Indiana Jones, Jurassic Park mix episode II

by jpwriter

New characters...new story...the same retardness. I will add a chapter with the more reviews I get. Chapter 5 is up. Read chap5 or else you will encounter a penny bouncing on a trampoline, Which is not good... I think

1. Chapter 1

The electrifying sequel to: Indiana Jones, Jurassic Park mix. Filled with action, adventure, Stupidity, action, adventure, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity,stupidity,stupidity,stupidity,stup….

We apologize for the ramblings of our typist. He has been sacked. Let us continue with the electrifying sequel to Indiana Jones, Jurassic Park mix…

Welcome to Montana, The hottest place on the planet earth. If anyone visited from New York, they would melt. That's what Chief Brody thought as he trudged through this oven. He admired the skeletons of precious prehistoric creatures that disappeared off the face of the earth eons ago. Yeah, he admired them, but hated the heat. Some guy told him to meet p with an "Alan Grant" of sorts… It's too darn hot here… thought Brody. He had just experienced an adventure with a 35 foot terror that tired him out. He nearly got killed. His wife, Ellen, was worried sick about him. Brody trudged through the red sand in the blazing heat… WHOOP-PUNK! Brody's face was burning… so were his eyes. He couldn't see anything. He got up… and saw some cow folk boy dancing around like a complete and total moron. "Hello…" Said Brody, a little annoyed.

"Howdy thar!" said the man who looked like he just walked out of a western.

"Why did you trip me?"

"Why don't pigs fly?"

"Why did you trip me!"

"Why am I here?"

"Why did you trip me!"

"Why does Pepsi copy off of Coke?"

"WHY THE HECK DID YOU TRIP ME!"

"WHY THE HECK DOES MY IPOD TASTE FUNNY!"

"YOU ARE SO DUMB!"

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!"

Brody walked away from this lunatic, sand all over his face. He walked into some old white trailer, and met a man in a cowboy hat, along with a man with a white beard, and another man with a cowboy hat. "Hello?" said Brody.

"HOLA!" said Bobathan.

"Hello." Said Alan and Indy in unison.

"여보세요. 나의 이름은BobathanSteengoolbooper이다. 나는 나의 섬에 여행에 너를 초대하고 싶으면. 나는Amityville안에 백상어에 너의 모험에 관하여 듣고 우리들이 공룡을 절멸할것을 돕l것을 좋아할텐데 너가."

"What did he say?" Asked Brody, confuzzled.

"He said: Hello. My name is Bobathan Steengoolbooper. I would like to invite you on a trip to my island. I heard about your adventure with the Great White shark in Amityville and would like you to help us exterminate dinosaurs."

"What! Dinosaurs!"

And with that, Brody fainted.