Note: Thakns to Sonar,cenas-lil-hittie,MarTW00,Rav8629 and mistress-cadaver for reviewing chapter one
Wrestling Is Survivor
Chapter 1: One Down Eleven To Go
The camera swoops down to the island, revealing Y2J Chris Jericho with his back to the camera and arms outstretched.
"Welcome to Wrestling is Survivor" Jericho shouts then turns to face the camera
"Im your host the always sexy Y2J Chris Jericho. Now last time if you remember we met up with the contestants and they were separated into two teams, team Eugene and team Christian. Lets see how the first day went for our two teams"
(Team Eugene Camp)
"This isn't fair" HHH shouted for the Eighytsixth time
"Yo calm down man" John suggested
"No i will not you punk. Now answer me this why do you and the Texan who thinks he's from New York get to keep your belts and not me" HHH Replied
"Hey im JBL, don't you forget that" JBL shouted from where he was sitting, which was far away from everyone as possible. That is until Eugene made his presents felt
"JBL, JBL" Eugene chanted as he approached JBL
"What do you want you retarded idiot" JBL demanded
"Sign my underwear" Eugene said as he handed JBL his underwear
"Get it away from me" JBL panicked and threw Eugene's underwear as far as he could into the jungle. Which in turn made Eugene cry and run into the forest for his underwear
"That wasn't nice John" Christy spoke up after seeing what happened
"Don't tell me you feel sorry for that little retard" JBL replied
"Your such an ass" Christy insulted then went to find Eugene.
Meanwhile Hunter was still complaing about not having his title.
"This isn't fair" Hunter once again said
"Dude shut up" John shouted back
"Don't tell me to shut up" HHH said getting right into Cena's face
"Or else what" John replied angrily
"Guys stop it" JBL shouted angrily getting in between the pair "Were supposed to be a team and we wont win unless we act like a team, and i always win"
"So this is all about you then" John said
"Obviously" JBL replied
"Hunter your an ass" Cena smirked and got back in Hunters face, who was seemingly more interested in the figure behind him. Which was Lita, who had her knees against her chest and was rocking back and forth slowly while muttering the same words
"I shouldn't be he. I never agreed to this"
"I'll go see whats wrong" John volunteered
"Oh no you don't" HHH replied grabbing Cena by the arm "Im gonna go see"
"None of you will cause i am" JBL said
"Only one way to sort this... fight" John suggested
"Ok me and Cena it is Hunter you ref" JBL said
"Me ref.. why"
"Cause your the only one without a title" Cena replied
"Fine" Hunter said, which shocked both Cena and JBL that he caved in so easily "Ready ... Fight" Hunter anounced and John and JBL went at it, not noticing Hunter sneak off towards Lita "Suckers"
"Hey Li whats up" Hunter said taking a seat next to Lita
"As if you would care" Lita replied
"I would, so whats up"
"You want to know, well im on a god damn inhabitable island with an ego mainc WWE Champion the ditzy Christy, the idiotic Eugene, the man who thinks he can rap but cant John Cena and if that wasn't bad enough im also here with you, the biggest, most selfish, arrogant, mean and sadistic man ive ever seen" Lita shouted, almost out of breath from that huge outburst
"You say that like im bad lita" HHH smirked
"Shut up" Lita shouted, getting up "Im gonna find Eugene and Christy before our challenge
(Somewhere in Jungle)
"Eugene" Christy called out, but received no reply "Eugene"
"Yes" Came a small reply
"Come on Eugene come out" Christy called again, which Eugene did, carrying his now found underwear
"We gotta go the challenge is soon"
"I don't wanna, JBL will just shout at me again" Eugene replied
"Im sure he wont, he's just a little angry about being here thats all"
"Really?"
"Yea, im sure he will sign you an autograph when he is calm"
"Ok lets go" Euegene said, the now all familiar smile now back on his face
(Team Christain Camp)
Much like Hunter on the other camp area, Carlito was pacing, frustration and anger clearly on his face
"This isn't cool, i shouldn't be here" Carlto said angrily
"Shut up" Trish shouted from where she was sitting
"Don't tell Carlito to shut up you slut" Carlito shouted back
"How dare you" Trish shouted back, and got up towards Carlito
"Try it bitch"
"Hey" A voice said causing the two to stop arguing. Which was Christian "Im the leader here, and im telling you to shut up"
"I don't care if you are the leader, telling Carltio to shut up isn't cool" Carlito shouted back at Christian
"As leader you do as i say, now get some food" Christain Ordered, to which Carlito gave Christian a angry stare, but went anyway
"HAHAHA see ya later Carlito" Randy mocked from where he was sitting
"Randy you go to" Christian said
"Dammit" Randy said, and followed Carlito in the jungle
"Now as for you two ladies you may tend to my every needs" Christian said with a huge smirk "Now my feet are tired, take a foot each and massage them"
"Whatever" Trish and Victoria said in unison and went off in the direction of Randy and Carlito.
Meanwhile Ric flair emerged from the badly constructed looking place that he personally built himself as he wanted no part of sleeping near Carlito,Christian and Randy "What i miss?"
Christain just gave Ric a glare "Nothing Ric, nothing. We better go find the others, the challenge is coming soon"
(Challenge Area)
"Welcome teams to the Challenge Area" Chris shouted, but got no response from either team "What wrong with you guys?. Anyway not that i care. So lets move right on to tonight's challenge. Team captain's remember thats you Eugene and CLB"
"Hey" Christain interrupted
"You interrupt me again and your team automatically loses, ok."
"Fine" Christian replied
"Right team Captains i need you to pick one member from your team, Christian you first"
"Me obviously" Christian said confidently and doing a hurricane like pose
"Ok, and you Eugene"
"HHH" Eugene said happily while clapping his hands
"Ok now it will be HHH v Christian, stand on these platforms here" Chris stated, which they both did
"Here is some padded sticks, now the objective is to knock the opposing person off there platform"
"Done" Hunter interrupted
"Damn HHH not yet, wait till i blow my whistle" Chris shouted back
"My bad"
"Now this is best two out of three. Good luck"
"Does that last one count" Hunter asked
"No jackass" Chris replied
"Bitch" Hunter shouted back
"You want to automatically lose" Chris threatened, as Christian hit Hunter from behind knocking him off"
"1-0 to me now right?" Christian asked
"No" Chris shouted "Wait for the whistle... Ready" Chris said then blew his whistle.
The battle was short lived as Hunter knocked Christian off with the first shot, the second battle ended in the same result
"Hunter wins, Christian you and your team will see me at tribal council tonight"
(Tribal Council)
"Welcome, now your here cause Christian lost the challenge for you and is also and Creepy Little Bastard" Chris said with a smirk
"Chris stap trying to influence the people's vote" Christian complained
"Whatever, right one by one your all going to vote, you will walk up that ramp and write the name of the person you want off on the paper provided and place it in the jar provided, Got that, Victoria you do the houner first"
One by one the team voted, and it was soon time to see who was first to go.
"I have the jar with your votes in here, You wanna see?"
"Err yea we would" Trish answered sarcastically
"Fine, 1st vote goes to Carlito, 2nd vote Trish 3rd vote Victoria 4th vote Christian 5th Vote Ric and finally Randy"
Everyone looked shocked
"Nah only joking Victoria you got the 6th vote, come up here"
"Victoria here we have twelve flames each on represents each persons life on the island, it's time to put your out and leave"
Victoria does so and leaves
"Well that was exciting, we are now down eleven people who are still in for the prize, what will happed tomorrow? how will Christians team deal with one less person? find out next time on WRESTLING IS SURVIVOR"
sorry for the really long delay to this ill try and update quicker next time