Disclaimer: I don't own anything to do with Mario. I also don't own Arnold Swartchzenegger,or anything else I forgot to mention.

The Tale of A Mad Princess

In the far far away land of Super Mario World…

Princess Peach stared out her window watching the big "turtle" as she called him, known as Bowser approach the castle.

"Here we go again…" She quickly pulled on burglar clothes and slid down a vine that clung to the wall next to her bedroom window. She stealthily snuck around on the ground thinking that no one could see her in her black outfit and skii mask.

Bowser stopped in front of her, "You know I can see you. It's the middle of the afternoon."

Peach's voice held a spectral tone to it as she said, "Noo you caan't."

"Yes I can."

"Noo yoou caan't…"

"Yes I can! …Wait a minute! Why am I arguing with you over whether or not I can see you?"

"Because you can't see me."

"Err…Right. That's it… Stop doing that!" Bowser reached out and grabbed Peach's right arm, pulling her towards him.

Her voice took on a whine, "Oh know! The big turtle found me!"

Suddenly Mario jumped out from no where.

"Itsa him! Mario!" exclaimed Peach.

Mario looked at her funny and started beating Bowser up.

"Come on big turtle! Don't take that from him!"

"Whose side are you on?" asked Mario.

"Yours."

The battle was almost over with Mario winning when Peach spoke out again.

"Come on turtle man! Don't take that from him! He's not even half your size!" Mario punched Bowser and ended that battle.

Bowser rolled over and stood up.

"You haven't seen the last of me!" He made his voice like Arnold Swartchzenegger, "I'll be back…" He did a disco dance and backed off into the shadows, then he just stood there watching Peach and Mario.

"You knowa I can still see you," said Mario.

Bowser scooted over and leaped behind the bushes.

Peach scolded Mario, "You dufus! You scared the big turtle away!"

"HELLO! Are youa crazy? The "bigga turtle" was going to killa you!"

"Yeah, I know." Peach walked off to her room leaving Mario out on the path.

"Peach wait uppa!" Mario ran to catch up with her and she held the door open for him while waiting.

When he finally caught up with her and made it to the door an evil grin formed on Peach's face and she slammed it in his face, locking it as well.

"PEACH! What isa wrong witha you?" Mario walked away from the doors and sat down on the path.

He mumbled, "Sometimesa I don't know what to think abouta her…"

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This is a fic by me sis, da marshmallow, she doesn't have an account so I'ma postin it up for her : ) PLEASE REVIEW! and don't just read...without reviewin...No flames, but criticism welcome.

-blondie91