Chapter 4

The Lizard of Marioland

Peach continued skipping down the yellow dirt road until she came upon a blue and purple tent with magical sparkles floating in the air around it. She warily snuck around to the side and formed her arms like she was holding a machine gun.

"I'm Toadstool… Peach Toadstool…" She swerved around the opening and pointed her "gun" into the tent. Sound effects of a machine gun exploded from her lips as she convulsed with the "gun" and pretended to fire upon the inhabitant in the tent.

The lizard, know as Yoshi, just continued to sit in his chair staring at her like she was a complete and total idiot, which was exactly what she was.

Suddenly, Peach stopped her pretend attack and looked at Yoshi.

"Dang, you sure can dodge some bullets! How'd you get your tent to be so bullet proof?" He merely rolled his eyes, pulled out a hot dog, and ate it.

"Fine…Just cuz I tried to kill you a few seconds ago doesn't mean you have to give me the silent treatment." Yoshi waved his green…uh…hand…at her in a signal that he wanted her to leave. "I get the message…Bye…STUPID HEAD!"

He once again waved and she stomped out with a furious expression on her face as she headed back to her castle. The instant she left the lights went out and a black light came on, a disco ball descended from the ceiling, and multiple colors of other lizards that looked like Yoshi came out of the tiny closet they were all crammed into. A disco song started playing and they all began to break dance and whoop with joy.

Peach on the other hand, was completely oblivious to the noise, and continued walking down the path.

XXX That night XXX

"Mission Impossible" music began playing softly in the background as a petite figure dressed in black burglar clothes snuck across the stone floor of Peach's castle.

The robber began climbing the red carpeted stairs and sang a short song to the tune of one of the songs on "Billy Madison," "Burglary is good for me, 'cuz I'll get rich! Tehehe!"

A spot light suddenly descended on the female and it was followed by a voice with an Italian accent.

"Freeza! Everybodya clappa your hands!" Clapping came after it, and then a loud snore echoed through the big building.

"Ooh… the CHACHA SLIDE!"

"Psst…"

"What in the world?"

"Psst… over here!" The girl crept over to where the mysterious voice came from and found a big figure dressed in black as well. His face was none other than Bowser's.

"Hey, wanna team up and rob this place?"

"Now why would I wanna do that?"

"Well, obviously we're both trying to rob this place so why not team up and make things run a bit smoother?"

"I don't see where you're going with this, but why not?"

"I'll go this way and you go that way. Meet me back here in five minutes!" Bowser set off to the right and the girl followed him, tiptoeing so as not to be heard. Bowser entered a guest bedroom where he found a really expensive looking vase and began to load it into his sack. As he held it in his arms he turned to look around the room in search of more valuables and jumped with surprise on seeing the girl. That in turn sent the vase flying through the air and onto the ground. In the next instant, alarms went off and flashy red lights came out of no where lighting up the crime scene.

"You're on your own kid!" exclaimed Bowser as he headed for the exit of the room. Heavy iron bars impeded his progress, leaving him no where to run.

A secret door opened next to that very one as Toad entered the room driving a mini cop car.

"Ok, that's enough. Peach go to bed! I'm tired of this game!"

"Oh, darn… I'll go…" muttered Peach as she removed her ski mask. She sulkily pressed a brick into the wall causing the iron bars to lift up, and walked out of the room in search of her bedroom.

"Bowser, for the last time will you please go home!"

"No."

"Ok…whatever…Good night!" Toad drove the tiny car out and headed off back to his bedroom, leaving Bowser on his own. Mario came down the stairs at the speed of light rubbing his head because he'd hit it on the ceiling when he'd jumped out of bed at the sound of the alarm. He ran right into Bowser, who was heading outside.

"Whata was thata alla 'bout?"

"Did you know you sing in your sleep?"

"Noa… Whya?"

"Because ya do…" The duo stared at each other and then went their separate ways. Mario went to his bedroom and once his head descended onto his pillow he closed his eyes and fell fast asleep.

Five minutes later his voice was echoing throughout the whole castle, "Doa you knowa the Muffina Man? The Muffin Mana? Thea Muffina Man? Yes, I knowa the Muffina Man who lives…" A loud snore then erupted from his lips.

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