Insert Coin to Continue
Written by Shaun Garin
Megatokyo is owned by Fred Gallagher.
A
coin. A facet of humanity.
The
world abridges along the road towards finality.
I
can't feel my legs.
Whenever
I stand, I fall.
I
play the game, but I play poorly.
Whenever
I see it, I can't grasp it.
That
one lingering power up, finally away.
I
can't understand the dialogue.
The
plot is thin, my actions weak.
You
do not know what is missing.
Till
things are finally gone.
My
aim, unremarkable.
My
tactics, undefined.
Whenever
I see it, I can't perform it.
My
l33t skills are gone beyond compare.
A
sidescroller am I.
2D
to the last.
Doom
or Quake has nothing on me.
I
finally see why.
The
last bit of Boo.
The
Finality of the Game.
Can
I finally find my release?
And
become 3D once more?
Is
this how things end?
Can
I finish what I started?
Will
the game end?
Can
I insert coin to continue?
Who knows.
