Colby groaned inwardly, as the bell rang yet again. Having lost a bet to Megan, he was stuck here. So far, it had been a disaster! The first date, had claimed that her father's barber was a serial killer, while the second one was no better, asking annoying questions and repeating the phrase, 'Say no more.' The young agent had no hopes for the next date.
"I'm Josephine" she introduced herself with a smile. She seemed to be wearing a purple wig. "And I work as a Barista at Starbucks."
"I'm an FBI agent" Colby said.
"What exactly kinda cases do FBI agents do, that are different from the police?" she asked with sincere interest.
"Kidnap cases that cross state lines, certain kind of fraud cases…….."
"I know something about fraud cases!" she began. Colby noticed her features get tense. "Just last week, a bastard sold me a parrot that was dead!"
"Dead?" Colby couldn't believe that someone would be dumb enough to buy a dead animal.
"It had passed on!" She began impatiently and just got angrier, as well as louder as her tirade went on. "It had expired, gone to meet its maker, it was a stiff, Bereft of life, it rested in peace, if the asshole shop owner hadn't nailed it to the perch,IT WOULD HAVE BEEN PUSHING UP THE DAISIES, IT RAN DOWN THE CURTAIN AND JOINED THE DAMNED CHOIR INVISIBLE!"
Ding!
"Saved by the bell!" Colby thought and moved on to the next date, who looked like she hadn't combed or washed her hair since the beginning of the new millennium.
The End
A/n:This story is kinda a sequel to Megan Does Speed Dating