When Worlds Collide…

Chapter four: The Fiz-Wiz of DOOM!

A/N: Oh yes, I know I've not been acknowledging, mainly because my memory… What was I talking about? All stupid clichés aside, all characters from: JTHM, Squee, I Feel Sick, Invader Zim, and anything else I forgot belong to Jhonen Vasquez. Please don't kill me. Painfully. My friends already have dibs on that.

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On another world, an evil laugh could be heard, along with the scratching of a pen and pencil. The man coughed and continued laughing.

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Zim stared at Dib a second,

"You think you can stop me with some of your fizzy beverages?" Zim said, bluffing because the soda actually could do a lot of damage to his organs, and soda would make the floor all sticky.

"They weren't Fiz-Wiz's when I checked last…" Dib muttered, "Just a second." He added, putting a finger up in a sign to wait for a second. Dib sorted through the contents of his bag, "Where are those weapons of mass 'doomstruction'…" Dib muttered, 'Doomstruction' was the word that was used to describe them in the blueprints.

As Dib sorted through his things, he didn't notice that Gir had grabbed the bottles of Fiz-Wiz, and started hugging them,

"I love you pink stuff!" He said as he started jumping up and down with them in his arms, he then proceeded to roll around with them, and threw them up in the air and caught them. Dib was still oblivious to that fact as he continued searching, Zim was simply standing there and tapping his foot with his arms crossed waiting for Dib as Gir started to open one of the bottles…

A loud FWISH noise was heard as the cap practically undid itself. Unfortunately Zim was in the line of fire. A blast of cherry soda later and Zim was running around, steaming and screaming. Dib looked up and saw him running around, he stopped sorting through the stuff and his confident smile returned

"Ah ha Zim! I kept the Earth safe for ano-" Dib started before being interrupted by a beeping sound, "Oh! I got to go, but you'll never get the Earth Zim, if you will it will be over my dead body!" He shouted, running out a random entrance or exit, hoping it would go up.

"I would be glad to accommodate you…" Zim muttered, and twitched in pain.

After a while Gir looked down at Zim (Who was slightly blackened and still smoking on the floor) and said "Aren't you going to run after him?" In his regular questioning voice,

"Another time Gir… Another ti-" Zim started but was cut off as Gir yet again opened another bottle of Fiz-Wiz, and it yet again hit Zim, "AHHHHH THE PAIN! THE CHERRY PAIN!" He shouted now writhing in pain in place.

A short while and many cleansings later Zim sat in the chair in his lab.

"Gir!" He shouted, waiting for his SIR unit to pop up.

"Yes master!" Gir said, though he looked different, his eyes and antennae were now red rather then their regular blue color.

"Where is Mini-Moose?" Zim barked, it was clear he already knew what the answer was,

"I don't know!" Gir said, his appearance going back to normal.

Zim sighed and kept on pressing buttons on his computer when he heard a strange voice say

"I have two things to say to you; one, you're getting you're base in my basement. Stop it. And two, it's not Tuesday. Explain your self. And quickly, my patience runs thin" Zim turned around and saw Johnny emerging from a small tunnel, wielding several knives.

"What do you mean? I am not an alien if that's what you mean! And put your sharp pointy things down! You would never hurt a smeet!" Zim said, quickly putting his disguise on and hiding Gir behind him "Now get out of my base before I destroy you!" He added in his normal 'Invader' voice.

"Well, I don't know what a 'smeet' is, though I will not drop my weapons and… And…
And… Is that Cherry Fiz-Wiz I smell?" Johnny said, sniffing the air and detecting cherry soda, his cherry soda… "Oh, I get it! You've been building this so that you can steal my stuff! Well, I'll tell you something, I'm worthless! The police might have a fine on me but besides that I-" Nny said, starting again on one of his rambles, and he would of continued if Zim hadn't interrupted,

"Yes, yes, and I could care less about your love life. Though if you really must know it was the one called Dib that spilled his primitive fizzy water on me!" Zim said, his eye somewhat twitching. Nny looked like he was about ready to jump Zim, but for some reason restrained himself,

"Dib you say? Where does Dib live?" Nny asked a small evil glint in his eye, a violent glint.

"Oh, on that one house down the block from here." Zim said, "And why are you still here?"

Nny stared at him, amazed by the idiocy of youth today. He simply shook his head and re-entered through the same hole. A small shoving sound was heard as he attempted to shove something iron to the entrance. He frowned at not being able to do it with his frail frame. He walked off for a while before shoving several people in the room that looked like they just got hit by a bus,

"Could you move that iron maiden over that hole? Thanks, I'll go get you some lemonade or something. And don't even think about running. I know everything." Nny said to the three men, who were at this point looking very scared. Nny left the room as one of the men saw Zim, and almost started to shout out something before a loud ZAP sound was heard, all of a sudden, it smelt like bacon. The two remaining people, who look like they could possibly be jocks of some sort, started shoving the iron maiden over the hole. Zim of course was to busy yelling at Gir to notice the two nearly dead people.

After a short while Nny returned with a tray with several blue drinks on it,

"Ah! I see that one of you tried to escape or yell or something. Oh well… More for you two…" Nny said with a satanic look on his face "So would you like some drinks? Or would you prefer some shock therapy?" He added; the look still on his face. The two people at that point would have done anything to preserve their current status of being not dead. They shakily took the glasses and started drinking slowly. A few seconds after the first sip, they dropped the cups. They had started foaming at the mouth, and throwing up blood,

"Oh, you say you want me to end it now? Well, normally I would let you suffer but today I'm feeling kind today…" Nny said, taking out the knives from earlier, and proceeding to cut them up. He smiled a dark smile; that made him feel better, though he was slightly mad, those were glass cups… He walked upstairs, just then it dawned on him that that house, no, that basement had not been there before. He now had three things on his to do list:

Kill 'Dib'

Find out what's going on

Kill the annoying alien.