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Chapter six: Your Father Hates You, Before You Were Born
"Nothing, Prongs, Nothing..." Sirius said with a laugh.
"Nothing?" James raised an eyebrow, "Harry?"
"Uhh...Yes?"
"What is this 'nothing'?"
"It's nothing..." Harry said.
James looked briefly confused,
"Hang on are you being smart saying nothing is nothing, or that the problem is really nothing when I know it's actually something?"
Now Sirius and Harry looked confused.
"Huh?"
James rolled his eyes,
"What were you guys talking about before I came over?"
"Nothing mate!" Sirius said again.
James scowled
"It was something...I know it was!"
Harry felt he should be honest,
"Lily asked me out."
James's face went from annoyed to angry.
"What!"
"She asked him out," Sirius said wincing.
James shook his head in disbelief,
"No, you did something! I know you did! You flirted with her! She would've never even thought about asking anyone out! It's not her style-"
"Calm down Prongs, Harry didn't do anything..."
"HE DID! I know he must have! Your scum, you-" James went to hit Harry, but Sirius stopped him,
"Mate! You have to calm down! Lily asked him out! He doesn't want to go out with her, he may be new here but he's not stupid!"
How can you be so sure!" James continued to struggle against Sirius who was equally strong, perhaps stronger.
"He said no to Lily! He wasn't even thinking about treading on your territory, so stop-"
"So Lily isn't good enough for you, is she!"
"Oh for crist sake!" Sirius groaned, "He can't win either way can he? Run Harry! Prongsies got to calm down..."
Harry ran, he ran as fast as he could. He couldn't believe it, his father hated him, because his mother had asked him out. What's worse he wasn't even born yet. Fate had a fucked up sense of humor...