"I'm off on a mission, the wonderful mission of me" Prince Charming sang loudly as he skipped down the forest. His less than happy servants trudged behind him slowly. They had been walking for three days and Prince Charming had been singing the same song for FOUR days.

"FOR THE LOVE OF THINGS SANITARY SING SOMETHING ELSE!" cried out a brave manservant.

Prince paused in mid skip.

A squirrel paused in mid nibble.

Prince Charming looked appraisingly at the man. He slowly looked at the manservant and then burst into song.

"I'm too sexy for myself, to sexy for myself." Prince Charming started to swagger and began to sing to random animals.

"I'm too sexy for that squirrel, too sexy for that moose over there," Prince Charming continued. Thankfully before he could get any further in his awful song his faithful advisor, Lawrence, addressed him.

"Your Highness I try not to be a bother, but it has already been three days and we have yet to see a Princess. Should we turn around and go the other way?" Lawrence asked.

Prince Charming could not turn back now. For this was a very special mission Prince Charming was on. He wasn't seeking a silly apple, no matter how much knowledge it had, and he certainly wasn't seeking a stupid magical cup. No, this was far more important. Prince Charming was seeking the Perfect Princess. One that was delicate, gentle, and almost as beautiful as Prince Charming was.

"No, my dear Torrance," Prince Charming said seriously

"Once again, your highness, my name is Lawrence," replied Lawrence tiredly, "and are you sure you know where we are going? Are you even looking at that map your father gave you?"

Prince Charming looked appalled at the idea. To think that he, Prince Charming, would ever need a lowly map. Only commoners used maps!

"Surely you must be joking, Borrence," Prince Charming said indignantly, "Why would I Prince Charming of Ultra Super Charmingland, grandchild to the Great Prince Sexy, need a map? All I need is to follow my heart and that shall tell us where to go."

Lawrence had to suppress the urge to knock Prince Idiot off of his impossibly white horse. "Well, your highness, since I am a commoner may I look at the foul and lowly map." Lawrence ground out.

"No, I fed the map to my horse hours ago." Prince Charming said with glee. The blindingly white horse picked that time to enjoy a nice long burp.

Lawrence felt his heart slowly sink into his chest. He was in the woods and he had to listen to a complete and utter idiot. Not only did he have to listen to the complete and utter idiot but he also had to make sure that said idiot did not get himself killed.

"That can't be too hard right, I mean Prince Charming may be missing a few too many brain cells, but how stupid could he really be" thought the weary advisor.

As Lawrence calmed himself down he slowly looked to the left to see what Prince Moron was doing now. His blood ran cold as he saw what that buffoon was doing now.

Prince Charming was dancing and singing………………….

To a full grown grizzly bear

" ROAR"

That did not sound too happy

Lawrence ran quickly to stop his highness from being ripped apart

"YOUR HIGHNESS, STEP AWAY FROM THE GIANT BEAR!"

"I'm too sexy for this bear, too sexy too get killed."

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Short but i wanna see if this story is any good. Plus i'm building up plot...yeah...plot