Chapter thirteen: Sirius Has a Plan (Uh oh...)

"What am I going to do! I don't want my mum to snog me! Please don't make me snog her! That's incest!" Harry cried desperately, pacing back and forth.

"Harry, calm down..." Remus said calmly, while James paced as well, wringing his hands as Sirius hung up side down on his bed, fixing his hair and cursing furiously under his breath. Peter sat on his bed eating cheese he had taken from dinner.

"Calm down? Calm down! My mother just asked me out to spite my father and because she likes me in the sick Michael-Jackson-loves-little-boys way!"

"Michael Jackson?"

Harry rolled his eyes,

"Don't worry...What am I going to do!"

"Well..." Peter began, he hid the cheese behind his back when everyone looked at him expectantly, "Harry's in a different time now, doesn't that make Lily no longer his Mum?"

Remus looked at him,

"Peter, just because your in a different country it doesn't change the fact that your mother is mother, so why would another time be any different?"

Peter remained looking blank.

Remus sighed,

"Don't worry Peter, you just eat your cheese-"

"Cheese? I don't-"

James cut across him,

"We all know you do Wormtail."

Peter bought his cheese out into the open and began eating it once more.

Still the only one calm Remus spoke,

"When is the next Hogsmeade trip?"

"Day after tomorrow," James said gloomily.

Remus frowned,

"Bother."

Sirius suddenly jumped upright,

"I have an idea!"

They all groaned.

"No, it's a good idea!"

They all groaned again.

"It can't have, fireworks, Grindylows, Sevvy or setting Dumbledores beard on fire." James said.

"Hey! That was a great prank!"

"He set Dumbledores beard on fire!" Harry said in alarm.

Sirius chuckled,

"It's a good story, I'll have to tell you that sometime. Anyway my plan is this..." Sirius started pulling open his bedside drawers looking through their contents, "We all know you two look very alike, I mean I bet you guys could pass as twins with a bit of work..."

Understanding crept into Remus's eyes,

"So alike you could switch places..."

"Exactly Moony! The only serious difference is easily solve with these!" Sirius held up two small packets, "Contact lenses!"

"Contact lenses?"

"Sirius, why do you have contact lenses!"

"Yea, I have purple, orange, blue, brown, cats eyes and many others, but now is not the time. James can have a pair of green ones and a pair of hazel ones for Harry!" He threw the packets at them, "Because it takes a little while for you to get used to wearing them, I want you to start wearing them now. That way when we're at Hogsmeade, James won't be rubbing at his eyes in the middle of the date."

"I going to go on a date with Lily?" James's eyes grew round.

Sirius rolled his eyes,

"Yes James you are, but as Harry."

"Hell, I'll be friggen Dumbledore if that's what Lily likes! Now, how do you get these little buggers in?"