Chapter 4:

Author's note: Hello again! Sorry I haven't updated in a while, but school and athletics comes first! I'm even thinking of joining my school tenis team... maybe even do basketball while I'm at it... Anywayyyyy, here's the fourth chapter and just so's ya know... it's Brittney's turn for an interview, but she'll be reading letters instead.

Disclaimer: I don't own FB in anyway possible, okay? No naggie me and I no hurtie you.

Alaina begins walking out the door when Audrey says "Wow! You guys look amazing. Alaina, How Mine got you to wear that I'll never know. Adrianna, that is so beautiful, I love the dragons on it."

"Why thank you." Alaina says showing off her black, sleeveless dress, with white buttons going diagonally across the white line going from the collar that was one inch above her neck to the bottom of her right arm hole. Adrianna twirls around in her blue sleeveless dress with gold and red dragons surrounded by clouds.

"You look pretty too Audrey-sama." Audrey smiles at this compliment. She does a model-like pose, she has on a pink flowery dress that goes down to her sleeves, a v-neck, and elbow sleeves. All three of them have their hair down. Adrianna's the usual curly, Alaina the usual bushed straight (since it was so short), and Audrey had her hair down and straightened to show off her highlighted hair. (If you don't remember, go to chapter one for reference.)

"Yeah, too bad it's PINK!" Alaina says which makes Audrey's smile fades away.

"Hey, I told you! It wasn't my choice!"

"Well, of course it was, Audrey-sama!" Ayame says.

"What?"

"Yes, didn't you suggest the color pink for a dress?"

"A dress, not MY dress!"

"But you look ravishing in it just the same, my dear!" Ayame smiles. Brittney gets a suspicious look.

"What happened be-" Brittney was cut off by Audrey rambling extremely fast. (Yeah, that's not suspicious)

"Now's not the time for such trivial questions." Audrey says quickly. "Now hurry, we mustn't be late for our dates!" Audrey grabs Alaina and starts dragging her out the door "C'mon, Alaina!"

"Wait, did I miss something?" Alaina asks being pulled along.

"No, Audrey!" Brittney yells. Audrey stops dead 'Crap, this is it, she's going to ask the question and I can't lie to her! The woman thinks she's god, for crying out loud!'

"You must follow me! I AM God after all!" Everyone walks out of the store (following Brittney, of course), except for Mine.

"Why is Ayame coming with us?" Audrey asks climbing into the car last.

"Because I asked him to and I said so." Brittney says with a glint in her eye. Now it was Audrey's turn to get suspicious.

"Brittney, what are you-"

"Silence! You will remain silent for the rest of the drive there, am I understood?" Brittney glares at Audrey through the rearview mirror.

"Yes, ma'am." Audrey replies grudgingly then mumbles "Bully."

"What was that?"

"Nothing." Audrey says in a sing song voice.

"I'm sure it was." Brittney continues glaring then looks away as she pulls out of the parking lot. Adrianna had the left window, Alaina had the middle seat, and Audrey had the right window.

"Aww, how come you guys get the window seats?" Alaina whines.

"Respect us, Alaina. You know not the position you are in right now." Audrey says.

"Respect YOU?" Alaina asks. "I think not, Miss –I –have –better –English –skills –than -you."

"Hey, settle down back there. Or do I need to have Ayame switch seats with someone?"

"No, we're good!" The trio answers quickly.

"Oh, c'mon girls?" Ayame pleads.

"No!" They answer again. Ayame whines at this.

Audrey and Alaina glare at each other the rest of the way mouthing 'Hell no!' or 'Respect me.' All of which Adrianna was completely oblivious to.

"Brittney?" Adrianna asks

"Yes?"

"Could you tell us their names now?"

"Let me think… no." Brittney answers nonchalantly.

"Why not?"

"Because, that's one less thing to talk about." Complete and utter silence follows this remark until…

"Respect." Audrey says

"No." Alaina says.

"Respect."

"No."

"Respect!"

"No!"

"Respect!"

"No!"

"RESPECT!"

"NO!"

"Shut up!" Brittney yells.

"Yes ma'am." Audrey and Alaina say simultaneously.

"Ah, look, we're here!" Ayame sighs with relief mentally. Everyone climbs out of the car.

"Hey, you guys?" Adrianna asks.

"Yes?" Alaina and Audrey ask.

"Could you just try to get along for the dates?"

"…" Audrey thinks. "Yeah, I guess you're right Adrianna. I mean, it's not like Brittney rigged the dates or anything…" Everyone turns to Brittney who's laughing nervously at that moment.

"Brittney…" The trio starts.

"Now, hold on just a second, girls." Ayame interrupts. "It was for your own good." The girls just glare at him, since he's too hot to hurt him in anyway.

Alaina glances at Brittney and sighs. "Okay Brittney, who do I have?" Brittney beams and hugs Alaina tightly "Don't think you're off the hook." Brittney backs off immediately.

"Okay, well, Alaina… You get the shorter one of the group. Just don't let him hug you or vice versa., you know how you hate hugs. He hates 'em too." Alaina glares at this whilst Audrey laughs hysterically.

"Aww, a midget for a midget."

"You want to start something?"

"Audrey…" Brittney interrupts. "You get the leader of the group. Watch out he's a bit authoritative. Oh, and don't touch him in any way, he doesn't like hugs either."

"That I am proud of." Audrey turns to Alaina.

"And Adrianna…" Brittney continues to stop another fight. "You get the tallest one of the group. Be a bit cautious, he tends to be a little like you. He doesn't like hugs either.

"Apparently, the only thing our guys have on common, is they don't like hugs."

"Yes, well just go on in and wait till they come up to you." Brittney says.

"How do they know who we are?" Alaina asks demandingly.

"Well, I kind of… gave them pictures of you and they chose which one they wanted to go out with." Brittney says in one breath.

"You What?" Audrey asks.

"I'm. Going. To. Hurt. You!" Alaina starts.

"I've got connections here!" Brittney threatens. Audrey almost dares ask how, but refrains from doing so for fear of what one would call her 'sanity'. Alaina shuts up immediately.

'Whoa, she actually believed me! How stupid can she be? Oh my god, is Audrey turning paler by the second? That's right, fear me little ones!' Brittney laughs to herself.

"Just go inside, and I'll see you when I get home." Brittney says. With out hesitation they start walking to the door. Once they get inside, Audrey sighs with relief and Alaina relaxes just a bit.

"Was Audrey scared of Brittney?" Alaina teases. Adrianna laughs at this.

"No, I wasn't afraid for myself per say, but I was afraid for my sanity. Unlike you, I still have some left."

"Take that back." Alaina threatens.

"No."

"Take it back."

"No."

"Take it back!"

"Ask me that one more time, and that picture of you in your costume from last Halloween is going all over the internet!"

"You wouldn't dare!"

"Oh, I would. I can see it now, 'Alaina likes Cheerleaders! Read all about it!'" Audrey starts.

"No! I'll curse you!" Alaina says in front of a bench with three men sweat-dropping.

"Now do you mean a spell or a curse? But I highly doubt you could use that stuff on me." Audrey says.

Alaina has an 'I was joking.' Face on, but goes along with it. "What's the difference?"

"Interesting question..." Audrey begins. "You see, spells are more often temporary and easier to remove, but curses, they are a bit more permanent and most likely involve something very risky to remove it. Take your Zelda games for instance."

"Hey you're right!" Alaina and Adrianna say

"Have I ever been wrong?" Audrey asks.

"Well-" Alaina starts.

"That was rhetorical." Audrey interrupts.

"Ehem." A voice says behind her. The three girls look back to see a guy with long black hair who was wearing a black suit with a dark green tie. "You three ladies wouldn't happen to be our dates… would you?"

"Well, it depends. What are their names?"

"Alaina, Audrey, and Adrianna." The guy says.

"Yup! That'd be us!" Alaina chimes in. "My name's Alaina, nice to meet ya!" Alaina bows.

Adrianna giggles "Yes, hello. I'm Adrianna." Adrianna bows.

"Well, I am known as Audrey. It's a pleasure to meet you." Audrey bows then asks "What are you names?"

(I could easily do a cliffhanger here, you know that right? But I can't since Alaina is holding a knife to my throat saying 'You do, and you die!' So… On with the fanfiction!)

"Well my name's Momiji!" A little boy with blond hair and had on a white shirt with black pants and a red jacket. "It's nice to see you face to face."

"It certainly is." A man with long light brown hair and in brown pants and a white shirt says. "My name is Ritsu. I'm sorry for not introducing myself earlier."

"Oh, there's no need to be sorry Ritsu." Adrianna starts, but was cut off by the last guy.

"Well anyway, the pleasure is all ours. You may call me Akito." All three of them bow at the same time.

'Show offs.' Alaina thinks.

"Miss Adrianna, I hope you don't mind being my date for tonight." Ritsu says.

"No, not at all. I'd be honored." Adrianna says linking arms with him and walking to the seating podium.

"Ooh! Ooh! Alaina, would you like to be my date tonight?" Momiji asks.

"Sure." Alaina says being grabbed by the hand and trailing after Ritsu and Adrianna.

Akito turns to Audrey smiling. "Well it's just you and me. Shall we?" He gestures to the door.

"Why not?" Audrey smiles then begins walking with him.

"Table for six please?" Ritsu says.

"Very well." The woman says. "If you'll follow me, there's an empty table this way." They follow the woman to a table that was right next to the window and a little ways away from the door.

"So, tell us about yourselves." Momiji says. "Like where are you from?"

Alaina gets an evil glare. "We are from America… and we have no money to get home. Because SOMEONE'S SISTER who just happened to be our chaperone is SO IRRESPONSIBLE…"

Audrey interrupts her. "I think they get the point Alaina."

Alaina continues "Well, besides the fact that we're broke… I can make a grown man cry. Point to any guy in here, and I bet you I can take 'em down!" They sweat-drop

"In lighter news…" Audrey tries to change the subject. "I love to play the flute."

"Well, we are from Texas." Adrianna begins.

"Oh, yeah! Lone star state baby!" Alaina interrupts.

"Flute? You play that?" Akito asks.

"Yes, so does Adrianna. But Alaina, she plays percussion." Audrey answers.

"Maybe you could play something for us sometime." Momiji says.

"Yeah, sure. We can do that if you want." Adrianna offers. Both Audrey and Adrianna look over at Alaina. "Right Alaina?"

"What are you looking at me for? Yeah I'm fine with it." Alaina looked confusingly at them.

"Just checking." Adrianna says.

"Well, is there anything else you girls like to?"

"Hmm, bowling, swimming, and white water rafting is pretty fun. I'm telling you that right now." Audrey says and laughs.

"Me, I like to read. Read, read, and read." Alaina says smiling.

Adrianna laughs. "I don't really have anything I like to do, but I LOVE to draw. In fact the three of us love to write."

"Well, anyway. Enough about us. Tell us about yourselves." Audrey says. So the majority of the dinner went like that, until a certain headache did a certain something…

"Anyway, I find it very cool that you can get almost anything in vending machines here." Audrey says.

Akito laughs at this "Well, since I've grown up with it, it's pretty much normal here."

Audrey was going to say something to this until she heard Alaina humming a very familiar tune…

Here we are, dear old friend.

You and I, drunk again.

Laughs have been had and tears have been shed.

Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head…

"Alaina?" Audrey asks.

"Yes?"

"Could you please quit humming that song?"

"Why Audrey?" Alaina smirks at this. "Does it… bother you?"

"I uh, y-, n, maybe." Audrey replies.

MEANWHILE

"What's going on! What's going on!" Brittney yells inside the van with monitor equipment.

"I don't know, Yuki, dear brother what's going on over there?" Ayame asks into the headset.

"Why did I agree to this?" Yuki asks back.

"Just keep wearing the wig and fake beard, and we're all good." Brittney says coolly. "And keep that menu in front of your face! We don't want them finding out we're spying."

"I can quit anytime I want. I just don't want Akito to notice."

"Well what are they doing?"

"They seem to be arguing about some gay song."

"Oh god! Not the one I'm thinking of!" Brittney yells. "Damn you Alaina! You just had to hum it!"

BACK WITH THE REST OF THE CREW

"It bothers you." Alaina concludes.

"I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." Audrey gets up and leaves the table. A few seconds afterwards, Akito gets up and follows her. All the Sohmas watch Akito with wary glances.

Audrey walks out of the bathroom a few minutes later. And she sees Akito standing right outside the door.

Author's Note: And there you have it folks! Now I believe it's time for that interview...

Crowd cheers and applauds Brittney as she walks out on stage

Brittney: Thanks, I'm glad I could come talk with my addoring fans! Brittney smiles

Audrey: I'm sure we all are! Audrey smiles bigger

Brittney: Is that a challenge?

Audrey: Not at all... Any way how about we read those letters?

Brittney: Sure, what's the first one?

Audrey: Well, let's get the mail bagout... What?... What do youmean no one reviewed about that! Are you kidding me! Audrey realiozes whatshe said Ummm, sorry folks, but we seem to be haveing a bit of technical difficulty...

Brittney: Okay, I guess we'll take some more questions from the audience. Yes, you there sir.

'Guy who looks like Yuki'

Audrey: Um, Yuki, why are here?

Yuki: Well I wanted to ask Brittney-san why I agreed to do what I was doing.

Audrey: Yeah Brittney, why?

Brittney: Because I would have told Ayame that you were gay. And we all know he's weird enough around you as it is... Now think if he was led to believe you swung the other way.

Audrey: Brittney! You cruel uncaring person.

Brittney: Yup, that's me. If you have a problem with that...

Audrey: Not at all! Audrey smiles nervously.

Yuki: You wouldn't even think about it.

Brittney: Then how come I thought of it?

Yuki:... You don't have any sisters, do you?

Brittney: Yup.

Yuki: Whgo could possibly live with someone like you? Suddenly Alaina burst in

Alaina: Brittney!

Brittney: Oh, hi Alaina!

Alaina: What the hell do you think you're doing taking my spoton this fanfiction?

Brittney: Yes, you there sir. Brittney continues her interview

Guy who looks like Shigure Yes, can you tell me what happened between Audrey and Ayame? the guy chuckles

Audreys face goes pale: I'm sorry sir but-

Brittney and Alaina: Funny story actually...

Audrey: Well that's all the time we have for today, goodbye and please review!

Yuki: Goodbye. Yuki waves