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Chapter fourteen: The Plan Kicks Off
"Have you got the permission slip Dumbledore gave Harry?" Remus asked James.
"Yep."
"And where's Harry from?" Remus asked James once more. He was about to go on his date with Lily, posing as Harry.
"New Zealand," James answered smugly.
"Which is...?"
"Not part of Australia."
"It is...?"
"Near Australia."
"His old school is..."
"Englebert Humpadink's School of Magic."
Sirius clapped James on the back,
"That was great, Prongs! You said it without cracking up this time! Now look at me!"
James looked at Sirius.
"How do they feel?"
"Fine, not scratchy anymore..."
"How about you Harry?"
Harry nodded,
"Their fine."
"Wow, are we lucky or what! Both of your eyes haven't rejected the contact lenses!" Sirius collasped onto his bed and threw some Every Flavour Beans into his mouth. Harry's nose wrinkled,
"Sirius, how can you eat them like that? What if there's ear wax flavour or something foul like that?"
Sirius gave Harry a funny look,
"Ear wax? What kind of Beans do you eat!"
"Well aren't those bean Every Flavour Beans?"
Sirius nodded slowly,
"Yea...But they don't mean every flavour. Honestly Harry don't believe everything you read on a packet..."
"No, in the future they really are every flavour!"
Peter sat up looking excited,
"Really!"
"Children, Prongs has a date to attend and Harry and Sirius has appearances to keep up..."
"What about you Moony?"
"Me?" Remus said in surprise, "I'm going to do what I usually do..."
"Read?" Sirius spat the foul words.
Remus sat down on his bed and reached for his book on his bedside table as though to emphasise the point.
"Oh no you don't!" Sirius said pulling him off the bed your coming with us!"
"I am?"
"Yes, you are!"
"There is no way I'm coming with you two!"
"I can't believe I came," Remus muttered.
Sirius and Harry had linked arms with Remus and frog marched him out of the Dorm, they were now (still frog marching) down the main street of Hogsmeade. As soon as they were in Hogmeade Peter had left them for the calling of Rat Farm, one of the many shops and attractions that Harry didn't recognise.
"Sirius, you know I like to relax at this time."
"Moony! You know that you have to exercise to get rid of those once-a-month-cramps!"
"Sirius..."
"Whom is this 'Sirius' you speak of?"
Remus sighed,
"Is he saner in the future, H-James?"
"Not really, I can't imagine it..."
Remus groaned,
"Great."
Sirius grinned,
"You love me!"
"You keep telling yourself that..."