Title:
Retribution.
Author:
unlikely2
Words: 100
Challenge:
100
Rating: G
At the party celebrating Snape's one hundredth birthday, Hermione found the young Muggle accountant hired, because 'magicals lack imagination', vomiting.
'Talking to the Headmaster,' he'd explained between heaves. 'Offered me . . . toffee . . . tongue all round the floor . . . utterly filthy!'
'Why?' she'd asked, having dealt with the unpleasantness. He'd reminded her of Colin Creevey.
'Don't know,' he'd shuddered. 'Because I'm a Muggle?'
'I think if you'd been a wizard it would've been worse than 'Ton-Tongue-Toffee. Snape's not entirely unreasonable. You must have done something.'
'I just asked him if he'd met Harry Potter.'