Chapter 2:
Author's Note- Okay, I hope You like this chapter. Yes, I know some of it you wont get, but that's going to be explained in the next chapter. I would like to give a special thanks to my first reviewer A.M. Angel. You were so nice and I would like to thank you for your support. Don't you feel special.D
Disclaimer- Please, it's not mine Don't sue me and I won't sue you.
Brittney comes bursting through the door yelling proudly "After four freaking hours and losing eight freaking jobs, we have come home successful!" Brittney looks around and yells "Where are you guys!"
"Sleeping! Shut up!" Audrey and Adrianna scream from upstairs. Silence through the entire house.
"I'm going to watch some T.V." Alaina says.
"Yeah, and I'll get the internet." Brittney responds. Alaina sits down on the mats in the living room and watches some anime that she's never seen. Brittney sets her laptop up and searches the internet for fanfictionswhen her cell phone rings.
"Hello?" Brittney answers. "Oh, hey boss what's goin' on? ... How many? ... Ahh, good. Do you have their names? … Okay, I'll hold on." Brittney uses this time to write down a few names. "… Okay then. Do they have any specific time to pick up? … Does six o' clock sound good? … Mie Café? Okay, see you tomorrow boss." And Brittney hangs up as soon as Adrianna walks in.
"What are you doing, Brittney?" Adrianna asks.
"Checking my voice mail." Brittney answers.
"Were there any messages?" Adrianna asks.
"One from my mom making sure we were here and whole."
"I think we all would expect that from her."
"She also said not to cause trouble."
"Too late for that!" Adrianna laughs. "So where are you working?"
"Oh, some fashion shop. Our boss is so awesome!" Brittney answers. "How about you?"
"Oh, we're working at a restaurant. Our uniforms are so cool! Audrey's looks better than mine though."
"Why?"
"Well, because she's playing her flute for entertainment. You should see it."
"You guys weren't kidding when you said fancy restaurant, did you?"
"Nope we start tomorrow at ten thirty a.m." Adrianna answers.
"Can we switch jobs?"
"No… Why?"
"We start at seven a.m."
"Well, you guys can take the BMW and Audrey and I will walk to work, since it's just a fifteen minutes walk."
"I love you Adrianna." Brittney says right as Alaina walks in.
Alaina gasps "Brittney, you're cheating on me!"
"Alaina I could never cheat on you." (Just for the record, they do do this in real life so don't blame me for copying the series. It's all their fault!)
"I will never forgive you."
"Will you if I keep you up all night?"
"That just might do it." Alaina and Brittney both laugh while highfiving each other.
"Another restless night again I see." Audrey says behind Adrianna.
"Woah! Where'd you come from?" Adrianna jumps.
"Area 51... No! I mean up there... No! I mean..." Audrey says while Adrianna cracks up. "Who's dry humor sucks now?"
"Still yours." Brittney says.
"That's cold."
"That's life."
"No, that's you." Audrey mumbles under her breath, but Brittney still hears her. She just chooses not to say anything about it. "Adrianna, where's the money?"
"In the cupboard, why?"
"I'm going to go get some groceries" Audrey answers.
"I'll go with you." Alaina says
"Okay, but I'm driving." Audrey says picking up the keys.
"Fine, butI want to rent some movies."
"No we have a budget." Adrianna reminds."Besides, I've got all the movies we need."
"How many did you bring, Adrianna?" Brittney asks.
"About 20."
"Did you bring the 'Mighty Python' movies?" Alaina asks.
"Maybe." Adrianna answers.
"Who's up for buying a load of popcorn?" Alaina asks.
"Okay, but we're getting the cheap kind." Audrey says.
"Fine, but i get to pick the dishes we buy." Alaina says as they walk out the door.
"Okay, I didn't know you had such taste in kitchen ware." Audrey says.
"Well we have to have something to hit the evil chipmunks in our house with." Alaina answers.
"Evil chipmunks?"
"Yeah, while i was watching T.V. these cute little chipmunks scurry across the floor, then they look straight at me. I swear their eyes were red! And I'm pretty sure they were glaring at me too. Audrey please don't let the evil chipmunks getme!"
"Alaina, would you chill out!" Audrey says backing up the BMW. "There's no such thing as an evil chipmunk."
"Yes there is! I have proof!" Alaina says holding up a torn up sock. "They got the sock man!"
"Alaina, there's a lot of maple syrup stains on it. That's probably what they're after."
"No, it's their little sauce they put over it!"
"Alaina, you did that on the flight over here, remember?"
"Fine, turn against me, like everyone else!"
"I haven't turned against you, Alaina."
"Oh no, the chipmunks brainwashed you!"
"Alaina, shut up. I need to concentrate on my driving."
"Why'd you change the subject?" Alaina accuses.
"Because, if you cause me to get in a wreck, I will never let you live it down. Am I understood!"
"Crystal, sir." Alaina says as Audrey parks the car.
Meanwhile, back with Adrianna and Brittney...
"Brittney, look chipmunks! They're so adorable!"
"Keep those away from me!"
"Why?"
"Because, it's eyes are red and I think they're glaring at me."
"Aww, c'mon you know chipmunks can't glare!"
"Get them away, I say!"
"But-"
"WillI need to hurt you to put my point across?"
"No ma'am." Adrianna pouts.
"Good, now I'm going to call Audrey to warn Laney about those things." Brittney says dialing Audrey's number.
"Hello?" Audrey answers.
"Hey AQudrey, this is Brittney. Can I talk to Laney, please?"
"Sure." Audrey says handing the phone to Alaina. "It's your sister."
"Hello?" Alaina says.
"Alaina, just so you know... some of the animals around here aren't really friendly."
"The chipmunks got you too huh?" Alaina asks.
"Yup."
"Hold on," Alaina says.
"Alright."
Alaina looks at Audrey slyly. "What?" Audrey asks.
"Brittney just told me the proof I needed."
"About the chipmunks?"
"Yeah, hear it and weep." Alaina holds the phone out to Audrey.
"Brittney?"
"Yeah?"
"Is it true about the chipmunks?"
"Yes, in fact, one is glaring at me even as we speak." Brittney says. Audrey looks at Alaina who's doing the loser sign at her.
"Okay, well I'll see you later. I have someone to take care of." And with that Audrey hangs up.
"C'mon Audrey, you know what happened last time you chose to pick a fight with someone."
"That was to save your skin!"
"Sure,I could have taken him."
"He had a dagger! And I think we should take this somewhere at the house."
"Why?"
"Because people are staring at us." Audrey says calmly. The people continue to stare at them. "I do wish you'd stop staring." No reaction. "Hey! People, nothing to see! So go back to your dull, insignificant lives!" People start scurrying away.
"Yeah, yelling always gets you what you want." A voice behind Audrey says.
"Ahhhhhhhhh!" Audrey screams as Alaina starts cracking up at the face she made.
"Hey, they should've listened sooner." Audrey says turning around top see a guy with white hair and a jacket on. "So tell me, is that your natural hair color?"
"As a matter of fact, yes." The guy answers.
"Interesting... My name's Audrey and this is my good friend Alaina." Audrey bows to the guy.
"My name's Hatsuharu, Pleased to meet you." He says bowing back.
"Like wise." Alaina says.
"So now you tell me, are you from around here?" Hatsuharu asks.
"No, we're American." Alaina answers.
"Do all Americans dress like that?"
"Why? Is something wrong with our outfits?"
"Well, most women here wear skirts or kimonos"
"I'd never be caught dead in a skirt!" Alaina yells. "I bet that's not even your real hair color."
"Alaina, he already said it was."
"Riiiiighht."
"So how old are you?" Audrey asks Hatsuharu.
"Sixteen."
"Wow! So are we." Audrey says.
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"Wow, I thought shorty over there was fourteen."
"What! C'mon I can take you! Say that to my face!" Alaina rants
"I'm sure you could."
"Please, settle down Alaina." Audrey says.
"But-"
"Violence isn't the answer to everything."
"Well it's the answer to this." Alaina says.
"No it's not."
"Yes it is."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes." And they just keep on going until Audrey gives up by saying "Fine, you know what? Go ahead! See if I care if you get hurt. I'm not saving you skin this time! I'm gonna go purchase the food. Somedays I wonder why I'm friends with you." She leaves Haru and Alaina alone.
"Go apologize to her." He says.
"Why?"
"Because I'll do something you'll regret."
"That's alright with me, so long as it doesn't bring anyone harm."
"Okay." Haru walks off.
Alaina smile proudly. "I win." Alaina mumbles. It's not long before she hears a scream and a loud 'THWAP' "...'Ding!' Oh crap! Audrey are you okay?" Alaina yells as she's running in Audrey direction. Alaina gets there as Haru says "She said it was fine if I kissed you."
'Oh crap!' Alaina think to herself.
Audrey turns to Alaina and says "Alaina Jane Garrison!"
'Oh crap! She used the full name! I'm gonna die! So long world and all the manga in it!' Alaina thinks backing away from Audrey. "I'm sorry! I didn't know he would do this!"
"I'm going to yell at you when we get in the car."
"Okay."
"And Alaina..."
"Yes?"
"I forgive you."
"Really?" Her whole face brightens up.
"Yes, but I'm still going to yell at you in the car." Alaina moans at this. "And Hatsuharu?"
"Yes?"
"You're a real jerk for doing that."
"Okay then, see you around." And Haru walks off. Alaina and Audrey get what they need, buy it, and get in the car.
'Maybe Audrey forgot about it.' Alaina thinks.
"Alaina!" Audrey yells inside the car.
'That would be a hell no.' Alaina thinks.
"If you think for one second that I'm mad at you!... You're wrong."
"What?"Alaina says 'Ding!' "You liked the kiss didn't you!"
"There was no kiss." Audrey answers.
"What?"
"Well Hatsuharu came up to me and told me he had an idea to make you regret not apologizing to me. So I agreed, screamed, then highfived him. Stung my hand though." Audrey answers."He startedto say something when he heard you coming."
"Audrey's got two boyfriends!" Alaina teases.
"I don't have a boyfriend."
"Riiiiiighht."
"Say that word agian and see what happens!" Audrey threatens pulling up the driveway. Audrey and Alaina walk into the house to hear a stereo blaring somewhere in the house. Alaina and Audrey look at each other, Alaina goes to put the groceries away while Audrey heads upstairs to turn the loud off-tune singing off.
"Hey!" Brittney and Adrianna yell as Audrey turns the stereo off. "What do you think you're doing!"
"Saving the cops a trip over here."
"It wasn't that loud!" Brittney says.
"No, but you're singing was."
"Hey!" Brittney yells.
"Oh, yes it was."
"Listen to the giant." Alaina walks in.
"There's a first Alaina." Adrianna says. Alaina starts to get repetitive of others, which is never good, so Audrey says cheerfully "Who up for some popcorn and Mighty Python!"
Alaina shifts back to happy mode "Alright, let's seek the holy grale!" Then Alaina runs out.
"If anyone's got a grenade, count to three!" Audrey says with a british accent and following Alaina.
So the group sits down and watches T.V. till 11:30. Alaina goes to her bedroom downstars while Brittney, Audrey and Adrianna go to bed upstairs.
"Goodnight Alaina! Goodnight Brittney! Goodnight Adrianna!" Audrey yells.
"Goodnight!"
"Fine, do it the simple way." Audrey mumbles.
"Oh, by the way, you guys have blind dates tomorrow!" Brittney yells faintly, but everyone still hears her and is banging on her door the next second.
"Brittney!" Audrey yells 'bang bang bang!'
Brittney opens the door. "I thought you guys would be too tired to hear that."
"You were dead wrong!" Adrianna yells.
"Why the hell did you take him up on his offer Brittney!" Alaina asks.
"Who's offer?" Audrey questions.
"Our boss, Ayame Sohma." Alaina answers for Brittney.
"He offered dates!" Adrianna yells.
"With three of his cousins." Brittney answers.
"But there's four of us." Audrey says.
"Yeah." Brittney answers.
"Oh no! Brittney you're coming with us no matter what!" Audrey says.
"Sorry that's life."
"No that's just you again." Audrey says. She also gets a glare from Brittney "Please, don't hurt me! I'm sorry!...OW! I said I was sorry."
"That's from last time." Brittney says calmly.
"What are their names?" Adrianna asks defeated.
" That, you will know tomorrow." Brittney snickers.
" Might wanna get some sleep, we all have early sarts tomorrow."
" All of us?" Adrianna asks confused.
"Yup."
"Whatever, let's just go to bed." Alaina says.
"Okay, goodnight again. Unless Brittney has more surprises." Audrey looks at Brittney.
"No, so quit looking at me like that." Brittney responds.
"Okay then, I'll see you all in the morning." Audrey walks into her room and leaves Alaina, Brittney, and Adrianna to talk amongst them- selves. It isn't long until they hear her scream.
"I swear, does the world not want me to sleep tonight?"
"What happened?" Brittney asks.
"There's a rabbit in my room!" Audrey says coming out of ther room with a rabbit in hand.
"Well, go set it free."
"That's whatI'm doing." Audrey says heading down stairs. Audrey sets the rarbbit down outside the door, turns to walk back in when she hears...
"You stupid Rabbit! Why'd you go into that girl's room?"
"Who's there?" Audrey demands turning back outside, but all she sees is arabbit and a cat. "I must be hearing things, yeahthat's it." Audrey thinks aloud.She goes back into hear...
"Smooth one, Kyo."
"I swear, every time you open your mouth!"
"WAAAAAHHH!" Audrey runs out saying. "Okay, I definetly heard something!" But all she sees is a cat and a rabbit fighting. "Hey break it up you two." Audrey says parting the two. "Now, get out of here." And the rabbit and cat leave. Audrey walks back into a dark house, so she's stumbling up the stairs a lot. She walks into her room, collapses on the bed after setting her alarm, and falls asleep.
Author's Note- Wow, Finally I have uploaded! Now for what i promised you... BLOOPERS!D
(at store) Audrey- Hey Alaina, could you hand me that bag socan get some peaches?
Alaina- Sure, hold on.(she reaches up for a bag and fall into the shelf, which starts a chain reaction type thing and it lands on Hatsuharu.)
Haru- Owwwwwwww...
Audrey- Oh my god! Are you alright!
Alaina- Ehhhhh, he'll get over it.
Haru- She's right, if it was anyone but me, they would be dead.
Alaina- Oh okay. (they walk out and leave Haru under the shelves.)
I'm so sorry! But my other friends weren't around! please don't sue me for that either.