A/N: Just so we're clear kids… the lost boys refer to "Indians" living in Neverland. I mean no offense, Minna. Just have to give me some time to address it and I think you'll be happy when I'm done with that idea… cause I /am/ going somewhere with my politically incorrectness.

CH 7

"Drop 'em Slightly", Pan ordered. The lost boy called Slightly gave Pan a smart salute.

"Pan you son of a bitch!" Duo protested.

"The gibberish language they speak sounds so much like English" Chibi Heero mused.

"Why are you pretending you don't know us!" Quatre almost sounded pissed.

Pan coughed, "Slightly!"

The bound g boys were flung off the ledge into a nearby waterfall. Slightly ceremoniously jumped in after them.

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOO!"

"Listen up!" Pan addressed the lost boys, "Today is an important day in the war on adults!"

"Pirates suck!"

"Shut up Pan is talking!"

"You shut up, Pan is talking!"

(A fight broke out)

"BOYS! As your fearless leader I have brought you allies who the pirates will have no hope against in a fight! I have brought you NONE OTHER THAN THE ………can I get a drum roll?...the GBoys!"

Cheering and whooping ensued. Pan called for Heero. Chibi Heero scrambled forward, and without warning Pan shoved Heero off the ledge, sending him plummeting after other pilots. Pan's triumphant crow drowned out a cry that sounded a lot like "omae o korosu". The other lost boys joined in. Pan peered over the ledge, and when he saw Slightly crawling onto shore and giving the thumbs up Pan cannonballed off the ledge himself. With mores whoops and cheers, the other lost boys flung themselves into the water too.

Peter Pan bobbed up for air and pushed his soggy mop of red hair out of his eyes to see a circle of mermaids around him giggling.

"Hey Girls,"

"Hi Peter," They chorused.

"Tell us about one of your adventures!" One with short ugly blue hair whined.

"Please Peter!" A second mermaid with big blue eyes and two long blond braids smiled sweetly.

"Hilde, Sally, maybe another time, right now I'm in the middle of something." Peter began to swim toward shore.

"Hey Peter, introduce me to that tall newbie!" a mermaid with short curly brown hair pointed to the string of confused and completely drenched Chibi Gboys, who Slightly had just finished securing to a tree.

"I will, later Catherine!"

"Peter! Now!"

"No, I have to go-"

"Oh don't leave!" the three chorused again (one of the more annoying thing that happens when you spend all day together on a regular basis).

"I'll come visit you girls later"

"Promise?" The mermaids whined in harmony.

Peter approached the shore laughing, calling a "YES" back over his shoulder. The chibi gboys were coughing, choking and regarding the approaching fairy boy suspiciously. Chibi Quatre's goggles were askew across his face, Chibi Trowa's hair was slicked forward, covering both his eyes and creating a hopeless situation for Trowa's vision. Chibi Wufei wore a fierce scowl, with his puffy pants were plastered around his legs in an undignified way, and Chibi Duo looked like he was being choked by the catastrophe formally known as his braid. The prisoners looked like they were having trouble remembering where they were…except Chibi Duo…who looked quite pissed, "FUCKING HELL!" Duo spat some lagoon water out, "Goddamnit Pan! Who ties a bunch of guys together and throws 'em into white water? YOU FUCKING MORON! You could have killed us!"

Chibi Heero laughed manically at Duo's comment as he staggered onto the shore, "Peter let's do that AGAIN!"

Duo sighed, "…death wish like Heero… eh, Fei?"

"Wha-"

"AHHHHH! YOU"RE CHIBI! OH GOD! I'M CHIBI! PAN! WHAT have you done?"

"Nuthin."

"GODDAMNIT PAN! DO you have any idea who you're dealing with? The repercussions this could have? FUCKING HELL! YOU SHRANK INTERNATIONAL TERRORISTS! ARE you out of the fucking skull?"

"…"

"That boy is scary," Chibi Quatre inched closer to Chibi Trowa.

"WHY THE FUCK AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO'S UPSET ABOUT THIS?"

Chibi Heero studied the ranting Duo and whispered to Pan,"…It's like he's trying to communicate with us, I know it…but what does 'international' mean?"

Pan shrugged, "what does 'fuck' mean?"

"HEERO!"

"Eeep!"
"Heero.. It's ME… Duo!"

"Step off, boy."

Chibi Duo looked panicky, "Honey, you don't need that slingshot… Heero, Dontcha know me? ..."

"No."

"huh?...but….It's me…your Duo.."

"What's he talking 'bout Heero?"

"Yeah, Heero- How's he know your name?"

Chibi Heero looked frightened, "I DON'T know, and I don't know HIM!"

"Heh" Duo snickered, "Gods help me, Pan, if I wasn't tied to this tree.."

"But y'ar."

"Hi! I'm Quatre! It's nice to meet you all!" Chibi Quatre beamed.

"Hi Quatre, I'm Peter. These are the lost boys"

"I'm so happy to meet you all."

Duo closed his eyes as if he was trying to ease a migraine, "…kay…Quatre….uh…."

"Hi! What's your name?"

"Quatre…my name is Duo…."

"Hi Duo. Please don't talk to me anymore, okay?"

"What? But Quatre, you're the nice one!"

"Duo, you smell."

"Oh fuck you, Quatre!"

"Hey Duo,"

"What Pan?"

"Stop talking."

"I will not!"

"I'm your captain!"

"You're psychotic!"

"You eat bugs!"

"Wha- "

Duo was knocked unconscious by Pan's unforgiving slingshot.

The other gboys were cut loose and lead peacefully back to the tree house (for real this time) and Duo was carried. The entourage need only approach the tree-house before a chibi lost boy named Tootles came scrambling out to meet them whining Peter's name.

"Uh.. 'Sup Tootles?"

"Indians!"

"What about 'em?"

"They took the mother!"

"Don't care."

"You- you aren't mad at me?"

"Nope. I brought us an even BETTER mother, Tootles, meet Quatre."

Tootles looked very relieved, "Oh. Good."

"Yes, I am good." Pan agreed.

"I'm not a mother!" Chibi Quatre protested, "I'm a BOY"

"Oh, how silly of me," Pan rolled his eyes, "LOST BOYS NEW GAME" Pan announced, " it's House!"

"OH Oh! Oh!" Chibi Quatre began bouncing up and down and waving his hands in the air, "Peter! PETER"

"….yes, Quatre?"

"CAN I BE THE MOTHER? CAN I? CAN I?"

"S'okay with me."

"YAY!"

"LOST BOYS!" Pan addressed his legion, "WE ARE FREE OF THE LENA MOTHER! QUATRE THE INATIONAL TERRIST IS OUT NEW MOTHER"

Pan's ranks roared with approval.

Someone yelled, "HEY Let's go to the Indian camp and thank them!"

Cheers of approval wee heard all around, and the lost boys set off deep into the woods to find the "Indian Camp".