Xigbar

Before Xigbar had his eye patch and his scars on his face he was the most popular amongst the organization. All the girls, even Larxene thought he was hot. Though, that popularity all ended when he went to one girl's house. It was also by accident, but when he noticed that he had wandered into a fangirl's house, when he went outside there was a mob of girls all carrying pitch forks and torches.

"Holy CRAP!" Xigbar yelled as a throwing knife flew across him and scarred his face for life.

"Xigbar betrayed us!" A girl named Tara screamed through tears.

"Let's strip him and show him no mercy!" another girl named Rena yelled through her stream of tears.

"How 'bout you don't do anything 'cause it was an accident! I was tired and I thought it was the castle!" Xigbar defended as the girl came out of the house rubbing her eyes.

"OH XIGBAR! AHHHHH! YOU CAME T-TO MY HOUSE!" The girl screeched.

"Hey! I got an Idea! Let's kill the girl!" Tara Burst!

"Uh, really there is no need to kill," Xigbar said.

"AHHHHH! Xigbar is defending my life! HOW ROMANTIC!" The girl screeched.

Suddenly a bullet flew straight into Xigbar's eye. "AHHHHH," he yelled.

"KILL THE GIRL!" Rena cried as the girl went in the house and slammed the door, leaving Xigbar. Bullets and spears and knives started flying at every direction and Xigbar teleported back to the castle.

"Geese, girls these days are so stupid…" while saying this he turned around and saw Marluxia and Xemnas staring at him.

"I thought we had something going!" Marluxia screamed crying. (this is after Marluxia turned girly and the next chapters will be too)

"You are a boy for crying out loud."

"WELL WE ARE GAY BOYS!" Yelled Xemnas. He and Marluxia both summoned their weapons.

"You'll see what happens when you mess with Marluxia!"

"AND XEMNAS!"

"Oh come on guys! I never messed with you!" Xigbar backed away.

"ATTACK" Both Xemnas and Marluxia said at once and dashed toward Xigbar beating the crap out of him.

The next day, Xigbar woke up with a brand new eye patch and a hideous look. HE stared at his reflection and started to stomp off to Xemnas and Marluxia. He shot Marluxia in the back and he fried Xemnas' face with a flamethrower.

"Revenge!" he screamed while doing his horrible deeds to the two gay men.

Axel walked in and saw what had happened.

"Aw, Xigbar, you could have called me to fry Xemnas!"

"Sorry Axel, but I want revenge and I don't want you to do it for me,"

"Ok, maybe I'll fry the asshole some more."

"You go do that." Xigbar said walking off. In the hallway he met Larxene.

"Hey Xigbar! I heard what happened and guess what!" Larxene said.

"What?"

"I don't think that you are ugly."

"Really?"

"Yea, but I think you should change from hot to cool."

"Hmm, maybe you're right."

"Of course I'm right." She said as Xigbar went to change his hairstyle.

Ten Minutes later Xigbar came out of his room with a cigarette in his mouth and a new 'cool' hairstyle. Larxene saw him and immediately ran up to the new Xigbar.

"See! Now you will have fan girls again!" She said in triumph.

"I don't know. Fan girls are what got me into this…" He said rubbing the back of his head. "… And this patch is uncomfortable."

"Get used to it!" Larxene said punching Xigbar in the stomach.

"Ow, what did you do that for?"

" I felt like it jackass,"

"Weirdo,"

"What was that?"

"Uh, Nothing nothing,"

"Fucker," Larxene said and punched Xigbar until he was unconscious. Of course, Larxene still hates Xigbar for betraying her but at least she gave him the cool idea.

"Ohhh! You touched my tralala!" Yelled Demyx randomly.

"What the fuck was that!" Larxene yelled.

"I learned it in a song! Xaldin sings it all the time," As demyx said this Xaldin appeared out of nowhere and said,

"Ohhh! You touch my tralala!"

A/n:

Sorry about Xigbar but atleast he's 'cool'! And about the tralala thing, I couldn't help myself! v