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Diary Entry I can't remember
I can't believe it! I really can't believe it! My one true love thinks I'm- I can't even say it! She stays as far away from me as possible! It's not fair!
That's it! I know that it's painful to do this but the consequences of NOT doing it are unbearable!
I must send Mara on a mission now I just have to figure out where to...
XOXO A depressed and NOT GAY Palpy
Diary entry 206 (Remembered):
Corellia! There are loads of problems there! Well she is already on her way so there is no good in telling me it was a bad decision! I need some...space...
This relationship is getting to heavy for me to bear!
A bit of self time and it'll be back on track.
It'll be like...story time except longer...a change to escape reality for only a short while before being plunged back into a world of...hurt (sniff sniff)
XOXOXO Palpy
Diary Entry 207:
I got a message.
A real message!
A message from MARA!
Well, it doesn't say who it's from but who else!
It says:
"Hello my darling little snufflebunny! Do you know how much I've missed my wonderful little snufflecakes?
Don't fret dearest I'm coming home to you in two days! Just think of that! Miss you so much my dearest dark lord! Oh I'm so proud of you!
See you soon!"
It's got to be Mara! Who else would call me those terms with such passion!
She's finally come to her senses and knows now that she loves me and can't stay away from me!
Note to self: Once managing to get Mara into bed, at all cost's DON'T HAVE KIDS! Not after what happened to Vader's!
XOXOXO Palpy
Diary Entry 208:
I am currently hiding in my closet. It turns out, that by some weird chance, that letter was not from Mara after all….. It was from…
MY MOTHER!
People say that in-laws are the worst thing in the galaxy, but they're wrong. My mother is worse than any in-law. She is embarrassing, humiliating, and number one fan of my baby photos. I'm temped to get the Storm Troopers to arrest her… but she might enjoy that. You see, upon her arrival this morning (in a top class Imperial ship that I did not give her authorization to be in!) one of the first things she said to me was, "Those Storm Troopers are much better looking then you ever where….you were always an ugly child!"
So, here I am, in my closet and I'm- MOTHER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?
Got to go NOW!
XOX- I mean… Farewell. Your Over Lord and Emperor, Palpatine.
Diary Entry 209
Oh please, God's of Naboo! Help me, please HELP ME! This woman is driving me insane! I cannot handle her right now! I have a rebellion to find and destroy, breakfast to eat and a relationship problem to sort out!
I really need to calm down. I locked Mother in her room, but Darth Vader holds grudges and he let her out to torture me some more!
And what's worse, I got a message from Mara today, and this time it's really from Mara. It says;
"Mission completed successfully.
Your Hand and Assassin."
Not as romantic as I would have hoped for but right now that's not my main concern! My main concern is getting rid of Mother before Mara comes back and sees my baby photos!
XOXOXO Frightened of the Female Race, Palpy
Diary Entry 210
Today I asked mother when she will be leaving me, and she replyed "As soon as the wind changes…" (Apparently it was a quote from my favourite holo-movie when I was a child. Can't remember what holo-movie it was…) there is one problem to that….. THERE IS NO WIND IN SPACE!
So it looks like she is going to be here for a while, she's like a limpet. She finds a surface and sticks to it and no matter what you do you can't get rid of the old bag! What's even worse is that she compared me to her earlier! As if. Plus she added in all sorts of other adjectives, including: rude, aggressive, grumpy, obsessive, and stubborn!
I'll get her for that, because Vader was in the room and he agreed with her!
XOXOXO Palpy
Diary Entry 211
Mara has returned and was greeted on the docking platform by none other than my Mother. As for me, I was acting as Vader's double, hiding in a spare suit. How he sees or breathes in that thing- well, he uses a respirator for the breathing thing, but anyway.
So now I don't know how much Mother has told her about my childhood and about me in general! I'm frightened to show my face in public! I must get rid of her! I must! I have an idea!
Who would have thought it! It's a work of genius! How could I not have figured it out before now!
I'll send her to the Rebellion!
XOXOXO Very happy Palpy
A.N. If you thought the sending Mother Palpy to the Rebellion was random, you have no idea. We just came up with it seconds ago!
When we were in America we watched a lot of Kim Possible on the Disney Channel. Because there was nothing else on. (cough, We actually think it's really funny, but don't tell anyone, cough!)
In one episode Drakken (sp?) mentioned his mother, and it gave us the idea that if this villain could have a mother, what was stopping Palpy having a mother. Hence, the impromptu visit from poor old Palpy's Mother Dearest.
But Kim Possible also inspired other ideas, which you will see unveiled very soon!
By the way….exams are over……for now….
Thorney and Sweetdeath04