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~ Arachnaphobia To The Point Of Extinction ~
~ Cause We're Crazy Silly ~
I can tell today is going to be fun, because today we get to go talk to Elrond about how we have 'invaded the land of elves..blah blah blah.. see him after breakfast.. blah blah blah...' Well I'm sorry if we couldn't choose where we would end up if we were in some freaky dinky accident. Actually, now that I think about it, I probably would have still picked to end up in Rivendell. Notice how I said IN Rivendell and not OUTSIDE Rivendell in some forest. Geeze you think they would get it right, but no..
I heard Vickie mumble in her sleep, it sounded something like ' Satab's an anal dwelling butt-monkey' but I'm not sure. Oh well, I guess now is as good a time as any to wake my sister up so we could go to breakfast.
I poked her in the shoulder, "Vickie, wake up." Hmmm.. Nothing..
"VICKIE WAKE UP!!"
By the goddess she sleeps like a rock, a big skinny rock who won't wake up! I wonder if lack of oxygen will wake her up. I placed a pillow on her head, which she promptly wrapped her arm around by instinct, and I sat on her head.
Muffled screams could be heard from beneath the pillow. I stood up and picked up the pillow allowing her to enjoy the wonderful sensation we humans like to call 'breathing'.
"Ang, you know what. I hate you. You know I hate mornings, and not being able to breathe, and being sat on too! But you did not one, not even two, but all THREE of them!! Why?! Why did you do this to me?!"
"Can you say drama queen? Come on Vickie, don't you remember the speech they gave us as soon as we got here? The whole meet Mr. Eyebrows after breakfast. If you don't remember I'm going to smack you, the elf that was telling us was like THIS CLOSE," I put my hands in front of my face to show how close the elf was, "to my face I mean really, has the guy ever heard of personal boundaries?"
"Appparently not." Came the sarcastic reply.
"Don't get smart with me young missy. Now you go get dressed I think the maid or someone already picked dresses out for us."
I looked around and found the dresses that they had picked out for us. Well the elves work hard to impress. The dresses were beautiful, probably to match the perfect she-elf wearing them. I had an odd loathing for she-elves right then, so perfect, and BLONDE, they were practically all blonde, and obviously well endowed looking at the dress. Oh well I'm no elf, and I'm not trying to be, but I'm gonna at least try and make myself look pretty damn good in this dress!
I put the dress on and found that it fit well, really well. I wonder how they knew the size, maybe elves are all knowing, or maybe they know without knowing, or maybe they know that I know without actually knowing that I know. Or maybe..
"Ang are you ready?!" My sister screamed from the bathroom, interrupting my oh so important train of thought.
I scowled, "You interrupted my thinking."
"It's not like you were contemplating the meaning of life, now since you woke me up in the morning and you worked pretty hard doing that I don't think we should be late to our obvious appointment, now should we?"
"Erg, you know I hate it when you make sense."
A lady elf walked in and motioned for us to follow her which brought something to mind, how the hell were we gonna talk to Elrond if he couldn't understand us? Unless, maybe, Gandalf was there.. Praise to the gods, something was going right!
We arrived at a door which I assumed was the entrance to the hall. The elf pushed open the doors and led us to a table, pointing out two chairs for ourselves, and left us there. I was so nervous that I almost tripped into my chair. Notice how I said ALMOST, I'm really proud of this actually.
I sat down and began to eat, but not before looking at my fellow guests at the table. I looked around and came to the conclusion that today had to be October twenty-fourth. The day of the council and the day Frodo was to awaken. I could see Boromir in a corner, happily engaged in a conversation with a she-elf, aargh the she-elves. I used to feel bad that he died, but no more.. I found Pippin flinging food at Merry, and Merry trying ever so hard not to laugh and throw a couple grapes back at Pippin. I smiled at their antics, I always liked them, they always seemed to make me laugh. I spotted Gimli laughing at a joke his fellow dwarf had made, I always enjoyed the contests him and Legolas participated in during battle. Speaking of Legolas.. I noticed him in a corner of the room surrounded by, you guessed it she-elves. There was never a time in my life when I hated another human being as much as I did then. Well actually this time wouldn't be that time because at that moment I wasn't hating another human being.
I turned my head away from the disgusting females flinging themselves at my elfipoo, "Vickie, can you believe that. I mean look at them flirting and batting their eyelashes at him. I can't stand it!"
My sister thought for a moment and replied with, "If you're so jealous, then why don't you go over and talk to him."
"Vickie, are you insane. He wouldn't understand me! I might as well be standing there having a one-sided conversation with myself!"
I looked at my sister and found her staring at a particularly goodlooking elf. "Yup, I might as well be talking to myself.."
The elf who had brought us here came back to lead us to Mr. Eyebrows. I mean really, what is up with those things. They look really pointy..
We reached the room and right before she left I turned to her.
"Thank you."
I knew she couldn't understand me, but I think she got what I was trying to tell her because as she left I could see that she was smiling.
Before I could do anything else my sister had grabbed my arm and pulled me into the study, and dragging me to my fate.
I could see Eyebrow-Man in a chair motioning for us to sit down in the ones across from him. I sat in the chair and was about to speak when someone spoke before me.
"Welcome to Rivendell, may I ask what your names are?"
I turned to look at the source of the voice, and found that it belonged to none other than Gandalf himself! Me being so happy to hear English spoken from another mouth other than myself and my sister, ran up and hugged him.
"GANDALF!!!!!" I heard him chuckle and shake his head.
"Lady, as much as I delight in the affection of a beautiful lady as yourself, may I once again inquire as to both of your names?"
I blushed. Hehehe..whoops, thankfully I was saved by Vickie.
"My name is Victoria Carsne, preferably Vickie. That over there is my older sister Angelique Carsne."
I smiled at my sister appreciating the save, "Gandalf, as you can obviously see, we are having communication problems with the elves here. We are so language-handicapped right now that we cannot even speak Westron. Is there anything you can do to help us, you know like waving your magic wand and making it all better?"
He chuckled at the magic wand bit and nodded his head, "There is a spell that I can perform that will allow you to speak virtually any language."
"YAY!! WOOHOO! Vickie, we'll be able to UNDERSTAND people now! Well kinda..."
I noticed I was getting stares from Elrond and headshakes from Gandalf, but I didn't care I was going to be able to have a conversation with Legolas! Yay!
"Do all of your kind act this way?"
"No its just cause we're crazy silly!"
"Now ladies, lets calm down for a moment and talk about what is going to happen now..."
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Hey, I did a cliffhanger! I think.. I dunno.. But do you like this chapter? Tell me in a review, even if you hate me and my story! I love you people! MWUAH! I'll probably be updating really soon just to tell you! GO AMADEA! Satab is an inside joke between my sister and myself if you are wondering..
Disclaimer: I don't own. All I have right now is strep, and unless you stupid laywers want that, as well as nineteen cents, then I suggest you leave me alone! Enjoy!
~ Arachnaphobia To The Point Of Extinction ~
~ Cause We're Crazy Silly ~
I can tell today is going to be fun, because today we get to go talk to Elrond about how we have 'invaded the land of elves..blah blah blah.. see him after breakfast.. blah blah blah...' Well I'm sorry if we couldn't choose where we would end up if we were in some freaky dinky accident. Actually, now that I think about it, I probably would have still picked to end up in Rivendell. Notice how I said IN Rivendell and not OUTSIDE Rivendell in some forest. Geeze you think they would get it right, but no..
I heard Vickie mumble in her sleep, it sounded something like ' Satab's an anal dwelling butt-monkey' but I'm not sure. Oh well, I guess now is as good a time as any to wake my sister up so we could go to breakfast.
I poked her in the shoulder, "Vickie, wake up." Hmmm.. Nothing..
"VICKIE WAKE UP!!"
By the goddess she sleeps like a rock, a big skinny rock who won't wake up! I wonder if lack of oxygen will wake her up. I placed a pillow on her head, which she promptly wrapped her arm around by instinct, and I sat on her head.
Muffled screams could be heard from beneath the pillow. I stood up and picked up the pillow allowing her to enjoy the wonderful sensation we humans like to call 'breathing'.
"Ang, you know what. I hate you. You know I hate mornings, and not being able to breathe, and being sat on too! But you did not one, not even two, but all THREE of them!! Why?! Why did you do this to me?!"
"Can you say drama queen? Come on Vickie, don't you remember the speech they gave us as soon as we got here? The whole meet Mr. Eyebrows after breakfast. If you don't remember I'm going to smack you, the elf that was telling us was like THIS CLOSE," I put my hands in front of my face to show how close the elf was, "to my face I mean really, has the guy ever heard of personal boundaries?"
"Appparently not." Came the sarcastic reply.
"Don't get smart with me young missy. Now you go get dressed I think the maid or someone already picked dresses out for us."
I looked around and found the dresses that they had picked out for us. Well the elves work hard to impress. The dresses were beautiful, probably to match the perfect she-elf wearing them. I had an odd loathing for she-elves right then, so perfect, and BLONDE, they were practically all blonde, and obviously well endowed looking at the dress. Oh well I'm no elf, and I'm not trying to be, but I'm gonna at least try and make myself look pretty damn good in this dress!
I put the dress on and found that it fit well, really well. I wonder how they knew the size, maybe elves are all knowing, or maybe they know without knowing, or maybe they know that I know without actually knowing that I know. Or maybe..
"Ang are you ready?!" My sister screamed from the bathroom, interrupting my oh so important train of thought.
I scowled, "You interrupted my thinking."
"It's not like you were contemplating the meaning of life, now since you woke me up in the morning and you worked pretty hard doing that I don't think we should be late to our obvious appointment, now should we?"
"Erg, you know I hate it when you make sense."
A lady elf walked in and motioned for us to follow her which brought something to mind, how the hell were we gonna talk to Elrond if he couldn't understand us? Unless, maybe, Gandalf was there.. Praise to the gods, something was going right!
We arrived at a door which I assumed was the entrance to the hall. The elf pushed open the doors and led us to a table, pointing out two chairs for ourselves, and left us there. I was so nervous that I almost tripped into my chair. Notice how I said ALMOST, I'm really proud of this actually.
I sat down and began to eat, but not before looking at my fellow guests at the table. I looked around and came to the conclusion that today had to be October twenty-fourth. The day of the council and the day Frodo was to awaken. I could see Boromir in a corner, happily engaged in a conversation with a she-elf, aargh the she-elves. I used to feel bad that he died, but no more.. I found Pippin flinging food at Merry, and Merry trying ever so hard not to laugh and throw a couple grapes back at Pippin. I smiled at their antics, I always liked them, they always seemed to make me laugh. I spotted Gimli laughing at a joke his fellow dwarf had made, I always enjoyed the contests him and Legolas participated in during battle. Speaking of Legolas.. I noticed him in a corner of the room surrounded by, you guessed it she-elves. There was never a time in my life when I hated another human being as much as I did then. Well actually this time wouldn't be that time because at that moment I wasn't hating another human being.
I turned my head away from the disgusting females flinging themselves at my elfipoo, "Vickie, can you believe that. I mean look at them flirting and batting their eyelashes at him. I can't stand it!"
My sister thought for a moment and replied with, "If you're so jealous, then why don't you go over and talk to him."
"Vickie, are you insane. He wouldn't understand me! I might as well be standing there having a one-sided conversation with myself!"
I looked at my sister and found her staring at a particularly goodlooking elf. "Yup, I might as well be talking to myself.."
The elf who had brought us here came back to lead us to Mr. Eyebrows. I mean really, what is up with those things. They look really pointy..
We reached the room and right before she left I turned to her.
"Thank you."
I knew she couldn't understand me, but I think she got what I was trying to tell her because as she left I could see that she was smiling.
Before I could do anything else my sister had grabbed my arm and pulled me into the study, and dragging me to my fate.
I could see Eyebrow-Man in a chair motioning for us to sit down in the ones across from him. I sat in the chair and was about to speak when someone spoke before me.
"Welcome to Rivendell, may I ask what your names are?"
I turned to look at the source of the voice, and found that it belonged to none other than Gandalf himself! Me being so happy to hear English spoken from another mouth other than myself and my sister, ran up and hugged him.
"GANDALF!!!!!" I heard him chuckle and shake his head.
"Lady, as much as I delight in the affection of a beautiful lady as yourself, may I once again inquire as to both of your names?"
I blushed. Hehehe..whoops, thankfully I was saved by Vickie.
"My name is Victoria Carsne, preferably Vickie. That over there is my older sister Angelique Carsne."
I smiled at my sister appreciating the save, "Gandalf, as you can obviously see, we are having communication problems with the elves here. We are so language-handicapped right now that we cannot even speak Westron. Is there anything you can do to help us, you know like waving your magic wand and making it all better?"
He chuckled at the magic wand bit and nodded his head, "There is a spell that I can perform that will allow you to speak virtually any language."
"YAY!! WOOHOO! Vickie, we'll be able to UNDERSTAND people now! Well kinda..."
I noticed I was getting stares from Elrond and headshakes from Gandalf, but I didn't care I was going to be able to have a conversation with Legolas! Yay!
"Do all of your kind act this way?"
"No its just cause we're crazy silly!"
"Now ladies, lets calm down for a moment and talk about what is going to happen now..."
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Hey, I did a cliffhanger! I think.. I dunno.. But do you like this chapter? Tell me in a review, even if you hate me and my story! I love you people! MWUAH! I'll probably be updating really soon just to tell you! GO AMADEA! Satab is an inside joke between my sister and myself if you are wondering..