25.11.2022

It is I, the Absolute Madman and I'm back with your weekly dose of Stranded! But first, the comments!:

Slippyboii - Actually, you can find most of those ideas on my profile already, just under different names. I'll actually explain all the Projects in the end notes, so you can stick around for them.

InsaneMakaioshin - 1. That might be true, but that's magic lava! Or bullshit lava! Depends on who you ask! 2. It's a Vietnam War reference what with the trees have eyes and whatnot. 3 & 4 I won't finish Unlikely Duo. It'll be scrapped and written anew. And if you want to know more about those Projects then check out the end notes!

n1ght4ury20 - Yup, fuckin' finally innit?

That's it for comments, so I'mma let you read the chapter! Beware though, this is 100% just smut. Yeah, I've got no idea how the fuck I managed to stretch a single scene so much that it ended up becoming its own chapter. I guess I really am an Absolute Madman. Anyways, enjoy!


Despite her best efforts Kyouka did not manage to find herself some private time and ended up very much frustrated. Frustration usually leads to desperation so it was no surprise that, as soon as Izuku got up from the bed to go and fetch Momo from her forge, she wasted no time and tried to satisfy her itch. It usually took him some time to convince Momo to go with him, so she figured she'd have plenty of time to do what she needed to do. Boy how wrong she was.

Her pants were around her knees, her shirt pulled up as far as it'd go, the whole nine yards, and just as she was really getting into it her ears picked up footsteps coming from the hallway that led to Momo's hellforge. Kyouka froze dead in her tracks, hoping that her ears for once failed her. That was not the case however and Kyouka had to hastily pull her clothes back into place before assuming a believable sleeping position.

She did so just in time as Izuku, followed closely by Momo, entered her field of view.

"Go wash up quickly." She heard Izuku say and Momo ventured outside to do just that.

The greenhead meanwhile stripped down to just his underwear, unknowingly giving Kyouka one hell of a show in the process as the still burning campfire accentuated the tent in his boxers in just the perfect way that she was sure she won't be forgetting any time soon. He then proceeded to lie down in his usual spot between her and Mina. However, he didn't seem to fall asleep just yet, quite understandable if his condition was as severe as Kyouka expected it to be from just that little peek.

They stayed like that for a few minutes until Momo came back. Kyouka noticed that Izuku seemed about to speak up, but unfortunately didn't have the chance to, because as soon as Momo's head touched her pillow she was out like a light. Now that was just plain sad. Doubly so since Kyouka knew very well how frustrated Izuku must be at the moment. For a brief moment she thought that maybe they could help each other out in that regard, but that line of thinking had been closed off in just a few moments. This was not the time to be horny.

Kyouka was brought back to reality by Izuku suddenly turning away from her and laying on his left side, seemingly searching for a comfortable position to fall asleep in. She followed suit and turned to face Momo, beating back all of her pervy thoughts as she too tried to go to sleep.

It was only a couple of minutes later when she heard some commotion from behind her and deduced that Izuku must've decided to lay on his right side rather than his left. Kyouka would dismiss it if the same exact chain of events didn't repeat several times. Honestly she was about to turn around and give him a piece of her mind for keeping her awake, but just then he stopped.

Kyouka believed that he finally found a position that worked for him and was slowly drifting off to sleep. About time! The fire had died some time ago already, so now their cave was only being lit up by whatever light managed to worm its way in from the outside. Kyouka felt her eyelids start to close ever so slowly as sleep began to claim her conscience. And that's when it happened.

She felt a big hand land on her hip and she suddenly found herself wide awake. Normally she would immediately retaliate with a jack to the eye or something equally brutal, but now she was completely paralyzed. Not by fear but by excitement. Just that one touch had her entire body shivering. And now that she got a taste of it she was more than eager for more.

She didn't have to wait long as she felt Izuku scoot closer to her a moment later and his hand snaked to her front, landing on her stomach just above the hem of her shirt. Kyouka felt another full-body shiver wash over her when she felt his breath on her nape as he nuzzled his nose into her hair. This wasn't something new to her as she already fantasized about something like this happening to her, but the fact that this was real made the experience much more stimulating. He had yet to really touch her and she was already very much turned on, all drowsiness wiped from her mind as if it was never even there.

As expected of someone who was fairly experienced in the art of foreplay, Izuku had absolutely no trouble coordinating his efforts in order to get her in the mood. Her back arched ever so slightly when she felt his lips graze her neck and his hand finally slipped underneath her shirt. Now Kyouka may not be the curviest girl around, but she was not totally flat either. Thanks to that Izuku managed to easily locate her braless bust and started to play with her boobs the moment he found them.

The attention she was getting from him at the moment was like a dream come true, and whilst she will definitely feel like an awful friend in the morning, she refused to remain completely passive. Spurred on by his ministrations, Kyouka scooted ever so slightly closer to him and then began grinding her firm ass against his raging boner. The groans she got from him in response were more than enough to tell her that her efforts were very much appreciated. But, whilst him playing with her tits was amazing on its own, she wanted more. Much, much more. She grabbed his hand and then guided him down, all the way to the top of her pants and even a bit lower than that, trying to convey her desires to him. He seemed to understand what she meant at first, but then decided to toy with her a bit.

His hand slid even lower, traveling dangerously close to her core, but still far enough to cause some frustration, and rested upon her thigh which he then proceeded to squeeze and knead to his heart's content. Kyouka never thought that someone might take an interest in her thigh, but Izuku seemed very much into it, showing the exact same level of passion as he did with the other girls. Needless to say her self-esteem was constantly rising at practically an exponential rate, with each move more daring than the other making her body shiver in excitement.

The soft kisses he left on her neck and the feeling of his hand on her leg and thigh had captivated her entire attention and it took her a few moments to notice that there was something poking her in the ass. She didn't have to think to know exactly what it was and the realization that she was the current cause of his arousal made her release a dreamy moan. Which as she quickly learned was a big mistake.

As soon as the moan left her lips she felt Izuku stop as if frozen in time. The sudden lack of stimulus made her head clear up in turn and she began questioning what was going on. She got her answer rather quickly when she saw Izuku lean over and look her in the eyes.

His emerald green eyes shone with the dim light from the outside and she could easily see the pure lust that dominated his gaze. However, there was more to it than just lust. Sprinkled in there was panic, something that used to be a part of him at the start of their first year of UA.

"Shit, I'm so sorry!" He apologized quietly as he put some distance between them, taking his hand off of her thigh as if it burned him, and then went on to explain himself. "I confused you with Mina, please forgive me!"

As soon as she heard his explanation her entire demeanor changed. Gone was the peaked self-esteem and the raging lust and she was in turn left with that gnawing feeling of inequality which she'd become so well acquainted with over the years.

"Of course he didn't mean to go after me… why would he when he can have Mina or Tooru or even Momo? I should just clear up this misunderstanding and go to sleep…" That's what her defeatist mind was telling her, but her heart and more importantly her body had a vastly different take on the situation.

Izuku was close to ranting as he tried to explain himself, but stopped in his tracks when he heard Kyouka murmur something under her breath. It was too quiet for him to hear however, so he had no choice but to lean closer to her again.

"What did you say?" He asked, trying to be as polite as possible so as not to incur her wrath. Little did he know that he'd already done that.

"So you don't find me attractive, is that it?" She asked quietly as she rolled partially onto her back so she could sort of look him in the eye. "You probably think that I'm unattractive like all the guys in our class. And I can't even blame you, really… When compared to the other girls I'm nothing more than an ugly duckling…" Kyouka shared her thoughts and then turned her head away from him, hoping to hide the tears that threatened to leak from her eyes.

Silence settled between them as they each digested the situation. Kyouka desperately tried to beat back the onslaught of self-deprecation that assaulted her in the wake of her confession and Izuku tried to figure out a way to respond to Kyouka's insecurities which had just been dumped on him. He feared that she'd be mad at him for what he'd done to her, but the current course of events turned out to be far worse than that. There was no way to resolve everything all at once, so he decided that he'd start with baby steps.

"I don't think you're an ugly duckling at all." He began, cautiously laying one of his hands on her waist to try and comfort her to the best of his ability.

"I don't believe you." She responded sternly, but didn't move away.

"Well, what can I say to make you believe me?"

"Nothing." That short answer almost devastated Izuku's hopes for righting his wrongs, but Kyouka was quick to add something. "But you can show me."

And just like that Izuku found himself at a loss. How can he show her that he didn't find her ugly, quite opposite actually! He thought about it for a few moments before a stray idea wandered into his mind.

He moved his hand down from her waist and onto her hip, watching carefully for any signs of discomfort or anger, and then all the way down onto her thigh.

"I think that… your legs are really nice. And your thighs too." He said softly as his hand started exploring the latter part of her body.

"Don't you think that they are too slim?" She questioned, finding her thoughts very slowly calming down.

"I think they are just right for your petite body."

Silence rolled in for a few moments, but didn't stay for long as Kyouka spoke up.

"What else?"

Izuku, spurred on by his seeming success from earlier, moved his hand from her thigh and onto her ass, giving each of her cheeks a squeeze before moving to knead her left one. He received a response right away as he heard Kyouka sigh in bliss.

"I like your butt a lot. I… may have stared at it once or twice at school and dorms." Izuku admitted, unknowingly making a smile appear on her face.

However, he was still not done and the fact that he wasn't slapped in the face already indicated that he was doing a pretty good job at conveying the notion that he really did find her attractive. He decided to push his luck a bit and shortened the distance between their bodies once again, his hand snaking around and diving underneath her shirt as his lips stopped just shy of her ear.

"And I really, really like your boobs. They looked unbelievably perky and sometimes I caught myself wondering what they'd feel like in my hands." And with that he tweaked one of her nipples before groping her boobs for a moment.

The closeness of their bodies allowed him to feel the shudder that rocked her body at his touch. Oh yeah, he was doing an excellent job. But still he felt as if something was missing. She was still facing away from him and that just wouldn't do.

He stopped playing with her bust, something which she'd probably complain about if she wasn't curious what else he had planned for her, and brought his hand up to cup her cheek and gently turn her face in his direction. As soon as their eyes met he recognized the lust shining through her eyes, a trait that they for sure had in common at the moment.

Sure, he may have panicked a fair bit when he realized that it'd been Kyouka who he was groping all this time and not Mina, but that fact did little to calm his erection. Actually, it felt almost as if he got just a bit harder when he realized his blunder. And now apparently he managed to spread his lust to the girl in front of him. Little did he know that said arousal was there right from the start, just waiting to be turned into pure lust.

They stared into each other's eyes for a split second before gently leaning in, their lips connecting in a sweet, innocent kiss. It quickly lost the innocence and sweetness however and became a sloppy makeout with their curious hands roaming and exploring each other's bodies. The atmosphere around them got heated real quick and soon they stopped feeling comfortable in their clothes, so they decided to get rid of them.

It wasn't a quick process however as they took a couple of breaks in between undressing each other. When Kyouka's shirt vanished, Izuku couldn't stop himself from diving in and giving both of her perky titties a kiss and a suckle which forced her to bite her finger in an effort to stifle the moan that threatened to escape her lips. When his shirt and pants were removed Kyouka was quick to reach out and give his fully erect shaft a couple of strokes just to fuel their lust even more. Lastly Kyouka managed to shimmy out of her pants and Izuku wasted no time, instantly sliding in between her legs to assault her wet pussy with his vigorous tongue.

Kyouka had touched herself a lot in her lifetime already, but this was a vastly different experience. She didn't have to do anything, so she could focus solely on the pleasure that radiated throughout her body whenever Izuku flicked his tongue against her clit or prodded her folds.

She could feel her orgasm building up and tried to suppress it for at least a few more moments, but ultimately succumbed to the pleasure and came hard with a long moan that managed to escape through her clenched teeth.

Izuku quickly caught onto what happened and continued teasing the girl, hoping to prolong the moment for her. He succeeded and turned her into a blushing, panting mess. As he kneeled in between her legs admiring his handiwork, she was admiring the shaft swaying tantalizingly in front of her. He realized that a few moments later and decided to test his luck further.

"Do you… want to keep going?" He asked, surprisingly bashful for someone who just made a girl cum during foreplay.

"Fuck yes…" Kyouka breathed out with dilated pupils.

Izuku quickly readjusted his position as soon as he got the green light from her and then slowly slid himself inside. The incredible tightness that he felt surround his every inch made him worry if he wouldn't hurt Kyouka by accident, but one look at her face twisted in pleasure was all he needed to calm his nerves and focus on his current task.

He started off slowly, giving Kyouka ample time to adjust to his size, but she didn't seem to appreciate that one bit. She kept spurring him on to go deeper and really pick up the pace until he was fucking her at the same speed he'd do Mina or Tooru.

"Choke me-!" That one was a big surprise, but his lust-clouded mind allowed him to not only continue without even missing a bit, but to also comply with her request.

He moved one of his hands towards her throat and then squeezed slightly, immediately feeling her pussy clamp down on him, making it even harder to move at a rapid pace. Still, the amplified tightness was a great feeling, one that he continued to recreate by choking Kyouka from time to time. One time he even kept his tight hold for a few seconds and saw her eyes almost roll back into her skull. And don't even get me started on how it felt down there!

All this new stimuli was too much for Izuku and he found himself approaching his climax soon enough. He guessed that Kyouka was probably in a similar position so he decided to push himself to the limit, speeding up as much as he could and relentlessly pounding the petite girl under him. She seemed to love it and expressed said love by cumming with a mewl that she could not stifle no matter how hard she tried. Izuku came a second later, pumping all of his seed inside of her with a growl that caused a shiver to go down Kyouka's spine.

They enjoyed their highs while they lasted, jerking their hips to prolong the moment, but they eventually had to separate.

Izuku rolled onto his back, panting heavily, whilst Kyouka snuggled into his side, throwing one leg over his and draping her arm across his chest.

"Do you believe me now?" Izuku eventually asked when their breathing evened out.

"Maybe?" She answered with a small smile before burrowing her face into the crook of his neck.

Izuku only smiled in amusement as he felt his exhaustion catching up to him rapidly now that his lust wasn't keeping it at bay and eventually drifted off to sleep, Kyouka following suit just a moment ago.


Having fallen asleep late at night, Izuku and Kyouka were the last ones to wake up and as they immediately found out - Mina and Tooru were already waiting for them. Momo was being Momo and already ran off to continue whatever it was that she was currently working on in her hellforge.

"Um, we can explain?" Kyouka said with a nervous smile as she covered her decency with Izuku's shirt.

"Spill it then!" Both Mina and Tooru exclaimed with joy.

The explanation was a bit chaotic and all over the place, but also pretty enlightening to everyone involved. And that's because-

"Wait, we really forgot to tell you about our agreement?!" Mina couldn't believe what she'd heard. How could they've forgotten about something so important?

"So you're all dating Izuku?"

"We will once we get back home, when we can actually go on dates and the likes." Tooru corrected with a smile "You want in?"

"Yes."

And with that Kyouka did something that she didn't think was possible. She joined Izuku's harem. Still felt weird saying it out loud. Probably because she never could've guessed that Izuku of all guys would get a harem. Or maybe because she never pictured herself joining one?

Meh, who cares at this point. Kyouka managed to get together with her crush and avoided ruining her friendship with her best friend over the aforementioned crush, so it's a win in her book!


I swear we won't have a smut next week. Not even ecchi, I swear! Gotta get some plot into this porn afterall!

Alright, another elephant in the room. I think that I kind of fucked up with the poll last week as I've basically given you just catchy names and nothing else, so I'll correct that mistake and explain shortly most of the Projects. I say most because the guys over at Ao3 had cast some of their votes already and I've noticed that neither Project Saibot nor Project Templar caught their attention, so we'll leave both of those for a later date. Here come the explanations for the rest of the ideas.

Tsuki-No-Me - Basically Izuku learns how to use Sage Jutsu from Naruto and becomes very strong before eventually realizing what's the sole cause behind all the Villainy in the world and sets on a warpath to solve the problem once and for all! (Probably no pairing)

Martial Artist - This is a twin to Tsuki-No-Me (the term 'twin' will eventually make sense when we start making crossovers to create the Madman's Expanded Universe!) in which Izuku has the copying ability of a Sharingan, which gets fully awakened after Izuku meets a stranger in the woods. With his horizons expanded and his potential revealed to him he decides to become a hero and protect those who can't protect themselves! (Izuku/Itsuka)

Contingency - Thought to be Quirkless, Izuku falls into a coma and his body is devoured by miniature nanites which turn out to be his Quirk! Now with a plethora of voices inside his head and his fading humanity he strives to become the world's best hero, one that'll destroy crime, criminals and innocent bystanders once and for all! (Probably no pairing)

Hell's Singer - Izuku is The Unknown from Metal: Hellsinger. Everything he does is always in rhythm with the song he currently listens to or sings to himself. Oh, and he has a gun. A couple of them actually. (Izuku/Kyouka)

Watchdog - Izuku strived to combat cyber crime by inventing flawless security measures, but when that feels like it's not enough he fakes his death and becomes a Vigilante who exploits the loopholes in cyberspace to track and eliminate the criminals that think themselves untouchable. (Izuku/Rumi)

Cybrex - A complete rewrite of my first ever MHA fic - The Greatest of Them All. Izuku's frail body makes his dream of helping others seem like just that - a dream, but an unexpected offer and some experimental implants allow him to combat his sickness and become not the strongest hero, but the greatest one! (Izuku/Momo)

Deadshot - Izuku is a loner because his Quirk - Ballistics - is deemed by his peers as Villainous. He doesn't pay them much attention as he works hard to become like his idols - Snipe and Lady Nagant. Never did he expect to meet them personally, become Snipe's new protegee and fall in love with Lady Nagant! (Izuku/Kaina)

Crusader/Flaggelant - Izuku's Quirk gives him strength for every rightous thing he does, so he strives to become a role model for all to follow! Now if only his Quirk didn't have a hidden side to it that only comes out in dire situations and transforms SFW into Gore! (Izuku/Ibara)

Hope it shone some light as to what you might expect in the future!

Anyhow that's all for today, so have a great day and come back next Friday for some more Stranded content!