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After Brody was knocked out, Alan, Bobathan and Indy carried him onto a plane. Shortly after the plane took off and flew AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL the way to Florida, Refueled, then went to... The Bahamas.
"Hello, I'll have 2 Bahama mammas and a…" Alan looked over at Bobathan.
"A Chocolate milk," Said Bobathan. The waiter eyed him.
"Oh, and one of those Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches with the Barney cups."
"Uh, Thanks." Said Alan as he went off to Bahama Airport.
The plane took off again and Brody woke up. "1.21 jigawatts, great Scott!" He randomly blurted out. The plane continued flying to Isla Sorna. Then… They were shot out.
"Nazis… I hate Nazis…" Said Indy.
"It's the 90's, there are no Nazis moron!" Said Alan
"Now there are." Said Indy.
A bullet hit Bobathan in the arm.
"Eh cherry juice, yaaaaaaaaaaay!" Bobathan began licking his arm and… Enjoying it?
Brody helped cover Bobathan's wounds while Alan and Indy argued.
Alan was holding a history book. "Hitler shot himself."
"Then… we must have went through a time portal."
"No, Aliens!"
"Monkeys!"
"Oranges!"
"Blue!"
"Yellow!"
"Red!"
"Green!"
"Nova Scotia!"
"Bermuda!"
"Triangle!"
"Sea Monster!"
"Kraken!"
"Wait… well maybe the Nazis got sent through a time portal…"
"Good idea."
The Nazis were still shooting at the plane. A sailor looked up. It was Quint, with robotic legs. "Arg, it be ye flying Swiss cheese!"
The plane was still flying, and the Nazis flew away.
They flew toward Isla Sorna. The dinosaurs were looking.
Still Looking.
Looking…
Looooooooking….
'This seems familiar.' Alan and Bobathan thought.
Still looking… Then the plane crashed into a Spinosaur's head, the head ripped off and the plane crashed.
"We've got to get out, there's a fire!" Screamed Brody.
"Find your Fligoojingleboopers!" Screamed Bobathan.
Alan broke open the door and he jumped out along with the rest. Ian Malcom was standing outside dancing. The group was puzzled. Raptors crowded around him and started waving their small arms. Ian started singing "Walk This Way" By Aerosmith.
The plane exploded and the Raptors ran away. "Ian! The Raptors… they didn't eat you?" Asked Alan.
"Nope, They seem to like Aerosmith."
"I see."
"Alan, what about Eoj and Bob?"
"Ah, leave them die."
They walked into a jungle. A Raptor was singing Dream on by Aerosmith while other Raptors were playing guitars and drums made of tree branches. Other Raptors were waving their small arms. Suddenly, Luke Skywalker walked in and the Raptors ate him. Jimmy Page walked in and the Raptors bowed to him and let him free. Then, a Spinosaurus came.
( Announcer. ) Will the group make it? Will Pepsi copy Coke again? Will Mr. Clean marry Mrs. Butter worth? Will Spongebob eat corn? Will blue turn yellow, will black turn blue, will apples rule the world? Find out next on, Indiana Jones, JP Mix episode 654… Errr, 2.