My Gallant Crew, Good Morning!

CARTH

My gallant crew, good morning!

PARTY MEMBERS (saluting).

Sir, good morning!

CARTH

I hope you're all quite well.

PARTY MEMBERS (as before).

Quite well; and you, sir?

CARTH

I am in reasonable health, and happy

To meet you all once more.

PARTY MEMBERS (as before).

You do us proud, sir!

SONG -- CARTH ONASI CARTH

I am the Captain of the Ebon Hawk!

PARTY MEMBERS

And a right good captain, too!

CARTH

You're very, very good,

And be it understood,

I command a right good crew,

PARTY MEMBERS

We're very, very good,

And be it understood,

He commands a right good crew.

CARTH

Though I'm often on the run,

I am handy with a gun,

And I take them every place;

I am never known to quail

At the furry of a gale,

And I'm never, never sick in space!

PARTY MEMBERS

What, never?

CARTH

No, never!

PARTY MEMBERS

What, never?

CARTH

Well... hardly ever!

PARTY MEMBERS

He's hardly ever sick in space!

Then give three cheers, and give a squawk,

For the hardy Captain of the Ebon Hawk!

Then give three cheers, and give a squawk,

For the Captain of the Ebon Hawk!

CARTH

I do my best to satisfy you all--

PARTY MEMBERS

And with you we're quite content.

CARTH

You're exceedingly polite,

And I think it only right

To return the compliment.

PARTY MEMBERS

We're exceedingly polite,

And he thinks it's only right

To return the compliment.

CARTH

Bad language or abuse,

I never, never use,

Whatever the emergency;

Though "bother it" I may

Occasionally say,

I never use a big, big D--

PARTY MEMBERS

What, never?

CARTH

No, never!

PARTY MEMBERS (very disbelieving)

What, never?

CARTH

Hardly ever!

PARTY MEMBERS

Hardly ever swears a big, big D--

Then give three cheers, and give a squawk,

For the well-bred Captain of the Ebon Hawk!

Then give three cheers, and give a squawk,

For the Captain of the Ebon Hawk!

The 'Droid I Found On Tatooine

AIDEN:

The 'Droid I found on Tatooine, tra la!

Brings hope that my en'mies will die

The level of violence he brings, tra la!

As his blaster dances and sings, tra la!

And fire goes flying by

As fire goes flying by

And that's what I mean when I say that a thing

Is as great as that 'droid I found on Tatooine

Tra la la la laa

Tra la la la laa

The 'droid I found on Tatooine

With CHORUS

Tra la la la laa

Tra la la la laa!

Tra la la la, la la

CARTH:

The 'droid you found on Tatooine, tra la!

Has nothing to do with the case

In case you just haven't seen, tra la!

Our fighting has constantly been, tra la!

On a level quite far from disgrace,

On a level quite far from disgrace.

And that's what I mean when I say all these things-

Oh bother, that 'droid you found on Tatooine

Tra la la la laa

Tra la la la laa

Oh bother 'droids from Tatooine

with CHORUS

Tra la la la laa

Tra la la la laa!

Tra la la la, la la!

With Cat-Like Tread, Upon Our Prey We Steal

Upon entering the Star Forge:

JEDI: (very loud)

With cat-like tread,

Upon our prey we steal;

In silence dread,

Our cautious way we feel.

No sound at all!

We never speak a word;

A fly's foot-fall

Would be distinctly heard--

SITH:

(softly) Tarantara, tarantara!

JEDI:

So stealthily the Jedi creeps,

While all the station soundly sleeps.

Come, friends, who travel space,

Truce to navigation;

Take another station;

Let's tear apart this place

And see the look on Malak's face!

Come, friends, who travel space,

Truce to navigation;

Take another station;

Let's tear apart this place

And see the look on Malak's face!

CANDEROUS:

(distributing implements to various members of the gang)

Here's your saber and your gauntlets,

Your life-preserver -- you may end up hit!

Your stealth field beltage, your Force power seize,

Take your card and your universal keys.

SITH:

Tarantara!

JEDI:

With cat-like tread

SITH:

Tarantara!

JEDI:

In silence dread,

Enter AIDEN, LEIRAYA and CARTH

ALL (fortissimo).

With cat-like tread,

Upon our prey we steal;

In silence dread,

Our cautious way we feel.

No sound at all!

We never speak a word;

A fly's foot-fall

Would be distinctly heard--

Come, friends, who travel space,

Truce to navigation;

Take another station;

Let's tear apart this place

And see the look on Malak's face!

With cat-like tread,

Upon our prey we steal;

In silence dread,

Our cautious way we feel.

Modern Major Canderous (I Am the Model of the Leader of the Clans of Mandalore)

Canderous:

I am the model of the leader of the clans of Mandalore

I've information present and of all things that have gone before

I know the Knights of Coruscant, and quote the fights historical

From Onderon to Malachor, in order categorical

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical

I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical

About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

Chorus of Mandalorians:

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotepotenuse

Canderous:

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus

I know the scientific names of beings animalculous

In short, in matters present and of all things that have gone before

I am the model of the leader of the clans of mandalore

Chorus of Mandalorians:

In short in matters present, and of all things that have gone before

He is the model of the leader of the clans of Mandalore

Canderous:

I know our mythic history, of Revan and the great Sith War

I blast all en'my fighters, I've a taste for missiles that go far

I quote in elegiacs all the tales of flying Basilisks

And tell in gory detail all the times that I have taken risks

I can tell undoubted Jedi traps from many miles away in space

I know the number of grenades it takes to level Davik's place

Then I can the difference 'tween two soldiers who look just the same

And tell all of the tales from that Knights of the Old Republic game

Chorus of Mandalorians:

And tell all of the tales from that Knights of the Old Republic game

And tell all of the tales from that Knights of the Old Republic game

And tell all of the tales from that Knights of the Old Republicpublic game

Canderous:

Then I can write a washing bill in some ancient Sith cuneiform

And tell you ev'ry detail of Darth Revan's former uniform

In short, in matters present and of all things that have gone before

I am the model of the leader of the clans of Mandalore

Chorus of Mandalorians:

In short, in matters present and of all things that have gone before

He is the model of the leader of the clans of Mandalore

Canderous:

In fact, when I know what is meant by "rapid shot" and "force persuade"

When I can tell at sight a blaster rifle from a vibroblade

When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at

And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat"

When I can make a kill-shot from a dead run or a comfy walk

When I know more of tactics than a gizka on the Ebon Hawk

In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy

You'll say that Mandalore is just the greatest of this century

Chorus of Mandalorians:

You'll say that Mandalore is just the greatest of this century

You'll say that Mandalore is just the greatest of this century

You'll say that Mandalore is just the greatest of this centurcentury

Canderous:

For my military knowledge, of which I've acquired quite a sum

Has only been brought down to the beginning of the millennium

But still, in matters present and in all things that have gone before

I am the model of the leader of the clans of Mandalore

Chorus of Mandalorians:

But still, in matters present and in all things that have gone before

He is the model of the leader of the clans of Mandalore