How to Tick Your Neighbor Off in Three Minutes or Less

By Kuro Doragon Enko

Summary- Sango Akiyama has a rather normal life, at least until a certain guy moves in next door. When the most annoying neighbor in history just happens to move in next door, how long will she be able to stand it without killing the guy?

Genre- Romance, Humor, and slight Drama/Angst

Pairings- MirokuSango, InuyashaKagome, ShippoSouten, RinKohaku, SesshomaruKagura, and AyameKouga.

Disclaimer- I don't own Inuyasha, unless you count all the manga and anime I have accumulated.

A/N: Well, here's Chapter 4! Sorry it took so long to update!

Chapter 4

Payback Time

Smirking I walked down the hall, and for once, I was not asleep-well…maybe just a little bit but for now, all the excitement at the simple words 'pay back' brought a huge smile on my face, and I was completely oblivious to the stares I got from the other students in the hall way. Apparently me being happy in the morning was something altogether strange and alien- in other words…the end of the world. Well for Akimura, it would be. Insert evil laugh here.

"Humph." I stiffened, my happy demeanor suddenly evaporated as I heard the arrogant voice of the most popular (and hated) student at Takahashi High.

"Why are you so happy Sango? Get laid or something…that would suit you wouldn't it?" the voice revealed itself to be nothing other then Hiruma Kikyou.

Hiruma Kikyou, at first glance looks at lot like Kagome-chan. In fact, they look like they could be twins, at least until you look at their eyes. Kagome's are a sunny brown, and Hiruma's are slightly colder and filled with more hatred then kindness.

Also, Hiruma was Inuyasha's ex, at least until she went with Onigumo Naraku, which just messed it all up for poor Inu-kun. He was heartbroken, and thus the start of his anger management problems. Thank kami-sama that Kagome was around, or else he probably would've committed suicide! There, folk's is your little lesson in life- never trust Hiruma. She'll stab you in the back.

I smiled venomously before retorting, "Sorry Hiruma, you must have me mixed up with someone else…there is no way I could manage like you." I gave a sickly sweet smile before turning around and adding, "Oh, and its Akiyama-san to you…Hiruma." I spat her name as if it were poison.

Hiruma stuttered a bit before glaring at me, before giving a huff and walking to Onigumo, the resident psychopath. And boy, did he look it to! Oily black hair that reached to his waist and glowing red eyes…creepy, hell, even his voice was creepy. He was the embodiment of hell itself- and ironically his first name is hell. How reassuring.

A dark glare from Onigumo was enough to send shivers down your spine and put you in the witness protection program. But a glare from Onigumo isn't near as bad as a smile would be. A smile would mean, "Guess what my friend, your going to die the most horrible death I can think up and it will be nice slow, and full of pain. Have a nice day."

Finally the two of them left and my happy mood was once replaced, as soon as I thought of the little plan I had for Akimura. Oh yes…it would be wonderful. Now…just to wait for lunch.

The first few classes of the day passed by far to slow; yet…my smile was just as wide, as the fact that I was smiling was creeping Akimura out. Oh yes. This would be so good.

Finally lunchtime came. Payback was about to begin. After strategically placing certain objects in a certain order, I awaited Akimura's arrival.

Aha…there was the hentai…now part one…Draw him in.

"Konnichi wa Akimura-chan!" I chirped in my happiest voice. Akimura blinked. And blinked again.

"What did you call me?" Akimura looked slightly confused.

"Aww…you don't like me calling you Akimura-chan?" I asked, walking up to Akimura and tracing my fingers across his chest, fighting hard the blush that came onto my face.

"No no…that's not at all it…" Finally it seemed it dawned on him that I was going on him this time. A sly grin spread across his face, before he closed his arms around me.

I waited for what I knew was to come. Five. His hand inched closer. Four. Closer. Three. Closer. Two. Nearly there. One. Groped. A dark grin came onto my face. Akimura looked as if he were in heaven, not even noticing the grin; well he did when he became airborne. That's right. Thank martial arts. Insert maniacal laugh.

Akimura was headed strait into the trashcan, which rolled strait into a bucket of paint and oh ho ho…a nice pit of dead frogs from the science lab. I'm such a criminal mastermind.

A stunned and befuddled Akimura who was now sitting amongst dead frogs and was covered in the prettiest pink you could find and was covered in trash. All that happiness at the price of one grope.

A large grin on my face I stalked out of the cafeteria. Mission complete. Oh wait…I forgot something. Striding back into the cafeteria I whispered in Akimura's ear. "Never try to annoy Akiyama Sango. She gets you back." I gave a sweet grin then headed off the class. Now my mission was complete.

I laughed as I walked into the classroom, only to be met with the glare of Tanuki-san.

"Akiyama-san." Tanuki-san demanded in that annoyingly grating voice of his. "Detention." I winced, could my day get any worse? Of course it could. My happy mood had suddenly gone bye-bye. And I mean bye-bye. All kinds of weirdo's were in detention.

I just happened to know all of them…put in a mournful sigh there. Class dragged bye slowly and Akimura didn't show up. The paint and smell of trash and dead frogs could be the reason for that.

It was time for detention; staying behind in class is probably the most annoying and bothersome thing you can do. But it's also where you can meet some of your greatest friends. How do you think I met Inuyasha and the gang? It wasn't at some ice cream party that's for sure.

Right now the current miscreants were Shippou, Inuyasha, Akimura, Onigumo, and I. Wait a minute…Akimura! Well, he didn't seem to be covered in paint or any thing…darn…I had paid so much for that. I shrunk down in my seat. Maybe he wouldn't notice me.

Tanuki-san walked into the detention room, glaring at all of us like the annoying man he was. "Akimura Miroku?" Miroku gave a grin. "Akiyama Sango?" I glared, and Akimura gave me a grin with something sinister behind it. "Minagi Shippou?" Shippou gave a cheeky grin. "Onigumo Naraku?" Naraku gave his trademark glare. "Takashi Inuyasha?" Inuyasha settled with a 'Feh'.

The detention went on and on and finally it was over, but not before Akimura decided to pay me a little 'visit'.

"Why Konnichi wa Sango-san." Akimura said, as I glared at him.

"Na…nani?" I retorted, glaring at myself for stuttering.

"I feel as if I must commend you for that little gift in the Cafeteria and want to leave you with a little comment." He gave a smirk. "You may have won the battle but not the war. Also, that shade of pink is would have been better with sparkles, oh and a little touch of red would have made it more noticeable. But hey, it's the thought that counts right?" he grinned up into my face.

Akimura was trying to get me agitated. To get me riled up. Trust me it was working. My face was red more from annoyance and anger then embarrassment. I raised my hand to slap him but he caught it with gentle ease.

A smirk on his face, he slid his lips over my hand, leaving me in shock and my face turning the brightest shade of red ever invented.

"Ja, Sango-chan!" he said with a grin, smoothly walking out of the classroom with a satisfied smile on his face, having thoroughly shocked me and harassed me enough to please him.

After he left a small smile came onto my face. This was going to be fun. Akimura Miroku, you have no idea what you're getting yourself into.

End Chapter Four

A/N: Well, there you go folks, and longer then the other by about 100 words…I is so proud! Sorry for the late update, I had to go to New York, and boy was it fun! Also I'm sort of running out of ideas for things to happen, if you have any suggestions or ideas, I would love to hear them. Thanks for the reviews and please continue to review! It helps boost my confidence!

Dictionary

Hentai-Pervert

Konnichi Wa- Hello

Nani- What

Ja- Abbreviation of 'Ja ne' Means good-bye.

Chan- Suffix, commonly used for small children or girls. Sort of cute in its own way. Also means small.

blank- Commonly forgotten, can be a great insult or compliment if you are given permission to use it.

San- Suffix, equivilant to Mister, Miss, Missus.

Preview of Next Chapter

"Sango-chan...you'll need this for your date! Oh I just can't believe you actually got a date!" Kagome squealed, as Ayame bounced up and down with joy. Sheesh, is it just me or are those two on sugar pills?

Shopping on a date is torure, but being on the date is harder. Soon the door bell rang, and I walked to greet him. I smiled.

"Konnichi wa."