations------
Mani naa essa en lle?[1] = what's your name?
Auta miqula orqu[2] = go kiss an orc
Amin hiraetha[3] = I'm sorry
Manke naa lle tuulo? [4] = Where are you from?
Nauva lle san mi a' vell nevinin tiaglass? [5] = Will you take me to the nearest city?
Please if you're gonna flame me, do so GENTLY!