Indiana Jones, Jurassic Park mix episode II

by jpwriter

New characters...new story...the same retardness. I will add a chapter with the more reviews I get. Chapter 5 is up. Read chap5 or else you will encounter a penny bouncing on a trampoline, Which is not good... I think

3. Spam, Green eggs and ham, and anger

"Alan, what are we going to do?" Said Bobathan like a little girl.

"…"

The Spinosaur then spontaneously died. A computer fell out of it's mouth. "Finally, a way out!" Screamed Brody. "I hate computers…" Said Alan. "I don't know how to type…" Said Brody. All eyes went to Bobathan. "Oh dear God no…" said Alan. "We have to, Alan." Said Brody. "Yes, so this computer thingiemijinger can get us out of here?" Said Alan. Bobathan signed on official help forum. "Okay, type, help, stuck on Isla Sorna." Said Alan.

Bobathan typed: Lyke OMGZ HI THERE LIKE TOTALLY OMGZTH YEAH HUH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH   TOTALLY YEAH OMGZ!

3 seconds later they got banned for spamming. "Bobathan, you moron I didn't tell you to Spam!"

"I know you told me to can!"

"Huh?"

"Lamb?"

"Huh?"

"Jam?"

"Uhmm…."

"Yam"

"Grrr…"

"Green eggs and ham?"

"ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!"

Alan randomly turned into a Raptor from complete anger, clawed Bobathan and turned back.

"M'Kay I'm better."

The group walked away.