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Chapter Seven
Diary Entry 17 –New
Fantastic news and infuriating news.
Boba Fett found the Falcon; They're at a place called 'Cloud City' on Bespin!
I was so excited to hear of this! I couldn't wait to catch them and then defeat Skywalker Junior in combat when he makes his feeble attempt to rescue his friends. But just as I was about to leave for Cloud City I received a letter from Vader…
HE'D ALREADY GONE TO CLOUD CITY! I am SOOOOOOOOOOOO ANGRY!
I was really looking forward to it! It was all planned!
When Solo and his companions discover they have been betrayed by the people who gave them shelter they will be so confused and will be saying, "Who was the incredibly smart, cunning and handsome genius behind all of this?" That is when I would turn slowly around in my swivel chair (hopefully with some kind of furry, cute yet evil looking pet on my knee) and say, "Yes! It is I!" and they'll say, "You?" and I'll say, "Yes!" and they'll say "NOOOOO!" and I'll laugh evilly and say, "You've fallen right into my trap!"
Then I will send them off to be tortured… hmm, I should make it into a ballad!
But it will never happen now! However. I will not make the same mistakes as the evil villains before me! I have guide lines!
1. Do not let your arch enemy escape,
2. Do not tell them your evil plan at any time.
3. A convincing, evil laugh is important.
They go on but I shan't bore you! Mind you, I'll bet Vader will make all those mistakes!
Ha! Knowing him, the people he bribes to catch Solo will probably help his escape!
XOXOXO Palpy
Diary Entry 18-new
NOOOOOO! What did I tell you! I knew Vader would make all the mistakes! I warned him, but did he listen? NOOOOO!
And SOB the people who were bribed to catch Solo helped the rest of his crew escape- in SOB the millennium Falcon! NOOOOO! I will never be happy again! All I have to show for my evil scheme is …well, I don't have anything but according to Vader, young Skywalker's missing a hand and a lightsabre! And I'm missing the Millennium Falcon, again.
XOXOXO Palpy
Diary Entry 19-New
"Don't worry my master (Whooo Paa), Carbonite will work (Whooo Paa)! It's fool proof my Master! (Whooo Paa)."
Well it may have been fool proof, but it certainly wasn't moron proof because Vader failed! I'm still very annoyed! However in order to calm myself down I'm thinking about starting yoga. In the meantime I'm going to wait… Solo has been captured and sent to Jabba the Hutt so it won't be longuntill Skywalker attempts to rescue him (apparently that's what friends do…) So when he resurfaces I'll be waiting for…yes…I'll be waiting…
XOXOXO Palpy
Diary Entry 20- New
Hmmm… I'm currently meditating to 'calm my stressed nerves.' Ha! Stress?
I'm not stressed! All I have to think about is whether or not Solo survives travelling in carbonite casing- if he doesn't Fett'll want a refund and we really can't afford to pay him credits- otherwise we'll have to beg the Rebels for money to fight them, and that's totally unthinkable!
I need to find the Millennium Falcon, I need to find the Rebels and I need to think about this blasted breathing! In through the nose, out through the mouth!
No! I'm not stressed at all!
XOXOXO completely un-stressed Palpy
Diary Entry 21- New
I think I need to see a doctor.
What little hair I had left over from my extremely premature balding is…
FALLING OUT!
This isn't fair! My good looks are nothing without my hair! (Hey, that rhymes!)
I'm going to get a wig tomorrow. Apparently stress can make your hair fall out… but I'M NOT STRESSED so it can't be that…
XOXOXO Palpy
Diary Entry 22 –New
MWAHAHAHAHA! Once again I look youthful! I have a jet black toupee to hide my premature balding!
I also have been advised to see a personal physician about my mental state! I can't imagine why. I'm a genius, not a madman. AND IT'S NOT STRESS!
XOXOXO Palpy
Diary Entry 23 –New
Apparently I'm a madman, not a genius and it is stress.
Well, what does he know! For all his certificates, qualifications, awards, special merit prizes, extra credits, titles, PhD's and excellent results, he lacks one thing… intelligence!
He's really mean! When I walked I into his office for my first session today he said, "Good morning! Please take a seat!"
Imagine speaking in that tone! To ME!
XOXOXO Palpy
Diary Entry 24 –New
Apparently the first part of getting rid of my 'stress' is acceptance. He says I have denial written all over my face, but when I looked in the mirror I found out he was lying!
My advisor tells me he's trying to lead me into an insidious plot to annihilate me! But my doctor tells me that it would be fatal for me not to be relieved f my 'stress'!
So I have to go back! I must go if I want to live but I must constantly be on the look out for assassination plots!
What am I going to do!
XOXOXO Palpy
A.N, Thorney: Greetings Mortals! We're back, live and fighting with all our might against the Cosmic Joker. (He's the dude that makes everything bad happen in your life while he sits and laughs at you).
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