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Chapter 4 – Psycho

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That lousy immature git! I thought as I heaved down my breakfast.

"Good day Lily."

"Hi Potter."

Wait, Potter? Actually being-polite. No, no, he is just trying to get on my good side so he can pull another prank and make my life a living hell.

"What puts you in such a good mood today?" I asked while grabbing some toast

"Seeing you Lilikins," James replied

Lilikins? LILIKINS! He's gone completely psycho!

"Potter……………." I said.

"Yes Lily?"

Right then Paige appeared

YES!

and said "Hey! No need to stop. Please Continue."

"No. That's ok." I said.

"It's perfectly fine." I continued and ate the rest of my toast.

"Come on!" I said while pulling Bridget to our next class.

"I'm coming!" she whined

"Well, we are going to be late!" I shouted as I pushed open the door.

"Late? Late for what? We are a half-hour early!" Bridget exclaimed.

True, but I want to get as far away from Potter as I can.

"Uh, I wanted to get a good seat," I lied.

"Sure, sure, whatever you say," Bridget replied

and sat down in the nearest seat.

I rolled my eyes and sat down next to her.

"So……" Bridget said.

"So, what?" I said while pulling out my books.

"So, what is wrong with James?" she asked.

What? What did I do! I am merely a victim of his crazy stunts!

"How should I know? I am not his mom," I said and began flipping through the pages.

"Yeah, well you were the last one with him, well besides Remus and Sirius," Bridget answered.

"Well then, why do you think I made him all polite?" I asked

Bridget was giving me the DUH! Look.

"How could've I done that!" I shouted

"I don't know! Jezuz, just wondering," she said and started reading.

This is SO boring! I thought as Professor Yuiop talked about the importance of the CBFWA of 1432(Children Banishment From Wands Act)

I am going to die here.

"Oh! Deary me! I have seemed to talk a whole 25 minutes over! Well remember to read chapter 1 and off you go!" he exclaimed.

Finally.

"Jezuz, could that have been anymore boring?" Bridget asked as we walked to our next class.

"No, unless he talked 30 minutes over," I replied.

"You have a point," she answered.

"He is crazy!" Paige shrieked. "CRAZY! Who gives that much homework on the first day? WHO!"

Here she goes again. Her Tonk rave.

"No one, Professor Tonk lives to crush us with homework," I replied.

"SO! He is still crazy!" she shouted.

"Wait up!" Sarah screamed and ran towards us.

Yeah! No more Tonk rave.

"I HATE Professor Tonk!" Paige shouted.

Never mind.

"You've- had- him- to," Sarah panted as she came up next to us.

"Yes. He's evil! I have to do something about it or I will go crazy," she said and stormed off.

"We haven't seen the last of that," Sarah said.

"I'm counting on it,"

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There she is. Stay calm.

"Hello dear Lilikins. How are you?"

Lily cringed.

"Fine," she muttered began eating.

"Thanks for asking. My morning has been splendid." I replied and sat down.

"Well hello, Remus."

"Hi, James, Lily," he said and started eating.

"Hey Remus," she replied.

Why is she so nice to him?

"Would you like a roll Lilikins?" I asked.

She closed her eyes.

Finally, she will be nice.

"What the hell I wrong with you? And what is this 'Lilikins' business? Is this just some sick joke, cus' I don't appreciate it ok!" She yelled and ran out.

"Well, that went well," Remus said.

"Shut up,"

"I want a 2 page essay on my desk Monday about the proper way to make a human morphing potion. Class dismissed," Professor Gable said and left the room.

The homework never ends!

"Why are we getting so much homework this year?" Sirius asked as we walked to the Common room.

"I thought this was supposed to be are year off," he complained.

"Well, the Professors just like torturing us,"

"I think I figured that out," he answered

"Then why did you ask?"

"It was a rhetorical question," he said.

Sure…whatever you say.

"I was serious James!" he shouted.

"As serious as Sirius can get?" I asked.

"That's not funny," he said.

It wasn't supposed to be

"So." I said while pushing open the portrait.

"Watch out," Sirius said.

Huh? Watch out for what?

I turned around to see Lily storming after me.

"Potter!" she screamed, "don't you walk away! I know you did it!"

Be nice.

"Whatever did I do Lilikins?"

"STOP WITH THE LILIKINS!" she shouted.

Here we go again.

It got dead quiet and I could see Lily's face getting red.

"Just…. Never mind," she said ran into her dorm.

"I warned you…." Sirius said.

No one is every going to be out here. I am going to be patrolling, then as soon as I stop. A kid will come out, and Lily will blame me for not catching him. Then everything becomes a bigger mess. I thought as I walked through the corridors.

This is stupid. It's been 3 hours and not one person. Wait who's that?

"Hey!" I called.

The person looked at me then turned to corner.

I ran up to the hall and found them no where in sight.

"Just come out," I said

That was stupid. Why would they come out? They're moving!

I watched as they emerged and slowly looked around.

I gotta hide.

I dove behind a bookcase that had been placed outside a classroom.

They are moving this way.

I listened as they got closer.

They stopped.

I looked up and yelled, "Expelliarmus!"