Note to Mimi- You are SO not allowed to kill me before my wedding to Orlando Bloom! So I am off limits! But Kate Bosworth isn't! Kidding..well maybe...i am...or not.

Ok, if you're confused, ask your questions in the reviews so I'll know what you're confused on when I update next time! This will probably clear some of the questions up, then again, it may not.

Oh, Paul is SO dead! Wait, no. I'm SO dead. Again. What the-? I screamed out of frustration and sat down on the ground, letting the fog cling to me.

"Susannah?" I looked up and saw Jesse runnig to me. "Jesse? Oh thank goodness!" I ran and threw my arms around him.

"Why are we-" My gaze fell on someone beside him. "You little-" I punched him. Hard. Paul, I mean, not Jesse. "Suze!"

"Susannah! Stop!" Jesse grabbed me around the waist and pulled me off of Paul. "Susannah, that wasn't Paul, it was David." Opps. David. Forgot all about him. "Paul, I am so sorry."

"Can I ask you something, Suze?" I nodded. "What the heck do you and your boyfriend have against my nose?"

"Paul, I am so so sorry!" he held up his hand as I tried to continue.

His nose was swollen and bleeding. "Whatever. Just please, you and Rico, stay away from my nose." Which actually came out. "Whabeber. Just bou and Bico stay abay frob my dose." I tried not to laugh as he said that, but failing despite the look Paul had shot me.

"Jesse."I said, looking away from Paul. Still trying not to laugh, but failing again when I saw Jesse trying to keep a straight face. "Why, excatly- are we dead?"

"Doe, be baren't. Dabid ghost dame back to haunt bus." I stared at Paul for a long time, before jesse translated.

"No, we aren't. David came back to haunt us, Apparently, we all forgot we were mediators-"

"Bifters."

"Shifters."Jesse continued, trying very hard not to laugh," in the happiness of the moment and forgot that David could actually come back." He sighed and shook his head.

"Well, we can shift back can't we?"

Paul shook his head. "Doe. We'b tried. It's doe use. We're buck."

I laughed. "We're what?"

"Buck."

I laughed again. I just loved hearing him say that for some reason. You'd had of been there. "We're what now, Paul?"

"BUCK!"

"Susannah, leave him alone." Jesse taking up for Paul? Paul seemed to be as surprised as I was from the look on his face. When Jesse realized what he had just done, well, his facial expression was priceless.

"Dhere is one ding we could do. By grandbather told be about it."

"What's that?"

"Oday, spin around in circles." Jesse and I did. "Bhile hopping on one foot." We did again. "Dow, rub your stobach and pat your head." We found away to do that too. "Now repeat after me, Paul is way hotter than Jesse!"

Jesse stopped, but I didn't. "Paul is way hotter than- you know. That wasn't very funny." Paul was smirking.

Jesse sighed and stepped between us. "Seriously, what should we do?"

I smirked back at Paul, "I don't know. What does Bucky want to do?" Paul's eyes narrowed.

"Susannah."

I sighed. "I have no clue. There's got to be a reason David wants us stuck up here." We were silent for a long long time, before we all realized why. Then at the same time, we all said.

"Kat!" Well, that's what me and Jesse said, Paul said, "Bat!"

I knew this wasn't funny, but just hearing Paul say that was hilarious. "Bat!"

"Okay Paul, we get it. Kat."

"No, bat!"

I looked at where Paul was pointing.

"IT'S A VAMPIRE!" I screamed and coverd my neck with my hands as I buried my head in Jesse's shirt.

"Susannah, that's not a-

"Doe, Desse. I think she's right."

Jesse was smiling. "How hard did she hit you, Slater?"

"De Bilva! I'm serious!"

Jesse laughed at that one. "Paul, everyone knows that vampires don't exist."

I looked back up at Desse-i mean-Jesse. "People say the same thing about ghosts." He opened his mouth to say something, but then went silent.

"Nobre di dios." We scrambled to hide behind one of the graves. Yes, GRAVES. As if this couldn't get ANY more creepier, the bat flew down and started to transform.

"Ew." Jesse silenced me.

It was none other than-

Oh come on!

It was David!

(a/n- just so you won't come after me with the torches, I won't leave you there like had originally intended! Happy Mimi? Thought so.)

He was smirking that "Slater smirk"

"Darling, where are you?"

"Darling?" i whispered. I looked over at Jesse who shrugged.

At that time, none other than Mercedes De Silva came out from the fog.

I heard Jesse gasp when she came out. David smiled and gave her a peck on the lips. She wasn't looking at him. She was looking beyond him. That's when I realised, she was clearly in a trance.

"Good job, darling. I'm proud of you for getting rid of your brother and Paul. Susannah wasn't the easiest, but I got her." He though we were dead. Were we?

"You're not dead." We turned to look to see who was behind us.

"Bat?"

"Where!" I nearly screamed as I grabbed on to Jesse. "Querida, he really means Kat."

"Oh." I could feel my cheeks flush as I let Jesse go." Of course."

"Come on. Paul grab my hand. All of you hold on."

Paul took hers, I took his and then grabbed onto Jesse's. I saw a blinding light, and then we fell to a thud into Kat's bedroom.

"Katherine Lee! What the heck is going on?" I asked as Jesse helped me to my feet. She sighed as she sat down on the edge of her bed. Paul did too. Well, no. he just kinda collapsed.

"I said I was in Seattle, studying to be an author. Well, I was in Seattle studying, but it wasn't to be an author."

Jesse was leanig up against her bedpost. I walked over to stand beside him. "I'm almost afraid to ask." I took a deep breath. "What exactly were you studying?"

"Vampires. I'm a...well...i guess the best way to put it is...um...a vampire hunter."

I laughed. I couldn;t help it. "No, seriously, Kat. What were you studying."

"Suze, I'm serious."

I laughed again. "That's even better the second time. To heck with me being an actress! You should be one. You're very convincing." I sat down beside her. "Now seriously, what were you studying."

"Vampires." The look in her eyes told me she wasn't lying.

"Oh my freaking gosh!" I freaked. I have a severe vampire thing SEVERE! To the extreme! I ran over to my purse and grabbed the little wooden cross that's been in there ever since that thing with Tad's dad. "BACK! BACk YOU BEAST!"

Jesse sighed as he came and took the cross away from me. I really don't know how he puts up with me. Wow, he really must love me. "She's not a vampire! She just studies them."

"Oh." I walked back over to her and acted like nothing had ever happened.

"That's why David tried to kill me. Because I found out about him. I moved here, but he found me. He was posing as Paul though. So what ever happened, when he lost control, Paul would be blamed. not him.

I clicked my tongue and laid back on her bed. "Well that's a sucky plan." Jesse groaned. "What, Hector? I'm being honest."

"Did you just call me Hector?" I nodded. "Dios, Susannah." I smiled at him, and Katherine continued.

"He asked me to be one. Vampire, I mean. When I refused, he killed me. Well, tried to at least. Now I think he's trying to get-"

"Mercedes." Jesse and I both said at the same time.

I immediatly grabbed my cell (yes, I FINALLY got one) and dialed Mercy's home number.

Hola! You've reached the de Silva residence. Sorry we can't come to the phone! Leave a message.

"Mercy! Stay where you are! We'll be right over-"

I heard the phine click. She answered!

"Mercy? Mercedes! oh thank goodness! I need you to-

"Hey Susie."

My heart fell.

Sorry! Another cliffy! Just letting you know, I had no intentions of writing the story like this, but oh well! Mimi aren't you happy? You're former guy is a vampire! I know you have a soft soft for fictional vampires...unlike me who is deathly afraid of them. Except Clay! i can deal with him!

If you're confused, just ask me your question and I'll answer it! Hope you have a wonderful Jesse-filled night! I know I will! )