Woohoo! If I keep getting atleast a couple reviews a chapter it'll only be like 10 more, chapters I mean, until I get 40 reviews! I am so goal orientated!!! I get to kinda miss school tomorrow, we leave school, walk a mile to a church, and then play games all day. PEER HELPING IS COOL! Well ya I think I am done, I just wanna say that I LOVE YOU PEOPLE AND YOU KEEP ME FROM BECOMING A NON-WRITING PERSON! Ok, yay! New chapter!
Just to tell ya she's gonna end up in Rivendell and not Mirkwood, I even have a semi-mostly-reasonable explanation for it, so if you wanna know I'll tell you, just not now.
Disclaimer- Do not own. Don't even think about it, suing = arrows in the butt.
~Arachnaphobia To The Point of Extinction~
~ God, why me? ~
Well we were on our way, to the nearest city, which was, in accordance to the prophecy, Rivendell. Uhm.. I think...
GRRR.... I hate walking, running, or any type of extracurricular activity. You know anything involving muscles or endurance, or physical movement. I was just not made for this kind of thing.
I sat down on a nearby log and motioned for the elves to join me, " Guys... Come on.. I'm really tired *wheeze* and I need... *cough* a break... I'm gonna die of exha-*CRASH* BAJEEBUS WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!"
I headed toward where Trern was. I finally knew what his name is. Actually, it didn't really take all THAT long to figure out their names, I mean they were nice enough to point to themselves and say 'My name is..' But really, come on 'My name is..', is like the first thing you learn.. but it was nice that they said it slowly... Well there was Trern, and his two brothers, Lengorn and Or..Ott..Oc.. well I just call him Otto.. let's just put it this way, he has a big name, lots of syllables and consonants. Lets just say his name is bigger than my brain, LOTS bigger.
Well, I could see something in Trern's arms, it looked like some kind of animal or something. Maybe a dying one. He moved it around, and I got a better look at its face, or maybe I should say HER face.
" Vickie?! What the hell are you doing here?"
" Hey Ang, uhm.. how's it going?" She smiled weakly, and I could tell she was a little confused.
I pulled her aside. My sister was here, with me, in ME, which was WAAYY too dangerous for my baby sister. Oh god.. I could feel older sister mode kicking in..
" Vickie, first off how did you get here? Are you hurt? Do you need anything, are you breathing, do you feel okay, you want a coat, these guys are really nice about that, and WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING MY CLOTHES?!?!"
" Uhmmm.. the weird tornado thingy, no, no, yes, yes, no, really? And would you believe all my clothes were in the washer?"
I looked at her crossly.
" Well it was worth a shot... Now for my turn at twenty questions. Where are we, who are they, do they speak English, where are we going, and why do they look like Legolas wanna-be's?"
Oh, ya know when we're old and dying we're gonna think back to this and be like, 'What the hell happened?'
" Well Vick, its kinda funny, well we're in Middle-Earth, you know the whole big, one ring thing, the guys are elves, no joke. They speak no English haha isn't that funny, and we're going to Rivendell," I looked at them. " We ARE going to Rivendell right?"
The trio nodded their heads. YAY! Atleast I finally knew something that was for sure.
" Well they look like Mr. Hot-man because once again they are elves. I don't think they look much like Legolas, but whatever.."
And they say I am blind. I mean they look NOTHING like my stud muffin!
Well, lets just say Vickie and I are gonna have a little talk about what we're gonna do now that we're here.... not now, when we get to Rivendell.... yeah.. Rivendell...
~~~~ At The Gates of Rivendell ~~~~
" Paly vell fennas a' Trern Caelelan ar' ryi toror," Trern said toward the guards at the top of the gates. [Open wide the doors for Trern Caelelan and his elven brothers]
The doors swung wide open and a guard greeted each of the brothers. One of them approached Trern in regards to us, I think.
" Nae saian luume'," the guard said toward Trern. [It has been long]
" Noss utue atta edaina e' vell taure." Trern said in reply. [We found two human women in the forest]
It went on like that for awhile, I really didn't understand a word that they were saying.
" Hey Ang.."
" Yeah Vick?"
" I don't think they're speaking English.."
Oi.. why me god, why? Anyone I could have been stuck with, but no..
" Yes Vickie, they aren't speaking English.."
"What about Gandalf, shouldn't he be able to speak English? I mean he is a wizard, and they're supposed to know all the languages, right?"
OMG! Why didn't I think of that? I'm supposed to be the smart one, wait let me go check, yeah I'm supposed to be the smart one. I tried not to let how disturbed I was show.
" Yeah Vick, you're right. Maybe there is some hope for you yet"
Then again.. she is Vickie.. So we're doomed...
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They led us to a room, like nothing I ever imagined. It was beautiful. The bed, the dresser, the bathroom, everything looked like it was made for a queen, and not some strange girl found in a forest. Apparently Elves are very well-mannered and pride themselves in their hospitality.
" Hey Vick."
" Yeah?"
" Get some sleep, I can tell tomorrow's gonna be big.."
"Ok, and Ang..
" Yup?"
"I love you"
"You too Ducks.. you too.. now get some sleep.."
And with that we both collapsed onto the bed, drifting into a dreamless sleep, wondering what tomorrow would bring.
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Ok, kinda short, but it was ok. PEER HELPING!! HUZZAH! Ok now I think I'm just acting really weird and hyper, and crazy, and I think I did a really bad job on this chapter. Please review! Please! Please! Please! And Amadea YOU ROCK!!!! My reviewer who's reviewed all of my chapters even though they are really bad and I can't write for monkey-poo..
Just to tell ya she's gonna end up in Rivendell and not Mirkwood, I even have a semi-mostly-reasonable explanation for it, so if you wanna know I'll tell you, just not now.
Disclaimer- Do not own. Don't even think about it, suing = arrows in the butt.
~Arachnaphobia To The Point of Extinction~
~ God, why me? ~
Well we were on our way, to the nearest city, which was, in accordance to the prophecy, Rivendell. Uhm.. I think...
GRRR.... I hate walking, running, or any type of extracurricular activity. You know anything involving muscles or endurance, or physical movement. I was just not made for this kind of thing.
I sat down on a nearby log and motioned for the elves to join me, " Guys... Come on.. I'm really tired *wheeze* and I need... *cough* a break... I'm gonna die of exha-*CRASH* BAJEEBUS WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!"
I headed toward where Trern was. I finally knew what his name is. Actually, it didn't really take all THAT long to figure out their names, I mean they were nice enough to point to themselves and say 'My name is..' But really, come on 'My name is..', is like the first thing you learn.. but it was nice that they said it slowly... Well there was Trern, and his two brothers, Lengorn and Or..Ott..Oc.. well I just call him Otto.. let's just put it this way, he has a big name, lots of syllables and consonants. Lets just say his name is bigger than my brain, LOTS bigger.
Well, I could see something in Trern's arms, it looked like some kind of animal or something. Maybe a dying one. He moved it around, and I got a better look at its face, or maybe I should say HER face.
" Vickie?! What the hell are you doing here?"
" Hey Ang, uhm.. how's it going?" She smiled weakly, and I could tell she was a little confused.
I pulled her aside. My sister was here, with me, in ME, which was WAAYY too dangerous for my baby sister. Oh god.. I could feel older sister mode kicking in..
" Vickie, first off how did you get here? Are you hurt? Do you need anything, are you breathing, do you feel okay, you want a coat, these guys are really nice about that, and WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING MY CLOTHES?!?!"
" Uhmmm.. the weird tornado thingy, no, no, yes, yes, no, really? And would you believe all my clothes were in the washer?"
I looked at her crossly.
" Well it was worth a shot... Now for my turn at twenty questions. Where are we, who are they, do they speak English, where are we going, and why do they look like Legolas wanna-be's?"
Oh, ya know when we're old and dying we're gonna think back to this and be like, 'What the hell happened?'
" Well Vick, its kinda funny, well we're in Middle-Earth, you know the whole big, one ring thing, the guys are elves, no joke. They speak no English haha isn't that funny, and we're going to Rivendell," I looked at them. " We ARE going to Rivendell right?"
The trio nodded their heads. YAY! Atleast I finally knew something that was for sure.
" Well they look like Mr. Hot-man because once again they are elves. I don't think they look much like Legolas, but whatever.."
And they say I am blind. I mean they look NOTHING like my stud muffin!
Well, lets just say Vickie and I are gonna have a little talk about what we're gonna do now that we're here.... not now, when we get to Rivendell.... yeah.. Rivendell...
~~~~ At The Gates of Rivendell ~~~~
" Paly vell fennas a' Trern Caelelan ar' ryi toror," Trern said toward the guards at the top of the gates. [Open wide the doors for Trern Caelelan and his elven brothers]
The doors swung wide open and a guard greeted each of the brothers. One of them approached Trern in regards to us, I think.
" Nae saian luume'," the guard said toward Trern. [It has been long]
" Noss utue atta edaina e' vell taure." Trern said in reply. [We found two human women in the forest]
It went on like that for awhile, I really didn't understand a word that they were saying.
" Hey Ang.."
" Yeah Vick?"
" I don't think they're speaking English.."
Oi.. why me god, why? Anyone I could have been stuck with, but no..
" Yes Vickie, they aren't speaking English.."
"What about Gandalf, shouldn't he be able to speak English? I mean he is a wizard, and they're supposed to know all the languages, right?"
OMG! Why didn't I think of that? I'm supposed to be the smart one, wait let me go check, yeah I'm supposed to be the smart one. I tried not to let how disturbed I was show.
" Yeah Vick, you're right. Maybe there is some hope for you yet"
Then again.. she is Vickie.. So we're doomed...
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They led us to a room, like nothing I ever imagined. It was beautiful. The bed, the dresser, the bathroom, everything looked like it was made for a queen, and not some strange girl found in a forest. Apparently Elves are very well-mannered and pride themselves in their hospitality.
" Hey Vick."
" Yeah?"
" Get some sleep, I can tell tomorrow's gonna be big.."
"Ok, and Ang..
" Yup?"
"I love you"
"You too Ducks.. you too.. now get some sleep.."
And with that we both collapsed onto the bed, drifting into a dreamless sleep, wondering what tomorrow would bring.
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Ok, kinda short, but it was ok. PEER HELPING!! HUZZAH! Ok now I think I'm just acting really weird and hyper, and crazy, and I think I did a really bad job on this chapter. Please review! Please! Please! Please! And Amadea YOU ROCK!!!! My reviewer who's reviewed all of my chapters even though they are really bad and I can't write for monkey-poo..