Chapter 5:

Author's Note: Hello! Yes I have finally updated! Sry it took so long. I had to delete the other one because I thought it best no one knew about how Ayame got Audrey to wear the dress. But if you're a pervert and think you can handle it... please review me about that.

Disclaimer: Don't own it, but wish I did. We'll have another interview with Brittney today folks so hang on tight.

"Hello, Audrey-sama." Akito greets.

"Hello, Akito-kun. I thought you were at the table."

"Well, I was wondering what was bothering you. Probably a certain song."

"Oh that." Audrey laughs nervously. "Well, it's a song I don't think you would want to hear. Not very many people I meet do."

"What's it about?"

"A gay guy and a straight guy who get drunk."

"You're right. I don't really want to hear anything like that. How'd you hear it?"

"Well, Alaina's sister Brittney made us listen to it. I have to admit it was very hilarious." Audrey laughs. "So, how big is your family?"

"It's fairly big, why? Akito asks.

"Well I've met a lot of Sohmas lately."

"Really, who have you met?"

"Well let's see there's Ritsu, Momiji, you, Yuki, and Ayame. Other than that other guy."

"Other guy?"

"Yes, I believe his name was Hatsuharu."

"Black and white hair, wore a long trench coat of some sort?"

"Yes, why?"

"Hatsuharu is also a Sohma." Audrey could have just fell anime-style if it wasn't for the thing he said next. "Let's go somewhere where we can be alone."

"Why?"

"I'd like to talk with you privately."

"Okay." So Audrey starts following him.

MEANWHILE

"Should I follow them, Brittney?" Yuki asks.

"Yeah, besides, all the others are doing is talking just a lot of random nonsense. C'mon! Go get some action!" Brittney says.

"Don't even want to know what you're referring to." Yuki says disgusted.

"Be cautious, Yuki, don't want to get caught in the act now." Ayame says.

"Fine, but you two really have to shut up about personal life stuff."

"Okay, okay. Just go." Brittney says.

"Fine." Yuki begins following the couple.

BACK WITH AUDREY AND AKITO

"So tell me Audrey, do you believe in curses?" Akito asks.

"Well yes, I do. Why?"

"Do you know what your reaction would be if one of your friends experienced a curse?"

"Yes."

"What would that be?"

"It depends on the curse how I would handle the situation."

"Like if they turned into a monster every night."

"Would they still have control of their actions?"

"Yes."

"I'd treat them like I normally would."

"Secrecy wise, would you let everyone know about it?"

"Hell no. People might look down on us and make us feel like scum. No one should have to put up with that. I'm very good at keeping my mouth shut." Audrey looks at Akito. "What brought this up?"

"Well, earlier you seemed to have been interested in the subject."

"Yes, I love the supernatural. I'm actually hoping to buy a box of tarot cards."

"Hmm, should we go back inside?" Akito asks smiling. Audrey looks around and spots two familiar faces.

"What the hell?" Audrey says.

"Excuse me?"

"Shh. I need to listen and see if I know those people down there. No offense."

"None taken." Audrey takes Akito and ducks behind some bushes.

Audrey starts eavesdropping. "I'm telling you, Taylor, it's them. And I could have sworn I saw Audrey over there a second ago."

"Kameron, you're hallucinating. How could they be here? Even if they did have a lot of money with them, they still wouldn't show their faces in a place like this. Let alone wear dresses."

"They might be out with a few guys."

"Right. Audrey and Alaina getting dates, even in Japan, it's still impossible for them."

"Why that good for nothing-" Audrey starts

"Audrey-sama." Akito interrupts.

"Oh, sorry. Come with me for a second please, Akito-kun?"

"Very well." Akito and Audrey end up standing right in front of the two guys while they are arguing. Audrey starts tapping her heel. The two guys look her way and Taylor's face turns pale while Kameron smiles knowingly.

"Hello boys, long time no see, eh?"

MEANWHILE

"What's going on now, Yuki?" Brittney asks.

"Audrey-sama is telling off two blond boys. Do you recognize them?"

Brittney looks into the monitor. "What the hell are those two bozos doing in Japan!"

"I'll take that as a yes."

"Anyway, why is she telling them off?"

"Because they were insulting her behind her back."

"Go Audrey! Go Audrey! Go Audrey!"

"Could we please get the cheering section to lighten up?" Yuki asks.

"Oh sure."

BACK WITH THE COUPLE

"I forgive you, Kameron. You were defending me. But Taylor…"

"Ahh, crap." Taylor mumbles.

"Wouldn't show my face in a place like this? Couldn't get a date even if it was a different country? Oh, you better explain yourself now." Audrey glares at Taylor.

"Now wait a minute." Taylor starts, but was interrupted by a loud scream.

"Oh my God!"

"Damn you Alaina! I was just about to kill this guy and now you want to know why he's here……… You know what, maybe I do too. And also…" Audrey loves throwing people's words against them. "What they're doing in a place like this."

Taylor glares at Audrey. "Now c'mon! How was I supposed to know y'all would be here?"

"You shouldn't say things like that Taylor!" Audrey almost yells.

"What'd he say about you!" Alaina says glaring threateningly at Taylor.

"It's not what he said about me, it's what he said about us. Oh and Taylor have you met our dates?" Taylor is now doing what most men around this point usually do.

"Oh, really?" Taylor asks.

"Yes, this is Akito, Ritsu, and Momiji." The Sohma men bow as they're introduced.

"What's the meaning of this?" Adrianna asks.

"Don't worry Adrianna-chan. He said nothing bad about you. Just insulted mine and Alaina's egos."

"Is your date going smoothly?" Kameron asks. "Besides the fact that we showed up?"

BACK WITH THE OTHERS

"Uhh, Brittney? Are you there? Brittney?..." Yuki listens into the receiver. "I'm going to kill that punk!" Brittney yells.

"Now Brittney-san, don't be too rash in you decision to hurt one of your little sister's friends." Ayame reasons.

"They ain't friends anymore!"

"What if they're still friends?"

"Not if I can help it." Brittney snaps.

"Brittney, please, calm down." Yuki says. "Your yelling might reach their ears and cause suspicion."

"And how is that?" Brittney asks.

"Because you might be making me deaf right about now."

"Oh, sorry."

WITH THE COUPLES

"Well, we were on a date and you just interrupted it." Akito answers

"Point?" Taylor asks.

"The point is… you interfered with our evening. If you want to talk to us call us tomorrow morning. You do have my cell phone number right?" Audrey asks.

"Yeah. Sorry to be a bother. We'll leave and never come into your lives again. Come, Kameron. We leave!" Taylor and Kameron walk out the door."

"No, wait!" Adrianna says about to run after them, but Audrey grabs her shoulder. "They sounded so serious!"

"Adrianna-chan, they didn't mean it." Audrey replies.

"How do you know?"

"Because they're probably going to call any second." Then Audrey's cell phone rang. "Hello?"

"Hey yeah, you know we're still friends right?" Taylor responds.

"Yup."
"Okay, see you guys tomorrow?"

"Looking forward to it."

"Okay, bye." And with that, Taylor hangs up.

"Idiot." Audrey mumbles.

"Huh?" Alaina asks.

"Well, he wants to meet with us tomorrow, but the sad thing is , he didn't say where." Audrey says. "Unless…Oh Kami!"

"You don't think they know where we work, do you?" Adrianna asks.

Alaina laughs "Losers."

Audrey just glares at Alaina "Do you guys mind if we called it a night and went out again next week?"

"Sure. Why?" Momiji asks.

Audrey looks like she's having Déjà vu. "Audrey?" Alaina asks.

"Are you alright, Audrey sama?" Akito asks

"Oh yes, I'm fine. I'm just a bit overwhelmed right now. So many things have gone wrong in the course of two days, it starts to take its toll on a person, you know?"

"We understand, would you like us to drive you home?" Momiji asks.

"They can if they want to, but I'm in the mood for walking home." Audrey glances around and sees someone duck behind a corner. Adrianna notices too. Alaina is just completely oblivious to it.

"I'll walk home with you Audrey-san." Adrianna says

"Me too." Alaina joins in.

"Well then, we'll see you girls next week." Ritsu responds.

"Alright, goodbye then." The trio walks out and heads home. Once they walk out the door, Alaina says "Can we at least hum the song? You know you wanted to hum along with me."

"No we're still in public." Audrey says.

"Awww, c'mon!"

"No!" Audrey stops. Alaina and Adrianna look back at her and see the same person duck behind a corner. "Y'all saw that right?" Audrey whispers.

"Yeah." The two whisper back.

"You know what?" Audrey says aloud.

"What, Audrey-san?" Adrianna asks.

"I think I dropped one of my hairclips back there."

Behind the corner, Yuki looks down at his feet and sees the said hairclip. He then starts to hear the trio walking his way.

IN THE VAN

"Yuki, I suggest you hide somewhere else dude." Brittney says into the mike.

"This is pointless. Why do I need to keep following them?"

"Hey, what if they get attacked? They're going to need someone to be there in a heartbeat." Brittney says.

"Why do I have to be the one to rescue them though?" Yuki asks.

"You rescued them once before."

Yuki then hears his brother praising "My little brother, a hero! Goodness is there no end to the women we attract?"

"You sound so modest." Brittney says. "Anyway, run, hide, do whatever it takes to not let them catch you!"

ON THE STREET

"I'll try." Yuki responds. He hears their footsteps getting closer. Yuki looks around frantically he spots a bush "Better than nothing." He mumbles and jumps behind the bush. "They better not have heard that." Yuki hears Brittney say.

"Did you guys hear that?" Alaina asks her friends.

"Yeah, what do you think it was?" Audrey says as they round the corner. "Hey, it's my clip!"

"Okay, let's head back home then." Adrianna says. The trio walks back around the corner. Yuki gets out of the bush, walks around the corner, and comes face to face with Audrey, Alaina, and Adrianna.

"Good evening." Audrey says with a vampirish accent (You know like in 'LOVE AT FIRST BITE'?)

"Hey, Yuki." The others say simultaneously.

"Oh, and hi Brittney!" Alaina adds.

"Damn, they're good." Brittney's voice comes through. "Well, bring them to the van. Might as well drive us home."

"May I take off the equipment now?" Yuki asks.

"Yeah, I need to talk privately with Ayame anyway." Brittney says. So Yuki takes them to the van where the BMW is also parked, Brittney takes them home and the girls assemble in Alaina's room.

"So who do you think is the hotter out of all of them?" Alaina asks.

"Gee that was so sudden… Well I think it'd have to be Ristu." Audrey says while Alaina laughs.

"Akito seems nice." Adrianna says.

"Why?"

"He's got manners and he seemed to be concerned about you when you went away from the table. Don't you think he is?" Adrianna asks.

"I don't know. It's just every time I saw him smile it seemed to be forced and his eyes screamed hatred and pain."

"Okayyyy freak." Alaina says.

"Hey you didn't spend like five ten minutes alone with the guy… you were laughing it up at my expense!" Audrey almost yells.

"Hey do you want Brittney to hear you?" Alaina threatens.

"Not really. But then again I am still mad at her for spending all of our money and getting us stuck here in Japan. Not complaining about the Japan part, but what if it comes down to enrolling in school down here?"

"You're right about that, but we'll worry about that when the time comes." Adrianna answers.

"I say we send a box of photos of us and some letters from us up to America to our folks when the time comes." Audrey says.

"That's a good idea." Alaina says. "I'll talk to Brittney about it sometime this week."

"Okay then. Should we get to bed?" Audrey asks

"Why?" Alaina asks.

"Look at the time." They all look at the clock… it reads one in the morning.

"Yeah, maybe we should get to sleep." Adrianna agrees.

"Okay see y'all in the morning." And with that, Audrey walks upstairs, into her room and collapses on her bed. Audrey wasn't expecting what happened the next morning. A shadow towers over her, the person has a smile that screams evil and eyes that scream mischief.

Author's Note: Hello again... Are you ready for that interview? Good. Here comes the unholy God herself... Brittney!

Brittney: I'll be sure to kill you afterwards.

Audrey: It was intended to be a compliment-

Brittney: It didn't sound like a compliment to me!

Audrey sweatdrops : Maybe we should take some letters from the mailbag...(takes letter) Dear Brittney, How the hell does poor Adrianna put up with y'all's crap! I mean seriously. I'd hate to see her when she looses it!... That's an interesting question. Do you have a response for that, Brittney?

Brittney: Honestly even I don't know how she does it, but the closest I've come to see her losing it... is crying because me and Alaina were beating on eachother.

Audrey: Like they usually do.

Brittney glares icilly at Audrey: Would you like to expand on that topic, Audrey? Or is there something you'd like to say?

Audrey: I say we readone moreletter...(takes another letter)Dear Brittney, Are you really that irresponsible in real life when it comes to money? Like just buying the most expensive thing and have to pay more than you have? I think we should get an expert in on this one... ALAINA! (Alaina bursts in)

Alaina: You rang?

Audrey: We were wondering if you knew the answer to the question which was just asked.

Alaina: You're lucky I was even watching the show to begin with. I'd say she's had her moments, but all in all... she's just as bad as me.

Audrey: Thank you Alaina, for that wonderful bit of information. So please review and don't forget to say who your favorite character is in it too! There's going to be a special edietion poll in the next chapter! Until then, just read some manga. (Brittney and Alaina can be seen cursing and wrestling in the backround while Audrey smiles)