Indiana Jones, Jurassic Park mix episode II

by jpwriter

New characters...new story...the same retardness. I will add a chapter with the more reviews I get. Chapter 5 is up. Read chap5 or else you will encounter a penny bouncing on a trampoline, Which is not good... I think

5. Dinos in the City and Spaghetti Stomachs

Miami, Florida

John was working at Blockbuster. It had been a boring day. Suddenly, a customer! John gasped and pranced around like a juvenile female raptor. Speaking of raptors, three raptors walked in and ate John alive. "Meh tummy lookie like spaghetti." Declared John as he, errr, died… The Raptors stood in front of a TV and watched Star Wars. After that the Raptors ran out of the Blockbuster and managed to hijack a car. They drove up to Burger King.

"Hello, my name is Dwight Shnorglewimer, and thank you for coming to Burger King." Said a nerdy voice. The Raptor driving the car roared. "So that will be a double cheeseburger and three cokes." Said the nerdy voice. The car sped up to where you receive the food. "You look gorgeous today, madam." Said the nerd to the MALE raptor. The raptor grabbed the cheeseburger with his mouth and drove out without paying. The raptors began fighting in the car for the cheeseburger, the car spun out and it crashed.

Meanwhile….

2 miles outside of Miami.

"Let's stay at this motel." Said Ian. "Potatoes are funny." Said Bobathan. "Hi." Said Ian. "Yellow!" Screamed Brody. "Blue." Said Alan. They were all obviously tired. Very.Tired. They walked in the Motel, and watched the news.

"Hello, this is pennywhursht news, and I am your anchorman Bobathan McSteengoolbooper."

"Me Cousin!" Screamed Bobathan.

"And that's how a goat's bladder ended up on my car windshield. In other news, Dinosaurs are running around on a rampage and killing people."

"Bwahh!" Screamed Ian, Alan, and Brody.

"Hi." Said Bobathan.

"We must attract them." Said Ian, so he began blasting Aerosmith out the window. Within 2 seconds the Raptors were there. "Squiggly! " Screamed Bobathan. The Raptors ran in the Hotel. A raptor jumped on Brody. Brody hit, raptor kicked, Brody bit, Raptor bit. Brody won somehow. A huge roar. All the raptors ran away. Then, a T-Rex walked up to the window. "Bobathan…" Said Alan.

"Oh I forgot… I decided to make a Jurassic Park in Miami and brought a T-Rex here." The T-Rex ripped through the window and wall and grabbed Ian in it's mouth.

A cliffhanger. Do ye like? Part III is coming soon ( within the next 300 years…) I just felt that I needed to make this Part the shortest part.