Insert Coin to Continue

Written by Shaun Garin

Megatokyo is owned by Fred Gallagher.

A coin. A facet of humanity.
The world abridges along the road towards finality.
I can't feel my legs.

Whenever I stand, I fall.
I play the game, but I play poorly.
Whenever I see it, I can't grasp it.
That one lingering power up, finally away.

I can't understand the dialogue.
The plot is thin, my actions weak.
You do not know what is missing.
Till things are finally gone.

My aim, unremarkable.
My tactics, undefined.
Whenever I see it, I can't perform it.
My l33t skills are gone beyond compare.

A sidescroller am I.
2D to the last.
Doom or Quake has nothing on me.
I finally see why.

The last bit of Boo.
The Finality of the Game.
Can I finally find my release?
And become 3D once more?

Is this how things end?
Can I finish what I started?
Will the game end?
Can I insert coin to continue?

Who knows.