When Worlds Collide…
Chapter five: Skool
A/N: Wow… Two days and five chapters… Should I slow down on posting these? I mean, I think at this rate I'll have like… A lot of them done. Man. I really need a social life, I mean, I'm counting the days until school starts again, that is scary.
Oh, and if this is going to go where I think it is, at least two new characters this chapter! Please don't maul me if I play one in particular wrong… I didn't read any part of the particular double-shot comic she was from mainly… And yes, I do realize I just warped the time line somewhat oddly. Sorry.
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Nny had decided to wait for a while before setting out on his killing Dib quest, mainly because the green-kid-alien-kid couldn't give any decent directions, and it was starting to get light out; which usually means people, and people always means jack asses. He decided to wait until a night when he found the house. Maybe he would ask him what the hell he was thinking and then kill him…
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A beeping sound was heard in young Todd Casil's room, he spent most of the night in fear, as he had received a visit from the scary neighbor man.
"Shmee, why does the world have to be so scary?" Todd asked picking up his teddy bear, amazingly the bear responded.
"Don't worry Todd, no matter what happens I'll protect you… Though you know, I'd be really happy if you were to…" The bear at that point seemed to mutter something that only Todd could hear,
"No Shmee, I know I wouldn't have to go back to school, but poisoning my parents would be mean." Todd replied with a frown, he quickly put his cloths on, and thought about all the mean people at school, Shmee seamed to be smiling at this…
After Todd finished putting on his cloths and getting his back pack out of the toilet where his mother had shoved it (It is quite a long story, and one you really don't want to know). Todd walked toward the door and said to his mother
"I'm going to school, it starts again today.", even though his mother was just standing in the kitchen, staring at the ceiling. He sighed as he started walking to school.
After a while of being confused about how the streets all of a sudden changed he finally found his way to the large building that was school. He sighed again, and was about to continue walking toward the school until he heard someone shout to him,
"Wait up amigo!" A voice shouted Todd frowned slightly, it seemed that only scary people liked him,
"Hi Pepito…" Todd said, turning around to see a boy around his age and height with horns and a funny hair style.
"How was your break?" He asked, finally catching up with Todd.
"Bad, though that's normal I guess…" Todd said, frowning slightly as he heard the bell ring. "I think we have to get to class…" Todd added, running toward the building, Pepito following.
When they got to class, they found that everyone was sitting two to a seat,
"You're late." A tall, gnarly old lady said, it was apparent the old lady was a teacher. "Now you both have to sit in the chair that's missing three legs." Todd sighed, he yet again got stuck with the worse possible combination of things. He and Pepito walked over to the desk that wasn't really standing up and tried to figure out how to sit in it.
"Well, as I was saying, because someone couldn't take all the pressure from thousands of loonies, two universes have now collided etcetera; which means I now have twice the amount of zombies to teach. Though because of that, the school system has provided a new teacher…" She added as the door opened…
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A woman with purple hair stared at the ceiling of her apartment from her bed, she had been there all of the night before. She was worried about her new job, she had recently been taking some classes online, though not those cheesy ones, the good ones. She had submitted her resume to several places, though it dawned on her that she would have to get out of her house now… She probably would have stayed in her bed, blowing off her job until she heard a loud knocking noise,
"Devi! Come on, if you don't go to your job I'll drag you out to that one guy's house or something!" Some one shouted, the girl that was apparently Devi sat up, she was already clothed, and answered the door.
"Don't even joke about that Tenna." Devi said, seeing Tenna, a dark skinned dark haired and green eyed lady. Tenna then squeaked a squeak toy that looked a little like a black dog toy with a white skeleton.
"Spooky says sorry for me…" Tenna said, holding the squeak toy up a little bit. Devi rolled her eyes and said,
"I suppose that if I don't go, you really will drag me to Johnny's house…" She then shuddered a little, that memory was still in her mind, he still scared her like it was yesterday. Tenna just kind of nodded and squeaked Spooky again. Devi sighed
"Just a second, I got to get my car keys." Devi said, disappearing in her apartment for a few seconds before coming back. Devi and Tenna continued talking down until they got to Devi's car
"Well, later" Devi said to a grinning Tenna, "No… You're… Not…" Devi added, already knowing what Tenna was going to say,
"Someone has to make sure you actually go!" She said, getting in the passenger side of the car, Devi sighed,
"Fine, though I'm not rolling any of my windows to make sure you can breathe though." She said reluctantly, getting in and starting the car, she soon started driving off to the school.
After a while of driving, Devi pulled into the school parking lot,
"Stay girl." Devi said jokingly, "Oh, and if I start to burn from being out side, just shove me back in the classroom." She added, she got out of the car and waved to Tenna slightly before closing the door. She heard the bell ring as she approached the building. She walked through the door, and then through the halls until she got to the class room she was supposed to be going into, she knocked on the door very lightly, just like it said in the 'special conditions' paper she had received. She soon heard her cue, and opened the door, stepping in…
"Class, this is your new 'student teacher'." Ms. Bitters, the old lady, said as Devi stood near the front of the class,
"I'm Devi D-" She said the rest, though it was blurred out by the horn of a honking car. "Though you may call me Ms. D." She added, trying to smile slightly, though not really succeeding. She then went to stand over toward the side of the room, 'observing'.
"OK, so attendance," Ms. Bitters said monotonously. She then started naming off some names before she was interrupted by Dib swinging his hand in the air, "Yes Dib" She added in an annoyed tone.
"Why is there a kid with horns in this class? And why do Zim and I have to share seats?" Dib asked, shoving Zim over a little, it was actually obvious that no body liked the seating arrangement,
"Because he is. And because no body else would sit with either of you." Ms. Bitters said before 'Ms. D' pitched in
"Maybe it would help to… Uh… Have the students introduce themselves?" Devi said, stepping forward slightly,
"Devi, Devi, Devi, you should have just stayed home and sent Tenna to Johnny's…" Something in Devi's head said, Devi just ignored it, it had no power over her anymore…
"I suppose that's a good idea…" Ms. Bitter's said somewhat sarcastically, "Let's begin."
TO BE CONTINUED