How to Tick Your Neighbor Off in Three Minutes or Less

By Kuro Doragon Enkou

Summary- Sango Akiyama has a rather normal life, at least until a certain guy moves in next door. When the most annoying neighbor in history just happens to move in next door, how long will she be able to stand it without killing the guy?

Genre- Romance, Humor, Drama/Angst, and a small bit of action/adventure/mystery

Pairings- MirokuSango, InuyashaKagome, ShippoSouten, RinKohaku, SesshomaruKagura, and AyameKouga.

Disclaimer- I don't own Inuyasha™ unless you count the anime, manga and other Inuyasha™ merchandise I have accumulated.

A/N: Hey everybody! This is the last chapter of How to Tick Your Neighbor off in Three Minutes or Less, I've loved righting this fic, and I'm thinking about an epilogue…should I do one? Give me some feed back please, and don't forget to read and review!

Chapter 11

Wake Up

I blinked, struggling to grasp my awareness as an overpowering darkness came over me. The darkness first covered my sight, then my hearing, and finally my sense of smell, all of my senses until I was smothered in it. In that darkness was something that I despised and knew far too well now, in that darkness was fear. Consuming me in talons that were sharper than nails, overpowering me until I was nothing but a tiny speck of light.

"Sango…,"A groan broke through the silence, as Akimura to, struggled to get up.

"Hai?" I whispered, trying to reach a hand to the right, where his voice seemed to be coming from. My hand reached something solid and warm. His hand. Clasping it in my own, I struggled to pull my self towards him. Succeeding I began thinking of a plan.

"What happened…?" Akimura's voice seemed so small; it nearly broke my heart.

"Naraku." This time I did not even bother with a respectful last name or any honorifics, I wanted to be as insulting as I could. I just hoped I could succeed in that.

"That bastard…" Miroku growled, but was interrupted from the rest of his speech, by a mocking laugh.

"You called?" Naraku smirked as he saw our entwined hands, laughing as he spotted the bloodstains at the bases of our heads. "Oh dear…seems I hit you far too hard!" He gave another laugh. "It seems to have made you bleed!" Once again he laughed, edging our anger on.

"Well bastard, at least I thought better than to kidnap seven people!" Akimura shot back.

Naraku looked up, "Oh dear…I said I took Kohaku and your little friends didn't I?" he said with a smirk, while glancing towards the wall then glancing back a wide grin on his face. "Well to put it simply, I lied!" he replied with glee.

"Nani?" I gasped out, to think…that we had been taken here for no reason at all…that Akimura had been hurt…well, it was just hard to believe, I mean, there had been blood on the paper…what…I slumped, Akimura was doing the same, hardly noticing the sheen of light against metal that splattered the walls.

"But don't worry!" the psychotic sound of his voice alerted us to attention, "I didn't lie at all about letting you see your father! Not at all!" for once, Onigumo seemed more wacked out than usual. Big time. He proved that point by whisking the switchblade into view, and bringing to my attention, the gun holstered to his side. I gulped. Boy, that was comforting.

"Nani?" I whispered, gazing in shock at the sparkling steel.

"Oh it's nothing really…" Naraku gave a light giggle, while Akimura continued to stay quiet. Now that my friends was strange, well, what wouldn't be, you have a psycho who apparently forgot to take his crazy pills and you'd think a guy would be all happy-dappy, jumping up and down and talking in a pleasant conversation? Pfft. Yeah right. So I corrected my thinking a little bit. Akimura being quiet was weird, as past circumstances, Akimura had been a rude little loud mouth, or so I had configured.

And right now, as you know, Akimura was being strangely quiet. I guess he was formulating a plan of some sort, that was, until I followed his gaze. It was hitting a very indecent area. I mean…after all, Akimura was strung up on the wall, while I was tied right beneath him somewhere close. And from that vantage point…you could get a pretty good look down my bra. My face turned red, while a slow grin passed over Akimura's face. A very slow grin. At this time, if you're wondering, we've forgotten about Naraku, and speaking of him…at this moment, he was sawing away at a rope or something of the sort, making a strange grating noise, thus bringing Miroku's attention away from my chest area and towards the source.

On greater inspection, I realized it wasn't a rope Naraku was sawing it. Instead it was a sharpener. I gulped. Terror overwhelmed me once more.

Giving another psychotic smile, Naraku smirked at us and drawled, "Well, it seems you've seen what's coming!" the mocking and slightly scary laugher was now gone. All that was left was a glimmer of malice and a whole lot of evil. Onigumo had slipped off the bridge of sanity, and into the swirling torrents of insanity…but that had happened a long time before.

"I killed my parents with this blade…" A slightly calculating look replaced the feral gleam in Onigumo's eyes. "I also killed Sango's father with this…hacked his head strait off." A light laugh echoed around the now utterly quiet room, and giving another smile, Naraku stared strait ahead at Akimura. "What about you Miroku? Remember this knife? From what I remember…"

"Iie!" Naraku's rambling was interrupted by the enraged and sorrowful sound of Akimura's voice.

Heedless of the interruption, Naraku continued on. "I killed you parents with this knife to. Both of them." Naraku stared up at the ceiling, as if entranced by the flickering light bulb and the whirring of the old ceiling fan.

I stared at Miroku, watching blankly as some tears ran down his face, struggling to keep from crying out myself as he stood alone in his nightmares.

At that point, Naraku did the stupidest thing he could have ever done. He cut the bonds on Akimura and me; then holding the knife above his head, Naraku prepared to strike us down. That's where he messed up. Don't ever untie your captives first. Especially when one is pissed off at you for killing her dad and the other is just plain enraged, because, for one, you killed his parents, kidnapped his girlfriend, not to mention him, and well…that's just a big no-no.

For one, that's just going to end up killing you, and for two…well, its just plain stupid! I mean, come on? Wouldn't you at least kill the people first? Most people don't care about dirtying the ropes or anything like that.

So, just as Onigumo raised the knife, Akimura and I gave him exactly what we thought of him. I kicked him where the sun don't shine, and Akimura just beat the living shit out of him.

Naraku fell down unconscious, and quickly, we tied him up with our cut ropes, and just for good measure, I peeled off my sock and stuffed it into Onigumo's mouth. Nothing like two-day-old sock, full of sweat and all that fun stuff to cheer a person up!

With a tired grin, I glanced at Akimura. "We…did it!" I said with a laugh, "It's all over!"

Akimura laughed as well, and pulled me into a tight hug. "We've done it!"

Laughing we began to head towards the bright light of the door, at least until we saw the figure standing in front of us, cloaked with the bright light shining through.

"Not so fast." The cold tones brought hatred swirling through my veins.

"Kikyou."

—End Chapter 11—

A/N: I'm very sorry about the late update! I tried to get this up as fast as I could…but well, it took a very long time! My computers got a virus, so updates will be very slow and I'm sorry about that. Maybe for X-mas I can get me a new computer…who knows! Well anyway, sorry about the cliffie to, but still…they make the story more interesting, don't you think? Besides…it's fun to tick your readers off every once in a while! Well, hope you enjoyed chapter 11 and please don't forget to review!

Reviewer Responses (14! Yay!)

AngelicSlayer2000: Thank you!

Demonic Angels: Thank you, and being hyper is nothing bad! It's very fun!

Doray: Yup…Nary-chan's the evil guy! And you did sound a bit like an old person…but it's ok! I'll try to fix the mistakes whenever I reedit this story! Thanks!

Pointy Objects: Thank you! And I'm trying to fix your/you're thing.

Brickwall847: Thank you, and congrats on the A!

O.oCharmedAnimeGirlo.O: Thank you!

Veglma: Nary-chan doesn't die…I like the psycho to much to make him die, but I think a 2 day old sock in the mouth is pretty good don't you think so?

BG4ever09:I finally got the next chapter out, so here you go!

Windwaker's desendent: Sorry about the cliffies, but as it's nearing the end of the story, I'm adding a bit more cliff hangers then usual; and as for the sequel bit, I have no idea. I'll probably do a poll in the next chapter so reviewers can give me some ideas and decide on the sequel idea.

Ameo66: Cause its fun!

Sangonesan: Congrats! And don't worry, Miroku and Sango are ok, they can't have to many bad things happen to them…they're the main characters!

Dark Angel: Eeep! I updated, and thanks about this story being good! I try my hardest.

Pointer Hound: Thank you (Bye the way…Miroku got the knife, I just didn't stick it in this chapter)

Blackwidow085: Yup! Miroku can get angry…very angry, and look here, I've written another chapter!

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Dictionary

Hai- Yes

Iie- No

Nani- What

-chan, -san, -sama, -sempai, -kohai,-kun, -(Blank)- Honorifics that usually go on the ends of words. The only exceptions are

-sempai, -kohai, and –sensei…they can be used as a single word unlike the others.

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Preview of Next Chapter

I smirked at Kikyou, glaring at her bruised face as she stared at me in appall while the police took her away. Yup. That contented me.

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