When Worlds Collide…
Chapter six: The Anti-Christ, the Alien, and the DOOMED!
A/N: Chapter six may cause drowsiness, diarrhea, death, sleep cutting of hair, trips to the underworld, thinking that Dib and Zim is a good slash relation ship, among other things. Use with caution.
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"OK, who wants to go first." Ms. Bitters said, still in the bored tone, looking around to see only one person raising their hand, "Fine Zim, just make it quick and not crazy" She added, sighing as Zim stood on his table.
"I am ZIM! A normal human child, who enjoys normal human child things like doing homework and eating food." Zim said before sitting back down on the crowded seat, shoving Dib, and Dib shoving back.
"OK, next DOOMED child!" Ms. Bitters said, now seeing Dib raising his hand, "Fine Dib. Just make it quick." She added, her eyes narrowed. He stood up,
"I'm Dib, and I'm the only one who seems to notice an alien and a… Goat kid in this class." He said, almost immediately after words an abnormally large paper wad hit his head,
"Shut up Dib. You stink. You're crazy." A kid said, leaning back in their chair. Dib rolled his eyes and sat down.
After a short while of no one else raising their hand, a CRASH sound was heard, and it was seen that the one legged desk had finally collapsed into a no legged desk. Both Todd and Pepito were flailing their arms, which Ms. Bitters took as a sign of them wanting to go.
"OK, Todd is DOOMED to go first, and then Pepito." Ms. Bitters said, if it was possible she said it even bored-er then before. Todd stood up nervously and started twiddling his fingers nervously.
"Umm… I'm Todd… And I like to write stuff…" He said, keeping his head down somewhat before trying to figure out what to do now, as no legged desks were hard to sit at. He considered asking one of the teachers, except Ms. Bitters would ignore him and Ms. D seemed to have disappeared…
"OK Pepito, start your DOOMED introduction." Ms. Bitters said, starting to wonder when these DOOMED students would leave.
Pepito walked to the front of the class room.
"I may be called the Prince of Darkness, the Anti-Christ, and many more things. Though my mom calls me Pepito." He commented before continuing strangely, "My dogs name is Woofles." He then continued regularly, "I don't know if any of you have noticed, but the end is coming down upon us, we're all being condensed into a small universe for easy destruction. Kind of like canned beans. But as soon as some final minute work is done, the world will be ending. And even though the class has doubled, still very few of you were good." Pepito said before turning around and zapping a random set of people at a table's heads off. "And I claim that desk." He added, picking up his stuff and moving to the desk with the now smoldering corpses. He pushed them and their stuff aside before a ring was heard throughout the building.
Ms. Bitters, who seemed to have fallen into a almost sleep like state, snapped back to it immediately,
"That is the lunch bell. Now go off and eat your DOOMED food." She said, almost disappearing into the shadows in the side of the class. The class bolted off toward the cafeteria, squishing any smaller students along the way. Well, smaller meaning Todd, and squishing meaning… Squishing. Todd was laying face down in the floor before noticing a hand that was seemingly offering to help him up. He looked up and saw 'Dib', the kid who was crazy apparently.
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MEANWHILE… IN THE SCHOOL PARKING LOT!
"No Devi, we're not leaving! School isn't over, now get back in there!" Came a shout from a car,
"NO! The kids are just like the idiotic parents that raised them! I can't handle it!" Devi said, her finger-nails dug into the steering wheel as she was trying to be dragged out by Tenna. After a while of arguments going on like that, eventually Tenna managed to convince Devi to go back in,
"FINE! Just let go of me and I'll go!" Devi said as Tenna let go of her. Devi after a second of trying, finally managed to get her finger-nails out of the steering wheel. She soon was back on her way back to the school. As she was entering the door she heard the lunch bell. She entered the building, and started to wherever she was supposed to go.
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Todd took the hand and got up, not sure how to react, usually kids only offered to help him up to push him back down and laugh at him.
"Thanks." Todd said, smiling slightly, maybe this kid wasn't crazy… Maybe he would make a normal friend…
"No problem. That used to happen to me a lot too." Dib said as they started walking toward the cafeteria.
"Really?" Todd said, he himself was the only kid he knew that that happened to, as he was the school scrape goat.
"Oh yeah, they also used to say my head was large and that I was cra… Oh wait… They still do that…" Dib said, looking down slightly, even though he knew he wasn't crazy it was still annoying.
"Well… You don't seem crazy, the Scary Neighbor man is crazy… And you aren't like the Scary Neighbor man so…" Todd said, trailing off, even the though of the Scary Neighbor man scared him, he shuddered slightly and made a quite squee sound.
"Scary Neighbor Man?" Dib asked, then the image of the large black house that had appeared on his block occurred to him
"He breaks into my house and stabs Shmee and kills people and says that aliens come on Tuesday, and today is Monday but I think that Zim kid is an alien…" Todd said somewhat quickly, he then instantly checked his pocket,
"Don't worry Todd, I'm still here…" Shmee said from inside of Todd's pocket, he smiled a little out of relief.
"Wait… You noticed Zim was an alien?" Dib said, that one sentence held to much information that Dib had to start someplace, and alien was always a good starting place.
"Yeah. He's green, acts weird, and has no ears." Todd said, recalling how odd Zim acted.
"Wow. Everyone else thinks I'm crazy!" Dib said, after a while of conversation along those lines they finally reached the lunch trays and food.
"Sorry, all I got right now boxes of one dozen starving, crazed weasels." The lunch lady said to Dib and Todd. They groaned but accepted them as they continued to sit down next to Gaz; who was just playing her Game Slave 2.
The rest of the day went on as usually, there was only a few times where Devi ran out to the car, where she was sent back in by Tenna and Spooky. As for Todd, Dib and the rest of the lot they went on with the rest of the school day, luckily Pepito was in a good mood so only a couple of peoples heads got blown up. Though that night was different, as at least several people would be threatened, and possibly a new dead person will emerge.