I don't own Peach, or any Mario characters, I didn't write the song YMCA, and I don't own anything else I forgot to mention.

Chapter 2

War

That night Mario was let into the castle by Peach's little brother, Toad.

"She locked you out again?"

"Yesa…"

XXX The next morning XXX

Boom!

"Take that turtle! Mwahahahaha!"

Mario woke up and looked around his room. He had to dodge as a cannonball broke through his window.

"What in the worlda!"

War music started playing.

"Give it up, Princess!"

"You'll never take me alive!"

Boom!

Mario stood up and looked out his window. His eyes went wide as he viewed the scene below.

Peach was standing on the balcony below him wearing army clothes and standing next to a cannon with several cannonballs to the side of her. She was picking one up and reloading.

Down on the ground in a mini tank sat Bowser. Holes were in the ground all around him where the cannonballs had hit. He wore an army helmet and was playing the war music at full blast.

BOOM!

BOOM!

Mario yelled down at Peach, "Are youa crazy! You coulda be killeda!"

"Who you callin' crazy? This is a war man!"

A grasshopper landed on the bar opposite side of the cannon as Peach reloaded.

BOOM! A cannonball from Bowser came and crashed into the grasshopper.

"Man down!" yelled Peach. "He was a brave shoulder…"

Toad came and stood next to Mario.

"Don't worry about her. Neither one of them can actually aim and hit something."

"I've realizeda that, but stilla I can't helpa being a little worried."

Out on the balcony another cannonball missed Peach. BOOM!

"Is that all you got, Turtle?" She launched a cannonball back. BOOM!

Suddenly the war music faded and "YMCA" started playing.

"How'd that get on this CD…?" asked Bowser.

Peach reloaded, fired, and started singing and dancing.

"YMCA its fun to stay at the YMCA-A!"

"Sometimes I wonder about my sister… Anyway, eventually Peach will somehow hit the tip of one of Bowser's spikes and the 'battle' will be over. They do this almost every week."

"A lot of timesa I wonder about youra sister…"

After a couple of minutes Peach finally decided to stop dancing. She threw in another cannonball and fired.

BOOM! She finally hit the tip of one of Bowser's shell spikes.

He instantly clutched his heart and rolled out of the tank and onto the path.

His voice went into slow mode, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" then it went back to normal pace, "You haven't seen the last of me! You may have won the battle but you haven't won the war!" And with that he jumped up and walked over to behind the bushes.

"You haven't even won one battle yet, Turtle!"

Toad rolled his eyes and wondered off.

Peach looked up and grinned at Mario.

"Wanna cupcake?"

"Sure."

"Well, so do I!" She walked back inside with a crazy smile on her face.

Whya do I evena bother?" sighed Mario.

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My sis says thank ya to all the reviewers so far : )

If you're lookin for another comedy by my sis, be sure to check out 'Sora vs. the 7-Up Machine,' It's a Kingdom Hearts humor fic which you don't really hafta know a lot about Kingdom Hearts to get and it's under my profile so please r and r that: )

Celcius: heh heh...uh the a's at the end of stuff aren't typos or in need of a spell check...It's how Mario talks...or at least on MarioKart lol. Thanks for reviewin!

Casiana1: lol Peach is just plain crazy lol, that's what's wrong with her lol. And thanks for reviewin too: )

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-blondie91