Disclaimer : Can't believe i have to write this ... i don't own anything but my own thoughts.
A/N: Ok , this will be rather boring Chapter, but well , ist in my Storyline )
Ok , seriously you dont need to read it , no relevance for the storyline.
Neon Cogitus Evangelion
Another Interlude in The World
You tell GILDE : Hello all
Madelz tells GILDE : Hi Az
Maus tells GILDE : Hi 3
Bean tells GILDE : Yes , gather outside his Lair , today we break through.
Bean tells GILDE : Hi Aze
Numor tells GILDE : omw
You have joined DWAssaultorders
You have joined DWRed Mages
You tell DWRed Mages : Hello
Eaiathalasaradada tells DWRed Mages : Hey Azeron, haul ass to Queens Lair
You tell DWRed Mages : OMW
Eaiathalasaradada tells DWRed Mages : Officers made a foolproof tactic, we will break through into Telerus today, hopefully WORLD wide first
You tell DWRed Mages : That would be great , wouldn't it ?
Eaiathalasaradada tells DWRed Mages : Haha , yes i guess so , youre so strange sometimes
Maus tells you : Hey , wheres my HUG ? You forgot about me while you moved to Tokyo-3 ?
You tell Maus : Oh , sorry , im just moving out of my Tower. Assault starts soon.
Maus tells you : Grmph , always excuses , hope you moved in nicely there.
You tell Maus : Yes , thank you.
Maus tells you : Ohhh always sooo polite
Maus tells GILDE : Azeron is soooo 3, anyone knows how expensive a flight to Tokyo-3 is ?
Cyrus tells GILDE: Too expensive for you , and hes probably a fat 30 year old Otaku anyway
You tell Maus : Please don't , you embarass me.
Maus tells you : giggles
Maus tells GILDE: No , i bet hes a supercute shy japanese boy w/o a GF
Bean tells DWAssaultorders : Stop the fuckin chitchat and haul yourselves to Queen Shauris Lair, and try not to train too much on your way here , im not in the mood for complaints.
You start casting Asphyxische Felder Gate
You have entered the Asphyxische Felder
You tell GILDE : Is it already possible to get a Groupinvite maybe please ?
Kuradimm invites you to join his Group (DwpwnsQueen Assaultteam).
Do you want to join ?
You have joined the Group
You have joined the Assaultteam
Kuradimm tells the GROUP : Hey slacker , finally back into action eh ? Got laid already in your new place ? Bet you didnt , fuck you need to go out more like i do ! Cant count the chicks i nailed so good they fainted.
Maus tells the GROUP : Men ...
You tell the GROUP : Err, sorry , i just arrived.
Maus tells the GROUP : Don't worry , Kuradims a jerk ... hes a Penguin , what do you expect from them ?
Kuradimm tells the GROUP : Hey im also a Palladin !
Eaiathalasaradada tells the GROUP : Worst possible combo , Penguin Palladin ... at least he heals better than Maus.
Maus tells the GROUP : HEY ! Az never dies in my Grp !
Eaiathalasaradada tells the GROUP : Yea , but the rest of the group
Eaiathalasaradada tells you : I love to mess with her
Maus tells the GROUP : You surely will today .. a LOT !
You tell Eaiathalasaradada : Not very wise i might say.
Madelz tells DWAssaultorders : Start buffing up bitches, i want that Axe that Shauri drops, so if you fuck up today ill come to your home personally !
Gannass tells the GUILD : Oh oh better not fail then
Cyrus tells GUILD : You would actually like that Hoe , admit it.
Gannass tells the GUILD : bas bas
Bean tells DWAssaultorders : All buffed i hope , we go in 3 OTU, ill go through the Tactics again.
Bean tells DWAssaultorders : Ok , i will tank her right Hellhound , Berrta her left , Madelz will tank
Athmosphere tells GILDE : We are so fucked
Gretchen tells GILDE : With you as mainhealer id guess so too ;P
Skaz tells GILDE : Sorry im late , omw to AF
Gretchen tells GILDE : always those Höllenkrieger that are late
Bean tells DWAssaultorders : ... Madelz will tank Queen Shauri, if he dies ill personally kick White Mages Classleader.
Athmosphere tells DWAssaultorders : Ill kick you from Guild then !
Madelz tells DWAssaultorders : Sigh ... stfu you 2, lets win this shit.
A short while later the DragonWing Assautforce plunged through hordes of Drakelings and arrived in the very lair of the black Dragons Queen.
There she rested , a giant black Dragonesse guarded by two fierce hellhounds on a momumental hoard of gold and jewels.
Bean tells DWAssaultorders : Ok , Groups 1 2 3 are Tank groups, 4 and 5 handle adds , 6 and 7 DPS. Mirseille handles timing and is MA
Madelz tells DWAssaultorders : Now you guys get me my Axe , kk ?
Madelz tells DWAssaultorders : All ready ?
Madelz tells DWAssaultorders : Ok , lets go
35 small creatures storm into Queen Shauris lair , seemingly chaotic but soon you can see patterns forming up , working in almost perfect synchronity they do exactly like planned. It just takes a few seconds and you experience a stable battle between those Players and their computer scripted opponents.
Madelz tells DWAssaultorders : Ok , we have a stable setup , adds inc soon, be ready
Mirseille tells DWAssaultorders : 1 min 30 till Add
Mirseille tells DWRed Mages : Ok , all ready ?
You tell DWRed Mages : Ready
Eaiathalasaradada tells DWRed Mages : Im ready
Aristian tells DWRed Mages : Fire on
Madelz tells DWAssaultorders : Ok , add inc , Red Mages be ready
Mirseille tells DWAssaultorders : 10 till Add
Eriss tells you : Raiding ? Would love to know where to raise cooking above average.
You tell Eriss : Yes , i'll tell you after this.
Mirseille tells DWAssaultorders : Inc King Trakanoss
Mirseille tells DWAssaultorders : Red Mages fodder , DPS stay on Queen
The skeleton Dragon Husband stomped into the lair slowly , spweing violet Flames and roaring displeased.
4 Robed figures began chanting and balls of deadly flames shot into the Dragon engulfing it in flames.
Immediatly he chose one of the pesky Mages and turned into his direction.
Mirseille tells DWRed Mages : az , run , you got him on your shiny blue ass
Aristian tells DWRed Mages : No wonder Maus got the hots on him , Darkelves still the best looking model
Mirseille tells DWRed Mages : Dont talk , nuke lol
The 4 Mages kited the Undead Dragon untill it died a few minutes later.
Madelz tells DWAssaultorders : I smell my Axe , left doggy down , get onto right dog
Berrta tells GILDE : Für Ehre und Vaterland , im comming for you Bitch
Madelz tells DWAssaultorders : Berrta on right doggy , not Queen , sigh
Madelz tells DWAssaultorders : Ah hell nm ...
Cyrus tells GILDE : haha no one can keep little Berrta away long from big nasty mobs
Aristian tells GILDE : hehe , big fat ogre will crush queen with her stench P
Gretchen tells GILDE : well , ist loot time
Cyrus tells GILDE : oh , dont say that until ist dead , we had so many 0 wipes i stopped counting years ago
Imradil tells GILDE : Hehe indeed , lets focus and pwn
Madelz tells DWAssaultorders : right dog dead meat , ALL ONTO QUEEN , remember , the last 10 are hardest
Aristian tells DWRed Mages : ok , remmeber when she faces you , run under her belly and hide there.
You tell DWRed Mages : Ok
Aristian tells GILDE : we r mages .. the clever bunch of the guild , we wont fail P
Madelz tells DWAssaultorders : Cyrus , RUN
Cyrus tells GILDE : yea yea
Madelz tells DWAssaultorders : come on DPS DPS , Karacille on top of the carts , Assassin powa
Cyrus tells GILDE : hot babe she is
Karacille tells GILDE : Skills and looks why dont i run this guild yet ?
Cyrus tells GILDE : cuz men dont follow women , and Dragon Wind zergs mobs ... you wont find enough women to fill the ranks hehe
Karacille tells GILDE : sad but true.
Bean tells DWAssaultorders : FOCUS, 3 more percent
Madelz tells DWAssaultorders : Abillities , Glyphs , throw Gnomes , whatever i want her DEAD !
The giant Black Dragonesse roared and her claws started to glow in a bloodreddish hue.
Madelz tells DWAssaultorders : ENRAGE, tanks stop attacks , MAGES BURRRRNNNNNNN
Aristian tells DWRed Mages : damn Aze , you blocked my Etherburn, gwatz on killshot you attention whore
You tell DWRed Mages : Err , sorry /
Aristian tells DWRed Mages : lol , you so funny
Mirseille tells DWRed Mages : hehe so decent , gwatz slacker
Madelz tells DWAssaultorders : omg we did it , were first in Telerus , AND I GET MY AXE NOW ! afk wanking
Bean tells DWAssaultorders : all bow to our fearless leader Madelz the mighty Pallaslacker
„Shinji , it's late , time for bed" a weak voice from his mother outside sneaked into the dark room. Only source of light was the Monitor illuminating the ghostly pale face of Shinji Ikari ... or the Red Mage Azeron , Keeper of the Third Tower of Sorcery.
You tell GILDE : Thanks for the Evening , need to log , laters all
You start casting Voyage Home
You entered Third Tower of Sorcery
Madelz tells GILDE : nite
Maus tells GILDE : nn hun
Cyrus tells GILDE : nite slacker
Aristian tells DWRed Mages : nite man
You wish to leave THE WORLD ?
Are you Sure ?
Thank you for playing THE WORLD
Tired the boy went into the Bathroom , he finished his business there without turning the lights on and scuffled into bed.
A/N : Typical DW Raidday i assure you g, thanks to all the People who had no objections participating in my fic , hrhr , yes i asked em P
Small addendums for non Mmorpg Players who try to read this
DPS : Damage per Second, Damagedealer classes
OTU : Ogre time Units ... equal rougly minutes , but depending on the Ogres mood
Assault Team : a bunch of groups that venture out to kill BIG MOBS
Mob / Mobs : Monsters
MA : Mainassist , all Raid attacks targets designated by that Person, unless they got specific targets.
Aggro : a measure how much likely it is the Monster attacks a certain person.
All damage and specific abilities generate aggro and a few reduce it.
Add : Add itional mob, usually unwanted or scripted monster that helps other Monsters
) ;P ;) P : Smiley faces indicating ... ah nm ... you guys know those P
Special Thanks to my Guild Darkwind for all those funny years of pwning )