Thanks guys! Starting to get confused on which chappy you guys are reviewing so I'll just say I love you all, how bout that?

Okay i was trying to make all my chappy titles all future tense. But i have failed dismally...

Chapter five: When You Mother Hits On You

"Uh...James?"

"Yea..." James continued to stare at Lily.

"Can we move? This is kind of getting dull..."

"Harry! Don't you enjoy watching chicks?"

Not when one of them is my mum... Harry thought to himself,

"Well, their not that hot..." Harry said, but quickly added, "Except for Lily of course..."

James relaxed,

"Yea, I guess your right...You can go. I usually do this by myself anyway. Peter fidgets and drives me bad so he's banned. Remus just reads and claims the whole thing is stupid, boring and insulting to women. While Sirius gets distracted, as he did today and walks off with the first pretty thing with nice legs..." James sighed, "Which I don't blame him. You can go Harry it's your first day here, go explore Hogwarts."

Harry felt kind of bad for his father,

"I'll just go stretch my legs..."

James yawned,

"You go do that..." Lily had his back to him was seated on her behind so there was nothing for James to look at, Harry could tell he too was slightly bored. James began to close his eyes, proving Harry's point. Harry got up and brushed himself off, he decided to go for a walk, instead of explore, he knew where everything was anyway. Not much had changed, or was yet to be changed, except for the occasional plant here and there.

"Hi Harry."

Harry jumped a mile and spun around to see Lily, she had left her friends. For a brief moment Harry panicked and looked around desperately, but James was asleep and quite a distance away.

"H-Hello..."

"I heard your new here at Hogwarts," Lily said smiling.

"Uh...Yea...Yea I am."

"Do you like it here?"

"Yea, it's good..."

"I see you've already found the wrong crowd..." Lily rolled her eyes.

"Wrong crowd? No, James, Sirius and Remus are nice..."

"What about Peter?"

"Oh, and Peter too..." Harry tried not to twitch.

"Well, Remus is a nice guy...But he's a man of secrets! I'm telling you now, he disappears every month. As for Peter he's a walking disaster! But those two are harmless...Sirius is a woman-eater and James, well his ego is far too large, almost as big as Sirius's..."

Harry shifted uncomfortably on the spot,

"Why are you telling me this?"

"Well we wouldn't want a innocent guy turned into one of their followers now do we?" Lily giggled, "So I was wondering...You want to go out sometime?"

Harry almost passed out in shock and couldn't help but think eww...

"Uh..."

"You know I'm not usually this upfront," She let out a nervous giggle, "but I noticed I really tend to hold back and let the traditional guy ask girl out thing. But it really doesn't take me anywhere...So you want to?"

"Uh...I...Well...James is a really nice guy! He likes you!"

Lily rolled her eyes,

"Yea, I know. But I've told you he has huge ego-"

"SIRIUS!" Harry practically squawked. Sirius looked up, sensing danger he strolled over,

"Ahh! Lily I see you've met Harry!"

"Yes I have," Lily said tight lipped.

"Now he'd love to stay and chat but Harry's got to go and unpack!" Sirius grabbed him round the shoulders and pulled him away from Lily.

"Don't forget, Harry! I want an answer!" Lily called after him, as she walked off to rejoin her friends.

"She wants an answer to what?" Sirius asked releasing his grip.

"S-She asked me out! I told her James...I...No...Not her..." Harry spluttered.

"Lily Evans asked you out!" Sirius said in shock. Harry nodded. Sirius cursed, "Do you want to go out with her?"

"No! She's James's!" That among other things...

"True...Don't say anything about this to James-"

"Don't say anything about what to me?" James had awoken from his nap. Sirius cursed.