Alright! You all know about the "Ernest goes to 'Where ever'" movies right? Well I decided to make my own featuring the ever adorable and loveable Ryuichi Sakuma.

DISCLAIMER: It pains me to say I do not own Gravitation, nor any Gravitation related characters mentioned in these stories...

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Ryuichi goes to McDonalds

"K-saaaaan! Me and Kumagoro are hungry! Can we get something to eat?"

Ryuichi pouted as he walked down the street tugging at the shirt of a heavily armed K.

"Ryuichi...you know we have to get back to XMR, you have recording today."

"Aww, but K-san I can't sing on an empty stomach! Pleeeeeeease?"

K sighed and stopped walking and turned on his heels to face a watery-eyed Ryuichi who was nibbling on the tip of Kumagoro's ear. A faint blush appeared upon K's cheeks as he tried to withstand the vocalist's cuteness.

"Fine...what did you have in mind?"

"Oh, oh on! McDonalds na no da!"

Alright alright, lets go"

Ryuichi cheered and tossed Kumagoro into the air before catching and hugging him.

"You hear that Kumagoro? We're going to McDonalds! Isn't that great? Naaaaa no daaaa I'm going to McDoooooonalds!"

-A few minutes later-

"Okay, what did you want Ryuichi?"

K asked as they stepped up to the counter. Ryuichi lookd over at the menu before a smile creeped over his lips.

"2 happy meals! One for me and one fore Kumagoro!"

He answered, holding up said Kumagoro before turning around and walking off towards the indoor playplace. K watched and shook his head before turning to the cashier and ordering and paying for the food.

"Na no daaaaa!"

Ryuichi yelled as he dove headfirst into the already overflowing ballpit. Several minutes later K appeared in the area with 2 colorful bags and one normal colored bag in one hand and a large soda in the other.

"Ryuichi come and eat"

"Bwahahaha!"

Ryuichi responded as he appeared inside the large plastic maze, crawling about until he reached a bigger area where he was able to stand up. With Kumagoro atop his head, he lifted the bottom of his jacket up like wings and his eyes seemed to glow red.

"Giant Flying Squirrel lives! Na no da!"

"C'mon Ryuichi! Come eat so we can get back to the studio."

"Okay K-san! I'll be down in a minute"

Ryuichi yelled once more before disappearing into one of the holes. Moments passed before both he and Kumagoro came sliding down the large slide, landing on the padded floor.

"That was fun!"

Grabbing his Kumagoro and placing him on his head, Ryuichi ran over to K and took one of the colorful bags. With a cheer he plopped down on the ground and slowly opened the bag. Pulling out the toy first, he laughed and inspected it for a moment.

"Look K-san! Star Wars! Na no daaa!"

K laughed as he began chowing down on his own food. He watched closely as Ryuichi started eating his cheeseburger and nibbling on his fries. Even K had to admit that watching one of the most adorable 31 year old vocalist play and eat on the floor was unbearably cute.

"Mmf...K-san! Kumagoro wants to take his food with us to XMR. Can he?"

"Sure Ryuichi, just hurry and eat or else we'll be late."

"Okie K-san! Super fast eating mode power on Na no da!"

Ryuichi shouted as he began stuffing his mouth with food, most of which was getting on his face.

"Try not to get too messy Ryuichi"

K said as he took a swig of the soda. Ryuichi nodded his head and saluted the blonde before wiping his face clean.