The Blue Side of the Farce

by DWH

Shamelessly spoofing my own story. Some scenes are just too silly to go in the main body, but they demand to be written anyway. So here's my repository of silliness.

2. Phenomenon

Carth Onasi blinked at the controls of the Ebon Hawk. They had just crashed for reasons he couldn't quite explain on who even knew what planet, and all he could say was, "Well, that's an interesting phenomenon."

"Doo doooo de doo doo."

He whirled around. Leiraya was standing behind him with an innocent look on her face. "What?"

"Oh… I just get the urge to do that any time someone says that word."

"What word? Phenomenon?"

"Doot doodoo do."

"Phenomenon?"

"Doo dooooo de doodoo, de doodoo, de doodoo, de doobie doodoo doot doo dooooo doo."

"Leiraya?"

"Yes?"

"You're really strange."