How to Tick Your Neighbor off in Three Minutes or Less
By Kuro Doragon Enkou
A/N: This story is almost over…there are only one or two more chapters left…sniff…well, I'm sorry for the late update once again, but as winter break is coming up, I might get a computer for Christmas! I can't wait! Any ways, please don't forget to read and review! Now, enjoy Chapter 12 of How to Tick Your Neighbor off in Three Minutes or Less!
Chapter 12
Good Morning Sunshine
"The one and only," Kikyou said with a smirk, flipping her hair over her shoulder with one hand, while she held a pistol aimed strait at us in the other hand.
Taking her time, the gun still aimed at us, Kikyou walked strait past us, looking out of the corner of her eye to keep an eye on us. Her walk ended as she eyed Onigumo, unconscious with a sock in his mouth.
"You tied him up, eh?" The matter of fact tone in Kikyou's voice contained no shock, but instead a type of ironic humor. "I should have known better to let the moron do it by himself…he enjoys watching his victims suffer…you know?" the slightly annoyed tone of Kikyou's voice caused a chill to go up my spine, and I then I felt the sudden urge to slam my forehead repeatedly against the wall, in fact, probably the only things stopping me were: A. Miroku's arms, and B. The pistol aimed at my head..
"You! You were behind it all weren't you Hiruma?" I snarled, being mindful of the gun pointed my way as Kikyou turned her head to look at me with a smirk formed on her face.
"Bingo." She said in a singsong voice.
"You…you're crazy!" Akimura snarled, clutching me close to his chest.
"Iie. Merely competitive." Kikyou murmured, eyeing us with contempt.
"Nani?" I blinked, that comment had made no sense at all.
"Ugh…must I explain everything?" An annoyed look passed over Kikyou's face, I moved closer to Akimura. Right now, nothing freaked me out more than Kikyou, I mean, after all…she was holding a gun, and number two, and well, it's just plain creepy for her to not act like a total and complete moronic, annoying, bitchy bimbo. "It is a well known fact that both you and Kagome are some of the most attractive students at school…"
My face turned red, I hadn't known anything about that…but not that it matters, Kikyou seemed intent on listening to her own babble. I think she enjoys that, I mean, after all, who else would listen to her blabber on and on about how she's not the best in the school and how everybody else needs to die. I for sure don't.
"…but you see, with you dead, Kagome would be devastated, right?" Kikyou didn't wait for my reply, "She'd drop out of school, and then, well, I'd be the most attractive student, with out any competition."
"What about Akimura?" I growled.
Kikyou looked up, as if in thought, and frowned in mock sympathy, "Well, he'll have to die. There can be no witnesses. So, I'll have to kill him, right after I kill you…any last words before you go Akiyama?" Kikyou said softly.
"Hai. Look behind you." A bright grin erupted on my face as Akimura tapped Kikyou on the shoulder, smirking as she whirled about.
Many of you are probably wondering how he got there. Here is your answer: Kikyou's attention was entirely focused on me, giving Miroku a perfect chance to sneak off and walk right behind her…and then well, you get the point.
Miroku kicked the gun out of Kikyou's hands, and then, with practiced ease, unloaded it, dropped the ammo on the ground then threw the gun to the other side of the room. Yup! My little Miro-kun is smart!
I smirked at Kikyou as yelped and held her hand and whispered three words to her. "Pay back Time." Then all hell broke loose, I think that you get the point but if you want some details, all I can say is this: Kikyou came out with various bruises, a black eye, and two of her teeth knocked out. Yeah. I rock! Ahem, and by the way, I gave her a chance to defend herself…not that she deserved it…but I let her try to kick me twice. I'm such a nice person.
About thirty minutes later the cops came, as Miroku had called them and given them the directions. I mean, how else would the cops have come? I'm positive that if Kikyou and Onigumo were unconscious then they would never call the cops on them selves, and as for myself, I used up all the minutes on my phone talking to Kagome-chan. That girl can talk a lot! Well, back to the story.
"We've done it!" Akimura crowed, holding me close as we danced around the parking lot.
"Hai!" I giggled, hugging him tightly as we laughed together, as I grinned at Kikyou's bruised face, glaring at her as the police took her away, then I did something so out of my character that it surprised even me. Big time.
I kissed Akimura. And I wasn't mad at myself either. I did this one on purpose…and with a sane mind no less. I wasn't the least bit annoyed or shocked at myself…ok…well, maybe a little, but…is that really that strange?
With smiles on our faces, we watched Kikyou and Onigumo be dragged out of our lives for what we hoped would be one of the happiest days in our lives to come. We were right.
End Chapter 12
A/N: Sorry, this chapter is really short, but I promise, the next chapter will be much longer…I'll make sure of that! Thanks for all who have been reviewing and for their patience with my slow updates! I'm very grateful! Thanks again, and please don't forget to review! I enjoy hearing feedback!
Reviewer Responses
Wind waker's descendent: I hate her to, and good luck on the evil plan! Glad you think this story is good!
Chippy: Yup, you did already review, but that's ok! Glad you think the fic is still awesome!
Cute Anime boys make me pant: Yes, I brought out the idiotic and moronic Nary-chan that everybody knows and loves!
BG4ever09: Yup, enters Kikyou! And Kikyou is up to a whole bunch of evil, but, she gets whats coming to her!
Doray: You're welcome, and thanks! I tried to add in humor, after all this is a romantic humor fic, I had to get it back into it's proffesion.
Butthead24: Yup, I like the sock part to, and Kohai is like an underclassman or someone who is less experienced then you at a job or something.
Dark Angel: Yup! More cliffies, though this chapter doesn't have one…at least I don't think it does…
Veglma: Yup! He got kicked where the sun don't shine, and you just noticed Nary-chan was insane…? And Yup, he killed Miro-kun's parents.
Ryuchan: Thanks, and yes the silly baboon got what was coming to him.
Pointy Objects: Nope, they're not done, not just yet atleast.
GurloftheNight: Thanks! And look, I updated!
Ifylapeach: Yup, he really is a good guy in a strange, perverted kind of way!
Dictionary
Nani- What
Hai- yes
-Chan, -kun, -sama, -san, -sempai, -sensei, -kohai- Japanese suffixes, used on the ends of names and so on, sempai, sensei, and kohai can be used without the name added on, simply as a noun by themselves as when addressing an upperclassman 'Sempai'; a teacher 'Sensei'; or an underclassman 'Kohai'.
Iie- No
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"Sango-chan! We're fixing to graduate! I can't wait! And then to top that off, there's the wedding! I just can't wait!" Ayame squealed. "Best of all I get to be a brides maid!"
I smiled right back at her before glancing at the wedding catalogue in my hands. "What do you think about this one Ayame-chan?"
"Wow! You'll look great in it Sango-chan!"
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