Hey everyone! There's a certain thing that I would like to talk about before you get into this chapter. Whya in the worlda do I type Mario's accenta? To tell you the truth, it annoys the heck out of me when I'm typing especially since it makes spell check go crazy…but the reason I keep it up is only because I started out like that, and I don't want an inconsistency to occur. : ) However, if it makes you cringe every time you read his accent, please inform me and if there's enough people who don't like it so much I shall stop. And without further ado…here's the next chapter.

Chapter 8
Carnival of Doom

A super-sized pink Mario Kart was zooming down the highway. Mario, Daisy, and Bowser, along with Peach at the wheel were crammed into the vehicle. Bowser sat in the middle, so Mario had to constantly lean away to stop himself from getting poked by the spikes on the oversized turtle's back.

"Whya in the worlda did I evera consent to letting you drivea?" asked Mario.

"Do you expect me to read your mind or something? How in tarnation am I supposed to know?"

Before Mario could answer, a different song came on the radio and Bowser turned it up full blast.

Other Mario Karts whirred by them, as Peach stepped on the gas.

Bowser, Daisy, and she began singing at the top of their lungs, "Goin' down the highway! Lookin' for adventure…BORN TO BE WILD!" The car swerved crazily, and Mario's screams were drowned out by the blaring music. Everyone else began to head bang, the steady bang, bang, bang going with the beat. Peach hit her head on the steering wheel repetitively, causing it to honk. "BORN TO BE WILD!"

The Mario Kart once again veered, wildly over the road; barely missing several collisions with oncoming traffic. Finally, when the song ended Peach turned the volume back down.

"That was fun!" exclaimed Daisy happily.

Mario's gloved hands tightly clenched the seat, and his face was the mirror image of panic. His hat had flown into his lap, and his hair stuck out straight.

He turned his head slowly towards Peach...like those creepy dolls you always see in the movies.

"You could've gotten usa killeda!"

"You can take that goofy expression off your face now!" teased Peach.

"Actuallya…I can'ta." In truth Mario's face was stuck like a needle to super glue.

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard," stated Daisy.

"Uh…whya were you guysa banging your head againsta hard objectsa?"

"That's what you do when you head bang, duh!" Mario's facial muscles began to relax, as well as his hair and his face returned to normal.

Another song came on the radio, and Bowser instantly reached to turn up the volume.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Mario swatted the giant turtle's paw away like a fly.

"Sheesh, Mr. Grumpy Gills. We just want some music!" exclaimed Peach.

"You cana get yourselvesa killeda when I'm out of the cara!"

"Are we there yet?" asked Bowser.

"No…" said Mario.

"Are we there yet?" inquired Daisy innocently.

"No," said Mario.

"Are we there yet?" repeated Bowser.

"NO! WE ARE NOTA THERE YETA!"

"Liar, Liar, mustache on fire; hanging from my car tire!" shouted Peach, causing the car to jerk slightly. "We're here!" She drove the Mario Kart into a deserted parking lot.

A big amusement park stood over them with a big neon sign that said, "Unwelcome to WarioLand! The most diabolical amusement park around!"

"Oh, I thought it was 'Liar, Liar, pants on fire…" said Bowser.

"I improvised, cuz he's wearing overalls."

"Couldn'ta you have just said 'overallsa' thena?" asked Mario.

Before anyone could retort, a voice with a thick Italian accent blared over a loud speaker.

"Finally, the victims…err I mean guests have arrived!" All four of them got out of the car with Mario dragging his feet in the back of the group.

"Whya am I herea…? I don'ta even likea roller coastersa…" They strolled leisurely across the deserted parking lot, and as they were about to cross the final stretch of concrete that separated them from the park, tumbleweed rolled by in front of them.

"That was weird…" stated Daisy. Everyone shrugged as they entered the front gate.

"Where to first?" asked Bowser.

"The roller coaster!" shouted Daisy and Peach in unison. Mario sighed, knowing they would drag him on against his will. They strolled through the deserted park, until finally they came to the roller coaster known as the Mario Killer. Mario gulped.

"Look, no lines!" exclaimed Peach merrily as she raced to the top.

Mario halted where he was, "I thinka I'll passa on thisa one…" It was worth a try…right?

"Haha very funny!" Peach and Daisy locked arms with the Italian and dragged him to the top.

"No…NO…NOOOOO! I wasa being serious!" They threw him in a seat with Bowser, and the princesses sat in front of them. The roller coaster began moving on its own, and they were moving up the first hill…slowly. In fact they were going so slow that a snail flew past them. Where'd it get the wings? That's a good question.

The rickety old roller coaster began to creak as the coaster neared the top. Mario's heart was beating rapidly as it began to slant over the first curve. He closed his eyes in fear as the speed suddenly increased and the coaster crested the top like a surfer on the waves, and went straight down. The ride lacked sturdy lap bars, so Peach stood up with her arms outstretched over her head.

"Woohoo!" she screamed as the coaster accelerated with the downhill decent. Daisy soon joined her, and Bowser attempted to do so, but got stuck underneath the lap bar. Unlike them…poor Mario had his eyes closed, clinging to the handle bars for dear life; voice caught in his throat so he was only able to scream:

"I'ma gonna DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!" and nothing more. Up and over another massive hill they went, the next drop steeper than the first one. They went over several loops; hanging suspended upside down for a few seconds on each one, and up and down several more mountains of track. A loud chomping sound echoed within Mario's ears; getting closer…and closer…and closer. Despite himself, Mario opened his eyes to see what was making the noise. He immediately regretted it when the noise-making object came into view.

It was a large set of mechanical teeth with sharp incisors, crashing down over the track.

Painted on the gums was a phrase: "Mmmm…Mario…" Mario began hyperventilating, while Peach, Daisy, and Bowser only screamed in delight at the new thrill. Within seconds they were in front of the teeth. They made it through just as the ketchup stained pearly whites chomped down; barely scraping Mario's back. He just had time to sigh in relief before there was a sudden drop as they flew off what looked like a hard tongue. Mario's cheeks flapped with the g-force, as they zoomed over the track faster than you could sing the first line of the "Ghostbuster" theme song.

The coaster suddenly jerked to a halt, as it reached the landing where they had gotten onto the ride. During that final drop, Mario had stopped breathing and his breath rushed out in an explosive sigh of relief. And he'd thought the car ride over to the park had been bad…

Peach and Daisy leaped out, giving each other high fives and screaming in pure delight.

"Let's do that again!"

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Mario shouted, jumping out of the cart and hugging the ground.

Bowser was having difficulty getting out, past the lap bar.

"Uh…guys? A little help here would be nice."

"Suck it in, Turtle Man!" The roller coaster turned back on, and Bowser took off on his lonesome trapped in his seat. He shrugged.

"Nananana I getta ride it again!"

Peach crossed her arms, "No fair! Oh well, what ride next?" Not wanting to go on the roller coaster again, Mario decided to go with the lesser of two evils.

"How abouta we just go looka arounda and find somethinga nice?" he suggested.

"Nice? We're looking for wild!"

Mario mumbled something under his breath dejectedly as the trio began walking off in search of another ride. Bowser's screams filled their ears, as the ride came to a halt and took off again.

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I'm terribly sorry for the long wait! Thank you my splendiferous reviewers for reviewing! So far, the plan is to continue the next chapter off of this one so hopefully it won't take nearly as long since I have a definite starting point. Please be sure to drop off a review on your way out: )

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Disclaimer: I do not own Mario Bros., The song 'Born to Be Wild' (I'm not sure who sings it…), Ghostbusters, I guess I should mention the 'Liar, Liar pants on fire' phrase…, and I also don't own anything that I forgot to mention which is obviously not mine.