Song: It's a B Movie

From: Brave little Toaster

Start song at (1)

(1) Organ music came next, and a large pipe organ rose from under the stage. Playing it was a bunch of small puppet in various forms of repair. All of them were moving completely on their own.

"Watch yourself! Don't fall off of the shelf!" The group sang.

Then a Opera puppet stepped onto the top of the organs pipes. "You must be the new boys in town."

A scared little boy puppet looked around nervously. "What's that sound? Is someone moving round?"

"Sit down for a spell, you don't look so well!" A spider puppet dropped in front of him causing the boy to drop to his bottom.

The Opera puppet took the spider by it's string and brought it back to the organ. "Wait a minute I feel great, Just leave yourself to fate."

"You might as well just hang around." The spider puppet swung back down, back and forth like a pendulum, lounging on it's string.

A haphazardly put together doctor puppet swung his scalpel back and forth. "It's too late, we've got to operate. Just try to relax, it's the house of wax."

The organ raised in volume as all the puppets sang about the movie Frankenstein while a bolt of lightning struck the organ and a green, bolt necked puppet rose from it.

Things quieted again and the opening in the organ released smoke as the puppets dared each other to go down inside.

B-movie clips were shown on the smoke screen as songs of praise came from the puppets.

A box was dropped to the stage and a 'thing' opened the lid and shuffled out into the open. "Look at me, I mean really! Barf, Barf, Barf! I'm a can opener, a lamp, and a shaver. Oh, God I'm a mish-mash!"

As the mish-mash crawled back into the box the boy puppet was found by a spot light, clinging onto Sandy and shaking.

"This is veird!" North whispered.

"It's much worse than I feared!" Bunny agreed.

"I'll close my eyes and make it disappear!" The boy puppet cried.

"This is strange!" Tooth said.

Sandy created a ranch house and put an x over it.

A crash of wood and off key piano notes announced the puppets were on their way. The hole organ was bouncing across the field, all the puppets either riding it or moving beside it.

"There goes the sun, here comes the night, somebody turn on the light!" The boy puppet begged. "Somebody tell me that fate has been kind."

Strings wrapped around the boy and pulled him away from Sandy. "You can't go out, you are out of your mind!" The other puppets sang hauntingly.

More B-movie clips played as the organ bounced back to the stage. The Guardians tried to follow only to find stings holding them back. By the time the organ reached the stage the smoke from it had covered the instrument. As it cleared to the chores of ghostly "Ahhhh's", out of the hole rose the boy puppet, but now he was haggard, chipped, and dirty. His jaw hung lose and his eyes were off kilter in his head.

Horrified the Guardians struggled against their bonds. The lights went out and everything was quiet. When the lights went back up the strings holding the Guardians loosened and fell away. But they didn't rush to the stage for all the puppets were visible again and each was in perfect repair. The Opera singer, spider, Doctor, Green skinned bolt neck, and boy all clean and fare less scary. The Mish-mash was still the same but she smiled and bowed with the others happy.

"Dingos and Show ponies, they are good!" Bunny breathed.

Got a little creepier, LOL. Tell me what you think, I love reviews and PMs.